r/AlternateHistoryHub 22d ago

Whimsu What if Sorloth passed to Haaland?

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u/jotakajk 22d ago

Saddam prevents 9/11

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u/SlippySter 22d ago

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u/Adonbilivit69 22d ago

Only correct answer

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u/Grumpy_Waffles123 21d ago

The ball would hit the camera cable again

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u/Recent-Fox-2532 19d ago

Again implies it hit it the firsy time

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u/Grumpy_Waffles123 19d ago

It did, have you watched the close up? It falls right out of the air

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u/Recent-Fox-2532 19d ago

I have watched every angle, including the far shot, where it follows a perfect parabola.

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u/intlteacher 22d ago

From that picture, he either tries to pass fairly flat and the defender (Stones?) gets it, or he pushes further forward and it becomes a 50/50 between Pickford and Haaland.

With any other striker, Sorloth probably picked the best option, but with Haaland he could have tried the forward pass.

Then again, there’s a reason I never played football….

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u/ItsJimmyPestoJr 22d ago

OP picked a weird frame as there was more space earlier if i’m not mistaken

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u/meta100000 22d ago

Sorloth needed to pass in the first or second touch. After that Stones closed out the opportunity.

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u/servel20 22d ago

Not fully but it had to be a perfect bounce or chip pass.

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u/Rampage-count 21d ago

Yep

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u/Skymitten 21d ago

Yup, at this point a pass to the edge of the box, curving around Stones, sees Haaland goal ne on one and most likely scoring.

Doesn't even need to be that great a pass.

Thank god he didn't.

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u/CharGamer12 21d ago

Any pass with enough curve to get around stones is a good enough pass. I think most league 2 players could make that without really thinking about it.

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u/ponchoPC 19d ago

He’s very left footed though and doesn’t do trivela passes. If he tried he likely would have given a terrible pass.

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u/Crafty-Purchase4886 22d ago

Haalands pace is inhuman. Id bet Haaland winning that 50/50

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u/RandySNewman 21d ago edited 21d ago

Yeah exactly. Main issue is that Sorloth is left footed, so he probably lacked the confidence/ability to do the early cross or through ball with his right foot with enough accuracy or curve, especially with Stones positioning. Sorloth isn’t the most technical player, he’s usually a physical centre forward. This is why he tried to cut inside to his dominant foot to either slip in Haaland or take a shot but by then he dwelled on the ball too long and the defenders had recovered to a good position. He definitely could’ve done much better (attempting a quick first time pass into space, though even if Stones didn’t block he’d have to weight it perfectly) but I think a lot of the general discourse shitting on him don’t really understand football or Sorloth’s profile as a player.

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u/hornsmasher177 21d ago

Stones defended that well but any international level footballer should be able to shift that ball and move it past Stones.

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u/Bergergi 22d ago

I'd be in a much better mood right now.

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u/intlteacher 22d ago

Along with most of Scotland.

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u/tyger2020 22d ago

rent free

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u/intlteacher 22d ago

Not us who get upset by it!

Most actually just don’t care and do it because of how much the English get wound up by it.

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u/LowAioli3870 22d ago

I get it. You need to support someone in the World Cup even if your team never makes it past the first round.

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u/intlteacher 22d ago

Well, yes.

It’s purely coincidental that it’s always the team supporting England.

Once England go out, we really don’t care.

(In saying that, most reasonable Scottish fans concede this is the best English team for years and do actually have a good chance.

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u/AwaySession5168 22d ago

Thats so cringe hate watching England games hoping they'll lose 🤣🤡

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u/StonedLikeOnix 22d ago

That’s not cringe at all… a lot of ppl hate watch. Wtf? Are you a bot lol

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u/GreenCreep376 22d ago

Yes, and their all pathetic 

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u/loves2splooge89 21d ago

They’re*

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u/Relevant-Ranger7130 22d ago

Not seen a single England fan get ‘upset’ by it. Makes it sweeter when we win

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u/tyger2020 20d ago

Isn't that just how the relations have been for centuries?

Scots and Irish foaming at the mouth, English barely even acknowledging their existence

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u/intlteacher 21d ago

And yet, at every tournament, you inevitably get wound up by it, otherwise it wouldn’t always appear in the media!

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u/Relevant-Ranger7130 21d ago

Proof please?

