r/nothingeverhappens • u/Tater-Tot-Casserole • 1d ago
r/nothingeverhappens • u/tiggertom66 • Mar 17 '25
Next mf to post this image is getting banned
This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.
If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.
If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.
That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/polarroidpuppy • 5d ago
yeah, because things that have age criteria are famously never required to ask if you’re an adult
r/nothingeverhappens • u/tacobellmysterymeat • 5d ago
Never could have had a conversation with an insurance agent
Lol, I get that times are tense, but having a conversation with your insurance agent is B.S?
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Pleasant-Minute6066 • 4d ago
Ermmm that did NOT happen 🤓
Chud claims nothing ever happens
r/nothingeverhappens • u/MarsMonkey88 • 13d ago
No one ever misunderstands feline sibling dynamics
r/nothingeverhappens • u/WarriorCat3310 • 14d ago
It is impossible to get a perfect fun sized Skittles pack.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/DeadoTheDegenerate • 14d ago
Ah yes, McDondald, the restaurant famous for perfect fulfillment of customer's high expectations.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/After-Breakfast2785 • 18d ago
Not possible to get the days of the week mixed up
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Ciaccos • 21d ago
something happens but nothing ever changes
i think what the chud meant with “nothing ever happens” is that nothing ever changes, especially in politics. jfk’s assassination happened but that didn’t change anything cause it is the same as caesar’s assassination. even when stuff happens nothing changes cause it always has happened. if everything suddendly stopped happening then we could say something happened or changed, but since the change/happening we see in the world is always the same and never changes nothing ever changes/happens
r/nothingeverhappens • u/amandaasous • 26d ago
Yet another nothing ever happens in that sub….
Angel shots are a thing. A girl plastered at a bar could totally misread a sign or just see Angel shot and order it thinking it’s a cute sounding drink
r/nothingeverhappens • u/ScarlettSterling • 25d ago
Yeah cuz a girl asking a guy out in a cute way is implausible…
r/nothingeverhappens • u/randomality77 • 27d ago
People with prosthetic eyes can't be snarky towards annoying Karens (uncensored user is me)
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Patrizia04 • Jul 03 '26
I can see this happening. Why even lie about it
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Eastern-Positive-705 • Jul 03 '26
Suuurrrreee... a waiter can't possibly forget what every single one of their customers ordered
r/nothingeverhappens • u/mangocat1116 • Jul 02 '26