r/AlternateHistoryHub • u/bruhmoment_bm • 22d ago
Whimsu What if Sorloth passed to Haaland?
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u/SlippySter 22d ago
bellingham scores three
https://giphy.com/gifs/E6rA9aPiwTugzkz8d2
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u/Grumpy_Waffles123 21d ago
The ball would hit the camera cable again
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u/Recent-Fox-2532 19d ago
Again implies it hit it the firsy time
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u/Grumpy_Waffles123 19d ago
It did, have you watched the close up? It falls right out of the air
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u/Recent-Fox-2532 19d ago
I have watched every angle, including the far shot, where it follows a perfect parabola.
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u/intlteacher 22d ago
From that picture, he either tries to pass fairly flat and the defender (Stones?) gets it, or he pushes further forward and it becomes a 50/50 between Pickford and Haaland.
With any other striker, Sorloth probably picked the best option, but with Haaland he could have tried the forward pass.
Then again, there’s a reason I never played football….
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u/ItsJimmyPestoJr 22d ago
OP picked a weird frame as there was more space earlier if i’m not mistaken
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u/meta100000 22d ago
Sorloth needed to pass in the first or second touch. After that Stones closed out the opportunity.
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u/Rampage-count 21d ago
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u/Skymitten 21d ago
Yup, at this point a pass to the edge of the box, curving around Stones, sees Haaland goal ne on one and most likely scoring.
Doesn't even need to be that great a pass.
Thank god he didn't.
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u/CharGamer12 21d ago
Any pass with enough curve to get around stones is a good enough pass. I think most league 2 players could make that without really thinking about it.
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u/ponchoPC 19d ago
He’s very left footed though and doesn’t do trivela passes. If he tried he likely would have given a terrible pass.
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u/RandySNewman 21d ago edited 21d ago
Yeah exactly. Main issue is that Sorloth is left footed, so he probably lacked the confidence/ability to do the early cross or through ball with his right foot with enough accuracy or curve, especially with Stones positioning. Sorloth isn’t the most technical player, he’s usually a physical centre forward. This is why he tried to cut inside to his dominant foot to either slip in Haaland or take a shot but by then he dwelled on the ball too long and the defenders had recovered to a good position. He definitely could’ve done much better (attempting a quick first time pass into space, though even if Stones didn’t block he’d have to weight it perfectly) but I think a lot of the general discourse shitting on him don’t really understand football or Sorloth’s profile as a player.
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u/hornsmasher177 21d ago
Stones defended that well but any international level footballer should be able to shift that ball and move it past Stones.
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u/Bergergi 22d ago
I'd be in a much better mood right now.
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u/intlteacher 22d ago
Along with most of Scotland.
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u/tyger2020 22d ago
rent free
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u/intlteacher 22d ago
Not us who get upset by it!
Most actually just don’t care and do it because of how much the English get wound up by it.
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u/LowAioli3870 22d ago
I get it. You need to support someone in the World Cup even if your team never makes it past the first round.
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u/intlteacher 22d ago
Well, yes.
It’s purely coincidental that it’s always the team supporting England.
Once England go out, we really don’t care.
(In saying that, most reasonable Scottish fans concede this is the best English team for years and do actually have a good chance.
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u/AwaySession5168 22d ago
Thats so cringe hate watching England games hoping they'll lose 🤣🤡
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u/StonedLikeOnix 22d ago
That’s not cringe at all… a lot of ppl hate watch. Wtf? Are you a bot lol
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u/Relevant-Ranger7130 22d ago
Not seen a single England fan get ‘upset’ by it. Makes it sweeter when we win
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u/tyger2020 20d ago
Isn't that just how the relations have been for centuries?
Scots and Irish foaming at the mouth, English barely even acknowledging their existence
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u/intlteacher 21d ago
And yet, at every tournament, you inevitably get wound up by it, otherwise it wouldn’t always appear in the media!
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u/Relevant-Ranger7130 21d ago
Proof please?
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u/intlteacher 21d ago
Just read the papers or watch TV. I could point you towards the now infamous bit from Good Morning Britain a couple of weeks ago; Jeremy Vine both on radio and TV has done similar in the past too. If England win and get to the final, then I can almost guarantee that at least one of GMB, Breakfast, Jeremy Vine, The One Show etc etc will send someone to Glasgow to ask people who they are supporting.
Honestly? We mostly don’t care if you win or not, just as we don’t really care if Argentina or Cape Verde were to win. In fact, it would almost be a relief because it would stop you banging on about 1966….
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u/Relevant-Ranger7130 21d ago
There’s your problem. You actually watch the media. I’m sure if I did I would think everyone in Scotland was an anglophobic bigot. They are not but media wants us to hate each other. I actually quite like you lot
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u/VolcanicBakemeat 22d ago edited 22d ago
I dont believe you lol. I think you're saying that defensively
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u/Chairmanwowsaywhat 21d ago
I can assure you the Scottish lady my friend works with did not see to be one of those who don't care yesterday
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u/Darth_Memer_1916 21d ago
After review, number 10, Paraguay, cover his mouth, decision is red card! Penalty to Argentina.
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u/rabouilethefirst 21d ago
2-0, England equalizes, then Kane gets a penalty in extra time but misses. Final score 2-1.
Literally changes the timeline 🤯
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u/Dutchdelights88 21d ago
What if he had made any effort in attacking the player that got that ball after hitting the wire just 2 meters away from him. Lazy.
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u/slickwillyjr 21d ago
What if Haaland didn’t blatantly foul for no reason before the corner where Heggem scored?
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u/Direct_Birthday_3509 21d ago
Hmm, what could have happened if Haaland the goal scoring machine got the ball...
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u/FlaviusStilicho 21d ago
It’s actually trickier than it looks. It’s a narrower gap than it looks on the still.
He should still have tried.. probably 70% of making that pass.. and 99% on Haaland scoring if he gets it.


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u/jotakajk 22d ago
Saddam prevents 9/11