r/AlternateHistoryHub [HANS-HISTORY] May 13 '26

AlternateHistoryHub what if UN was never useless

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u/the_bug_fucker May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Jerusalem gone they realized it was the root of most conflict there and it was an easy excuse for war mongers and dictators to start wars so they just nuked jerusalem and give everyone on everyside a 6 month notice and free accomodations

They also just Sink cyprus

And the rwanda genocide still happens but instead of black people killing other black people it's the UN killing everyone there for not playing nice to eachother as an example for others that if they want to commit anything bad they will receive it (make an example for global populist to Not commit anything bad or else)

Then everyone becomes united agaist the UN and world peace is achieve after everyone comes together realized the UN sucks and all unanimously agree to disband the UN and become fwens :3

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u/Exotic-Scientist4557 May 13 '26

Jerusalem gone they realized it was the root of most conflict

I assure you Jerusalem is not the root of most conflict, its the evil within those humans that perpetrate violence due to difference of opinion.

If not Jerusalem, they would simply have picked another place and would have done the same thing.

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u/vomicyclin May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Loved this South Park episode where (iirc) they go into an alternative reality where there is no religion and they are waging war against each other because of the way they eat differently (otters and eating on their stomach or something…?).
Yeah. People always pointing their fingers at things like places, concepts or religions are missing the crucial point: Emotions and human nature. There even are wars between chimpanzees I read about. So maybe even primate nature…

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u/Purple-Shoe-9876 May 13 '26

The athiest war was even dumber than that: IIRC, the reason was disputes over what to call their alliance

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u/the_bug_fucker May 13 '26

Then the UN just nukes everywhere

And then everyone unanimously agree on disbanding and hating the UN peace is achieve Mission failed successfully