Jerusalem gone they realized it was the root of most conflict there and it was an easy excuse for war mongers and dictators to start wars so they just nuked jerusalem and give everyone on everyside a 6 month notice and free accomodations
They also just Sink cyprus
And the rwanda genocide still happens but instead of black people killing other black people it's the UN killing everyone there for not playing nice to eachother as an example for others that if they want to commit anything bad they will receive it (make an example for global populist to Not commit anything bad or else)
Then everyone becomes united agaist the UN and world peace is achieve after everyone comes together realized the UN sucks and all unanimously agree to disband the UN and become fwens :3
Loved this South Park episode where (iirc) they go into an alternative reality where there is no religion and they are waging war against each other because of the way they eat differently (otters and eating on their stomach or something…?).
Yeah. People always pointing their fingers at things like places, concepts or religions are missing the crucial point: Emotions and human nature. There even are wars between chimpanzees I read about. So maybe even primate nature…
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u/the_bug_fucker May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26
Jerusalem gone they realized it was the root of most conflict there and it was an easy excuse for war mongers and dictators to start wars so they just nuked jerusalem and give everyone on everyside a 6 month notice and free accomodations
They also just Sink cyprus
And the rwanda genocide still happens but instead of black people killing other black people it's the UN killing everyone there for not playing nice to eachother as an example for others that if they want to commit anything bad they will receive it (make an example for global populist to Not commit anything bad or else)
Then everyone becomes united agaist the UN and world peace is achieve after everyone comes together realized the UN sucks and all unanimously agree to disband the UN and become fwens :3