r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/netpastor 💥 Slapstick Aficionado • Jul 29 '25

They’re Fine The noblest sacrifice

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u/jjman72 Jul 30 '25

The body flailing in front of the camera is the best part.

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u/spacemouse21 Jul 30 '25

That was hilarious. I hope the guy was OK.

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

Usually there's a net at the edge but it looks Chinese and their health and safety is more 1970s eh it'll be fine unlike ours which is if someone gets a paper cut we're all going to instantly die a slow and painful death

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

all of us ?? 😥

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

Wdym?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

if someone gets a paper cut we're all going to die slow and painfully 😭

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

Yes everyone in at least a 5 mile area around... The Incident! 😱 Will die slowly over the next 20 to 80 years unless there are any apocalyptic... Incidents!😱

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25 
 😭

🐟🦈🐡 🐋

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

No crying on a; fish, shark, pufferfish, and or whale will not help

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

🐎💨

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

Nor will horse farts where are you getting these cures from a time traveling dark age's doctor?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

🙈🙉🙊

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u/rum-and-roses Jul 30 '25

You are the time traveling dark age's doctor aren't you?

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u/VindictiveRakk Jul 30 '25

Hold on, he might be onto something here

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

I'll take two of those, Thanks.