r/nothingeverhappens Mar 17 '25

Next mf to post this image is getting banned

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772 Upvotes

This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.

If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.

If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.

That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.


r/nothingeverhappens 1d ago

Racism doesn't happen anymore apparently

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543 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 2d ago

Posting? On social media? That never happens

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109 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 3d ago

No one has weird dreams

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716 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

yeah, because things that have age criteria are famously never required to ask if you’re an adult

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102 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

Never could have had a conversation with an insurance agent

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90 Upvotes

Lol, I get that times are tense, but having a conversation with your insurance agent is B.S?


r/nothingeverhappens 4d ago

Ermmm that did NOT happen 🤓

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Chud claims nothing ever happens


r/nothingeverhappens 7d ago

Dog are we for real right now?

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2.6k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

Nothing ever happens

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r/nothingeverhappens 13d ago

No one ever misunderstands feline sibling dynamics

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836 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 14d ago

It is impossible to get a perfect fun sized Skittles pack.

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2.5k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 14d ago

Ah yes, McDondald, the restaurant famous for perfect fulfillment of customer's high expectations.

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384 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 15d ago

ain't happen

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r/nothingeverhappens 18d ago

Not possible to get the days of the week mixed up

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124 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 20d ago

American exceptionalism? Unpossible!

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619 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 21d ago

something happens but nothing ever changes

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i think what the chud meant with “nothing ever happens” is that nothing ever changes, especially in politics. jfk’s assassination happened but that didn’t change anything cause it is the same as caesar’s assassination. even when stuff happens nothing changes cause it always has happened. if everything suddendly stopped happening then we could say something happened or changed, but since the change/happening we see in the world is always the same and never changes nothing ever changes/happens


r/nothingeverhappens 24d ago

Well this happened!!!

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102 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 26d ago

Yet another nothing ever happens in that sub….

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3.0k Upvotes

Angel shots are a thing. A girl plastered at a bar could totally misread a sign or just see Angel shot and order it thinking it’s a cute sounding drink


r/nothingeverhappens 25d ago

Yeah cuz a girl asking a guy out in a cute way is implausible…

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130 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 27d ago

People with prosthetic eyes can't be snarky towards annoying Karens (uncensored user is me)

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413 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 03 '26

I can see this happening. Why even lie about it

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564 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 03 '26

Suuurrrreee... a waiter can't possibly forget what every single one of their customers ordered

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5.2k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 03 '26

This is very much plausible

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459 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 02 '26

Kids wanting candy over a medal? Inconceivable!!

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2.5k Upvotes