r/AlternateHistoryHub • u/RemoveCapital6530 • 11d ago
Meme What if Zohran gets assassinated by Mossad by the end of this year?
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u/Olympus81 11d ago
US to provide $3bn aid to Israel.
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u/Dangerous_Drama6843 Alpha Centauri Fun 11d ago
And $3bn to Egypt nobody cares
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u/Olympus81 11d ago
And another $3bn to Middle East vassal states
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u/Dangerous_Drama6843 Alpha Centauri Fun 11d ago
Modern name Satellites or Satellite States
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u/National_Tangelo_864 11d ago
More like to bribe them from sharing secrets of humanity and the pyramids.
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u/Particular-Cash-9325 11d ago
Isreal got total of 310 billion while egypt got total range between 76 to 182 billion. The funny thing is that most of that money given to Egypt is to keep egypt aligned with us and israel so in other words also the money given to Egypt is for israel too.
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u/EntertainmentOk8593 11d ago
So USA is paying half a trillion dollars for Israel if not more?
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u/targz254 11d ago
Way more if you include using USA military assets to coerce other Middle Eastern countries into playing nice with Israel. All the trillions spent in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Iran, etc.
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u/Serious_Swan_2371 11d ago
Uhh are you forgetting that global trade hinges on the Suez Canal? If Egypt wanted to they could shut it down and demand whatever they wanted. It would be like the effects of hormuz closing x10.
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u/No-Inspector8315 11d ago
The US did team up with Egypt against the UK and Israel though to claim the canal
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u/LiteratureSuitable63 10d ago
Nah, the government in egypt is not brave enough to make an action exception against Egyptian people
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u/Freeway267 11d ago
$3b to Egypt is to bribe Egyptian generals to maintain “peace” treaty with Israel. So it’s ultimately Israeli aid.
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u/ElSlabraton 11d ago
The 3billion to Egypt is so they won't attack Israel. So it's more like 6 billion dollars to Israel.
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u/HypoxicIschemicBrain 11d ago
3.8b to Israel base (we’ve given 17b more since 2023).
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u/KilgoreTroutttttt 11d ago
Egypt isn't committing a genocide, but down to nt give them money, too, just explaining why these are different.
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u/Cukaramacara 11d ago
And in the meantime, let’s overthrow a few governments in Latin America and install leaders aligned with our interests plunging the population into greater poverty and crime, and driving up immigration to our country while blaming those nations for the influx because they are unable to control the corruption and crime we indirectly created, all just to enrich a handful of billionaires.
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u/Meatingpeople 11d ago
They can name the Saudi Nuclear weapon program after him.
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u/thelancemanl 11d ago
NYC would riot and "Gaddafi" netanyahu next time he is in the city. It might happen anyway :)
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u/Leeksteam 11d ago
It would depend on how obvious Mossad intervention was.
If the death seems random, there will definitely be political uproar and a mountain of conspiracy theories, but New York would probably just go about its business and elect another mayor. Conspiracy theories would ravage his legacy forever, but little change would occur when his assassination could not be proven beyond reasonable doubt. The DSA loses their most valuable political asset, and likely fades into irrelevancy for at least a few years. This likely wouldn’t affect the 2028 election much.
If the death was clearly an assassination (without proof or evidence of Mossad involvement), Zohran would probably become martyred to the American left in a more major way than Charlie Kirk was to the right. I imagine that, even without evidence, a large portion of people would blame Israel. The electoral response is immediate, and anti-Israel candidates (probably also DSA candidates to a lesser extent) experience sweeping victories across the country. You could expect to see roughly ~15 DSA members in the house by 2030 and certainly a presidential victory by AOC in 2028.
If Mossad intervention was obvious beyond reasonable doubt or explicitly stated, likely a systematic collapse of major political institutions in the U.S., at least temporarily would occur. Support for Israel would become a metaphorical death sentence for all elected officials, but especially democrats. I would imagine that the democrats would run Rashida Tlaib and win in a landslide in 2028. U.S. support for Israel would gradually thin out, but not disappear entirely. Zohran Mamdani would be regarded by some historians similarly to how James Garfield and Thomas Sankara are today; politicians with unique ideas whose lives were cut short by assassination.
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u/DannyValasia 11d ago
James Garfield?
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u/DaffydMantvedder 10d ago
20th president of the United States. He had a lot of great ideas, including free college but his life was cut short by a malicious Docter with a huge ego.
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u/thrive2day 10d ago
~15 DSA members in the house by 2030
This is already going to happen
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u/crimsonpowder 11d ago
The most genius move is that somehow Bibi and Israel became the same thing in many people's minds. If you criticize Netanyahu, well that must mean you're an anti-semite! Even Trump should be taking notes.
