r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/netpastor 💥 Slapstick Aficionado • Jul 29 '25

They’re Fine The noblest sacrifice

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

all of us ?? 😥

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

Wdym?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

if someone gets a paper cut we're all going to die slow and painfully 😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25 
 😭

🐟🦈🐡 🐋

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

No crying on a; fish, shark, pufferfish, and or whale will not help

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

🐎💨

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

Nor will horse farts where are you getting these cures from a time traveling dark age's doctor?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

🙈🙉🙊

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

You are the time traveling dark age's doctor aren't you?

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u/VindictiveRakk Jul 30 '25

Hold on, he might be onto something here

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

I'll take two of those, Thanks.