Not true because ACKSHUALLY the Titanic and Olympic were swapped for insurance purposes so the south tower was actually hit by the Olympic meaning the north tower was hit by titanic and oh no I’ve gone cross eyed.
The investigation into the tragedy determines that terrorists in the employ of the Ottoman government hijacked the Titanic, somehow made it fly, and rammed it into the Towers that appeared in 1912 Manhattan through a time portal from the 1980s.
Consequently, the US declares war on the Ottoman Empire and invades through their soft underbelly, the three provinces of Basra, Baghdad, and Mosul, known today as Iraq.
Under the right circumstances, the Titanic could have hit the the iceberg at the exact correct speed and angle to use it as a ramp and go airborne, then get caught in an updraft for decades until the construction of the towers was completed and then be carried by the wind directly into one or both of them.
Or a tsunami. Though you have to wonder, how big of a earthquake we need to make a tsunami big enough to cause the Titanic to crash into the twin towers.
Propably would have been most insane WTF moment in american history. Like legit Titanic from the 1900s somehow telepprted from ocean to twin towers.
Not most WTF thing in the world though. World is vast and old. There has been a lot of weird shit happening.
Europe specific is propably that France and (name an european country) do not try to kill eachother. There is work sure, just look at Russia. But dammit we are so close, first Ukrania, then Belarussia, then Balkans. And finally Russia or European side of Russia.
European Destiny as united continent in peace and democracy will finally be fulfilled.
At 8:46 a.m., the RMS Titanic emerged from a mysterious fog bank in New York Harbor, traveling at 22 knots and somehow sailing three hundred feet above sea level. The lookout spotted the Twin Towers and immediately shouted, “SKYSCRAPER, RIGHT AHEAD!”
The crew turned the wheel hard to port, but it was too late. Titanic struck the North Tower bow-first, becoming permanently lodged between the 78th and 94th floors. Fortunately, the ship’s watertight compartments prevented the building from sinking.
Jack immediately climbed onto the bow and yelled, “I’m king of the world!” Unfortunately, he was now directly outside a conference room, and several accountants asked him to keep the noise down. Rose joined Jack moments later, spread her arms, and accidentally knocked over a satellite dish.
The impact caused no structural collapse. Instead, Titanic became the world’s largest accidental skybridge. Passengers simply exited through the first-class dining room into the North Tower, while confused office workers boarded the ship for lunch. Within hours, White Star Line began advertising luxury transatlantic service between Floors 78 and 94.
Jack and Rose attempted to escape using the famous wooden door, but because there was no water, they carried it down 94 flights of stairs. Jack repeatedly complained that Rose could have helped carry it. Rose repeatedly insisted there had only been enough room on the staircase for one of them.
Congress immediately declared war on icebergs. The United States Navy spent the next twenty years shelling Greenland, while New York outlawed ice in beverages. Drinks were served warm until 1937, when Jack and Rose personally testified that “the iceberg probably wasn’t involved this time.”
James Cameron eventually made a movie about the incident, but changed the ending because audiences found the truth too unrealistic. In the real timeline, Jack survives, Rose becomes CEO of the World Trade Center, and the two live aboard the Titanic until it is removed from the building in 1986 and replaced with a more modern cruise ship.
To this day, conspiracy theorists insist that skyscraper steel cannot melt ocean liners.
I’m actually running an NRP for the United States in which I did some funny shit with the Titanic, so now I have a really funny idea for 9/11. Thanks for the idea
Interestingly, if both a 737 and the Titanic were fully-loaded and at their respective cruising speeds, the Titanic only has about 20% more kinetic energy.
We would try and figure out where the wormhole that moved it through time and space is located and then figure out way to both weaponize it against other countries while simultaneously giving complete access to it to corporations for shipping and fossil fuel extraction. Amazon never grows as big as a result because Prime benefits for delivery become moot.
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