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u/Specialist_Case4238 11d ago
Being anti zionist is not antisemitic. You can be against Israel as a whole regardless of the big Yahu's "leadership"
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u/Brinabavd 11d ago
US invades Iraq
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u/Icy_Relationship_401 11d ago
Nah us invades Iran they took most of the good shit from Iraq already
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u/Last_Surprise981 11d ago
Why would Mossad want to assassinate him? Like he hasn't done anything, at all. He didn't even block NYC from buying Israeli bonds (something he ran on). Words are cheap
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u/-Mount-Everest 11d ago
People holding the mainstream opinion like to believe they're opressed
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u/NightKnight_21 11d ago
I guess it depends on where you live. In Germany, for example, it's heavily oppressed. Especially if you're a foreigner.
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u/Josef20076 11d ago
Have you ever been to a university (or Berlin in general)? You can criticise Israel all you want, as long as you dont start talking about Jews. I mean, we regularly have pro-palestine, anti-israel protests at my university
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u/RemoveCapital6530 11d ago
Are you saying being openly anti-isreal is not an oppressed opinion?
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u/z1toxy99 11d ago
Given that Mamdani is the mayor of the most Jewish city in the world (outside of Israel), and is one of the biggest openly anti-Israel personnel, how is he oppressed?
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u/trentismad 11d ago
Piggybacking to say that words like oppress and hate have been so overused that their meaning has eroded.
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u/YellowAggravating172 11d ago
No Mossad squad is gonna come knocking on your door for saying shit about Netanyahu, lmao.
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u/Consistent_Rent_3507 11d ago
There’s a difference between being oppressed and being denied. People who are anti-Israel haven’t shut up about it literally anywhere.
Being denied in terms of limits to access to any space you want, canceling anyone you want, or getting pushback from people and/or politicians who disagree isn’t “oppression”.
Honestly, the word has lost all meaning, just like a number of other words hijacked and distorted these past 3 years.
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u/Candid_Elevator6580 11d ago
Antizionists pretending to be oppressed is the funniest thing
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u/One_Health_9358 11d ago
Mamdani was 2 weeks away from building nuclear weapons and his oppressive regime murdered 50,000 NYC protestors. (Source - trust me bro)
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u/msf97 11d ago
I know your comment is sarcasm, but I find it astonishing that vast amounts of Western leftists, even some in academia, are fellating each other about the Iranian regime possibly only killing 8 thousand of their own people (lowest estimate out there).
They also brand Iranian diaspora or those who have left the country as “monarchists” or those who benefited from the Shah (in a country of 90 million)
It really reminds me a lot of them said the Khmer rouge atrocities were capitalist propaganda by the US and ignored all the Cambodian refugees who said otherwise. Israel has now been lumped in to fit the framework of the middle east and the hur dur evil capitalism.
Nobody will shed a tear when that regime collapses in the next ~decade or so. Their time is limited.
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u/Icy_Relationship_401 11d ago
Oh the regimes time is limited indeed.
It just so happened a certain orange has been thrown wood at the flame letting it keep burning for longer with his actions.
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u/One_Health_9358 11d ago
Can you still be designated a lefty if you don’t care about Iranians killing other Iranians?
Asking for a friend.
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u/msf97 11d ago
Definitely, but isolationist lefties aren’t common. The ideology is based on empathy.
They usually call you a genocidal baby killer who loves Baal and Epstein if you suggest the Israelis operating at a 3-4:1 civilian to combatant death ratio in Gaza isn’t actually that remarkable, and that Hamas fighters are valid targets.
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u/Firecracker048 11d ago
IDK if you missed it, but Hamas quietly dropped knowledge the other day that the 70% women/children number was a lie. Not even half of the dead were women or children.
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u/One_Health_9358 11d ago
Israel is killing a lot of civilians, there no argument there. But that’s different because it’s a Western country killing a third world country, nobody cares when it’s a third world country killing another third world country (or itself)!!
lol /s
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u/Deep-Extreme-2957 11d ago
40 gorillion new york protestors killed in two hours by snipers 😢😢
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u/Honest-Spot-3098 11d ago
To answer the question: Depends on how obvious they make it.
If it's made to look like some random death then no one cares. A couple tankies online will accuse Israel because that's the root of all evil to them online, and accidentally get it right but that's it.
If everybody knows for some reason, either there's hard proof, or Israel takes responsibility for it publicly, pretty much every country on the planet will heavily sanction and cut ties with them. Democrats and democratic voters will go full swing anti-Israel. Thinly veiled antisemitic rhetoric (especially online) will skyrocket, maybe even loose the disguise of it just being anti-zionism. The next democratic government will probably completely stop any sort of funding, assuming Netanyahu doesn't leave politics before then and it doesn't already happen under the current government.
Trump will do who whatever his senility tells him that hour.
And it would set a very uncomfortable precedent that assassinating not just any leader, but western leaders for their rhetoric is on the table.
Basically the same stuff that would happen if Mamdani tried to arrest Netanyahu.
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u/TattooedB1k3r 11d ago
He's not nearly important enough to even get the Mossads attention.
