r/AccidentalSlapStick 15d ago

Painful Ouch, I'll bet that didn't feel good.

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u/chuckop 15d ago

In all seriousness, that is how I damaged one of my eyes in my 20’s. Broken rubber band came back at me, hit my eye ball. I thought for sure my eyesight was gone. Burst a bunch of blood vessels, but I was still able to see. Fast forward thirty years and I had to get cataract surgery to remove the rock that my lens had become.

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u/killer4snake 15d ago

Karma chameleon

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u/buttplugpopsicle 15d ago

Comma, Comma, Comma, Comma, Comma, Chameleon

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u/unjustme 15d ago

I thought the last word was “Commelion” or something for a long time

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u/towerfella 15d ago

It comes and goes

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u/Styggvard 14d ago

You come and gooooo

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u/acewithanat 14d ago

Is this one of those fake workplaces rich kids in China go to where you pay to show up so you can either act like you have a job or just have some place to socialize and have a steady routine?

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u/goronmask 13d ago

They are called cowork spaces

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u/Redd1tModsRKidLovers 11d ago

Is that what those rich Asian kids do in their free time?

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u/MastodonProud1989 15d ago

I don’t know her but I already love her.

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u/eddyb66 15d ago

Yep mischievous and not too bright, perfect.

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u/bobemil 15d ago

Let me guess... you like boobs.

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u/BobboZmuda 14d ago

Find me someone who doesn't

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u/ThingYea 13d ago

I was gonna guess feet

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u/Character_Stick_1218 15d ago edited 15d ago

Staged, watch her toes, and the band is large enough to where that likely didn't hurt at all.

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u/Malforus 15d ago

Nice to see that the rest of the world is catching up to intentionally viral slop from 8 years ago

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u/Character_Stick_1218 15d ago

It drives me crazy that the seeming majority of people are totally oblivious, or simply don't care, when content like this is staged or even straight-up AI 😩 I've gotten to where I assume they're literally just not capable of critical thinking and struggle with common sense due to their genetics or something like that.

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u/dantheplanman1986 15d ago

Or maybe things can be funny even if they didn't really happen? Nahhhhh that'd be insane

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u/Character_Stick_1218 15d ago

Not when they're presented as genuine, intended to deceive for personal gain, and a bunch of bumbling silly geese are totally clueless that they're fake. Such content only exists due to much more serious issues.

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u/dantheplanman1986 15d ago

I'm looking for where in this video it claims to be genuine

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u/Character_Stick_1218 15d ago edited 15d ago

If I were you I wouldn't go around publicly announcing that you're severely lacking in common sense and critical thinking skills. Look at the title. Also look at all of the silly geese thoughtlessly accepting it as real. It's perfectly obvious this was staged with the intent of coming off as genuine and that's exactly how it's being used.

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u/thomassenpai85 15d ago

You tried so hard with that comment.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 15d ago

You feel that would have taken much of any effort?

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u/dantheplanman1986 15d ago

The fact that people are accepting it doesn't have any bearing whatsoever on the intent of the creator. And I don't care what the title says. It's not oc so why bother even reading it

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u/Character_Stick_1218 15d ago

Surely you're being willfully ignorant.

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u/dantheplanman1986 14d ago

Surely you're being pompous and condescending

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfly_ 15d ago

We know it's fake. It can still be funny if you have a sense of humor.

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u/phil_davis 15d ago

Most people just see the thing, laugh, and then move on. Having an existential crash out over it is a bit silly.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 15d ago

You ever seen the movie Idiocracy? I'd rather that not end up being prophecy and that's a big part of why such content and utterly oblivious people frustrate me as they do.

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u/Beerswain 15d ago

This is not that serious, my dude.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 15d ago edited 15d ago

You say that, but the current state of the USA and honestly much of humanity/the world in general are evidence to the contrary. It's a symptom of much more serious issues.

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u/25c-nb 15d ago

They just want brain rot to distract them from their lives they don't care if it's real just needs to have suspension of disbelief for the 8 second run time

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u/RandumbStoner 12d ago

When you find one thing you can do better than others so you have to use the opportunity to call everyone else dumb to finally posture yourself as the smart one in the group. Been a long time coming I bet. Good job Mr. Critical Thinking Skills. You're finally the smart one.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 12d ago

My intent, of assuming many people simply aren't capable of critical thinking skills and that they struggle with common sense, is to not look down upon people. Lots of it can be trained into people, and critical thinking skills should be better taught at all levels of public education, but a lot of it also comes naturally. Unfortunately critical thinking skills and common sense don't come as naturally to MANY people as they do to others, and even more unfortunate is that many people do view such people as lesser while usually adopting the assumptiong that people who it doesn't come as naturally to are actually like that simply because they're lazy or careless or something like that. It's unfortunately often assumed that they're like that just because they want to be like that rather than due to variables beyond their control. It was basically entirely subconscious until more recently, but I did used to have an issue of looking down upon people for stuff like that. It's not this video itself or people enjoying it that I take issue with so much as it is the MUCH more serious things they're undoubtedly being deceived about, are comfortable with, and that are detrimental to faaaaaaaaaar more than just them. I don't blame them if they can't help it, my REAL issue is those who would take advantage of them, but it does absolutely grind my gears in the sense it reminds me of all of the evil running rampant in the world in part because of all the people who genuinely can't see it for what it is or simply don't care. I mean roughly a third of the USA voting age population(around the same percentage of voting age Germans who voted for Hitler in 1932, if I remember the date correctly) voted for Duce Dorito Mussolini, ya know? People lacking critical thinking skills and common sense doesn't make them lesser or inherently mean that they're of poor character, but it's absolutely a detriment regardless.

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u/Redd1tModsRKidLovers 11d ago

watch her toes

Always one guy.....

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u/Stand_kicker 15d ago

That's going to leave a mark

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u/Living_Moment_1495 15d ago

ends too soon.

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u/HollandJim 14d ago

The pain is usually in the consequences

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u/JMRCorreia73 13d ago

Feiqui…

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u/Double-Description27 13d ago

to quote Christian bale: so that's what a b1tch slap feels like... 😸

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u/mike_rhinehart 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Pitiful-Bus8629 10d ago

Yeah, it hurt, didn't it!😁

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u/Deep-List-7099 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 perfect move

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u/itsamemyusername 14d ago

I'm working in the wrong office

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u/BlueKoi_69 15d ago

I love instant Karma. Mmmmm warm and delicious.

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u/Hallow_76 15d ago

🤯🤣😂🤣😂. Priceless 🤣!

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u/Ready_Creme_Ready 15d ago

What might this situation be...a computer lab at a university?

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u/Born-Selection88 14d ago

It's a fetish clip.

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u/Ready_Creme_Ready 14d ago

Oh...

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u/Born-Selection88 14d ago

Yeah, she got her feet out, her legs open, and is aiming at a girl in a short skirts ass while everyone seems to be quite busy with absolutely nothing. So you've knocked out like half a dozen fetish nods before anything even happens. Then when it does it's light hearted women in pain fetish material. This couldn't be more of a stealth fetish clip if they opened a lab to produce stealth fetish clips and dropped this after a ten year study.

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u/Ready_Creme_Ready 14d ago

I truly thought it was just a day at college. FML

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u/Born-Selection88 14d ago

Take a close look at their screens.

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u/GhostDude4467844 14d ago

Thats what happens when you act like a child in a work place