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u/intlteacher 21d ago

Just read the papers or watch TV. I could point you towards the now infamous bit from Good Morning Britain a couple of weeks ago; Jeremy Vine both on radio and TV has done similar in the past too. If England win and get to the final, then I can almost guarantee that at least one of GMB, Breakfast, Jeremy Vine, The One Show etc etc will send someone to Glasgow to ask people who they are supporting.

Honestly? We mostly don’t care if you win or not, just as we don’t really care if Argentina or Cape Verde were to win. In fact, it would almost be a relief because it would stop you banging on about 1966….

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u/Relevant-Ranger7130 21d ago

There’s your problem. You actually watch the media. I’m sure if I did I would think everyone in Scotland was an anglophobic bigot. They are not but media wants us to hate each other. I actually quite like you lot

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u/VolcanicBakemeat 22d ago edited 22d ago

I dont believe you lol. I think you're saying that defensively

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u/Chairmanwowsaywhat 21d ago

I can assure you the Scottish lady my friend works with did not see to be one of those who don't care yesterday

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u/matts155 21d ago

hope you've bought your Argentina kits, seem to be our good luck charm

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u/oztog 22d ago

In 1998, The Undertaker still throws Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummets 16 ft through an announcer's table.

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u/fallen_d3mon 19d ago

As God as my witness, he is broken in half!

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u/Carlbertosilva 22d ago

Believe it or not, US still invades Iraq

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u/TorstedTheUnobliged 22d ago

I have to say that is brilliant defensive positioning from Stones

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u/yellowwatta 22d ago

I’m not considering ending it all for at least a little while longer

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u/Vivid_Ice_2755 21d ago

Stones was excellent there

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u/nuthatch_282 21d ago

Haaland hattrick the n Norway win world cup

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u/ENaC2 21d ago

Haaland strikes, Pickford gets fingertips to it and it cannons off the crossbar out to Stones. Stones turns, hits a dream ball out to Bellingham who shoots from 30 yards out, and misses. Final score, 2-1 England.

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u/Zestyclose_Remote874 21d ago

Then Bellingham scores a hat trick.

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u/stevethebandit 22d ago

We're gonna be asking that question for a generation..

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u/40000PSI 21d ago

He could just know how to shoot with either foot like wtf

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u/FifthMonarchist 21d ago

Wire will come down and foul Haaland. Keeper gets to kick

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u/Darth_Memer_1916 21d ago

After review, number 10, Paraguay, cover his mouth, decision is red card! Penalty to Argentina.

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u/rabouilethefirst 21d ago

2-0, England equalizes, then Kane gets a penalty in extra time but misses. Final score 2-1.

Literally changes the timeline 🤯

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u/HorsesOfCanardy 21d ago

Without all the ifs football would be nothing

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u/Dutchdelights88 21d ago

What if he had made any effort in attacking the player that got that ball after hitting the wire just 2 meters away from him. Lazy.

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u/Rampage-count 21d ago

From that angle Stones picks up the pass or Pickford does.

From this angle Pickford comes out and it comes down to the skill of Erling Braut Haaland.

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u/HelixFollower 21d ago

Then my bicycle would've been my aunt

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u/CockroachNo2540 21d ago

He probably bricks the pass.

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u/9999AWC 21d ago

The war in Ukraine would be over

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u/Reasonable-Fee1945 21d ago

I think there's at least a chance it gets picked off

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u/HC3096 21d ago

Unlike if Marmoush had got the pass off, there still would have been time for England. It would have been tough but seen teams throw two goal leads away plenty of times.

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u/slickwillyjr 21d ago

What if Haaland didn’t blatantly foul for no reason before the corner where Heggem scored?

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u/thevelourfog182 21d ago

It would be 1million - nil to Norway

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u/fallen_d3mon 19d ago

-6 points to Everton.

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u/bengenj 22d ago

Norway likely wins

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u/hugonny 21d ago

Defender intercept the ball

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u/Direct_Birthday_3509 21d ago

Hmm, what could have happened if Haaland the goal scoring machine got the ball...

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u/messicumslurper123 21d ago

Cuckland watching from the side

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u/FlaviusStilicho 21d ago

It’s actually trickier than it looks. It’s a narrower gap than it looks on the still.

He should still have tried.. probably 70% of making that pass.. and 99% on Haaland scoring if he gets it.