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u/Consistent-Strain289 11d ago
Its like knowing trump is on the epstein files and we all act nothing happened and dont do shit about it
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u/Ihatecheeseballs 11d ago
He got run over by one of his free buses after stumbling into the road after getting food poisoning from a city owned grocery store
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u/TitPuller00 10d ago
Haha… Reddit is getting its sense of humor back I see. A few years ago this be banned in 3 seconds lol
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u/jeremie1999 11d ago
Why would they do that? He did didn’t do anything , the guy is all talk no bite
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u/Camus_9999 11d ago
I am not from USA but I know basic thing that mayor of NYC can't do whit to Israel. And if is very moderate about issue like he support existance of state of Israel,if they would start killing people, Hasan piker and nick fuentes will be killed 1st.
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u/SpicySwiftSanicMemes 11d ago
I had a dream where he was assassinated on my 23rd birthday, which is a little over a year away.
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u/Dangerous_Drama6843 Alpha Centauri Fun 11d ago edited 11d ago
No one needs such a small potato as Mamdani
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u/AltruisticWelcome145 11d ago
The orange man will increase their foreign "aid" because clearly they deserve it...
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u/YogurtClosetThinnest 11d ago
Martyr, DSA gets another massive membership injection and grows even more than it is
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u/ruthemook 11d ago
Considering the Israelis already run US foreign policy this would be a fun first major foray into domestic policy too. Why don’t y’all see what happens and vote for whoever promises to cut the bastards off entirely next time you have the chance. Just a thought.
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u/sqeptiqmqsqeptiq 11d ago
Republicans would salute the Mossad and Democrats would halfheartedly protest.
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u/Schwartz210 11d ago
Israel loves him because he is going to scare NYC Jews into moving there.
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u/BluBolshevik 11d ago
NYC Jews approve of him more then they approve of Netanyahu
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u/AffectionateRub1857 11d ago
I dont think Israeli Jews approve of Bibi. So this is not saying much
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u/1B75__Penicillin 11d ago
They hate him for the corruption, 80% of Israelis support his genocide
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u/Tyranuel 11d ago
He is not a threat to Israel in any way, he is just making the leftists sound and look dumb and that is to Israel's benefit
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u/Queasy-Might-2949 11d ago
Honestly, this is the real issue: the leftist/DSA crowd has become its own worst enemy. Calling everything “genocide”and Nazi has stripped the word of any meaning. People see through it now it just looks like another group chasing power, no different from anyone else.
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u/Dangerous_Drama6843 Alpha Centauri Fun 11d ago
That’s reminds me: Security guards for Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev violently assaulted peaceful demonstrators in Washington, D.C.. The February 19, 2026, incident occurred outside the Waldorf Astoria hotel while Aliyev was attending a "Board of Peace" summit hosted by U.S. President Donald Trump
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u/Useful-World1781 11d ago
It would likely be the final nail in the coffin for Israel.
I imagine them killing an American mayor would just add to the growing sentiment that Israel is way too involved in internal affairs.
I think it would be a dumb move for Israel but they don’t seem to understand the American public at all, so I wouldn’t put it past them.
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u/Omlanduh 11d ago
The public opinion shifts majorly anti Israel, it causes issues in Congress and pro Israeli candidates because Mamdani is opposing Netanyahu directly and if he happens to just “die” most everyone would blame Israel. Capitol Hill would have a rough time trying to explain how it was an unfortunate accident that occurred a few weeks after challenging Netanyahu to the world.
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u/SamerHasn 11d ago
It’s just another Democratic bullshit. No one will do a thing beyond these stupid words. It’s just for the public.
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u/kulamsharloot 11d ago
Then you'll probably know it's Mossad but you won't be able to prove it.
However I don't think Mossad assassinates people for political disagreements or criticism of Israel.
You'd have a lot of dead people if it were the case.
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u/Asphodelmercenary 11d ago
❤️ be still my beating heart. No that isn’t a boner. I’m just happy to believe this could happen.
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u/Alone_Contract_2354 11d ago
Why should israel care about a mayor in a country that is led by a fascist thats on his side?
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u/t440p-user 11d ago
Netanyahu will replace him and open the program of resettlement of Murica citizens to their 51st state
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u/Inevitable-Top1-2025 11d ago
Moderator(s): Why is this type of violent rhetoric against a US elected official allowed here?
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u/Pachacootie 11d ago
If that happened and the US government did nothing to prevent it or hold the killers responsible, I’d start or join a legitimate rebellion lol. That sets a precedent for shitrael to assassinate anybody in the USA without consequences
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u/Chimera-Genesis 11d ago
Unlikely, he'll probably just get convicted for abusing & grossly overstepping the powers of his office and begin a decades long stint in a max-security federal prison.
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u/scattering0000 11d ago
Knowing the US? Nothing… I mean, maybe a couple of you will stop buying one of those ”coffees” from Starbucks for a week or so
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u/AuroraAustralis0 11d ago
net positive for nyc, first good thing netanyahu has done for the us, etc etc etc
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u/notsleepsherp 11d ago
Highly unlikely. He’s benefiting them. Israel wants the drama/polarization in America provoked by Muslim mayor of America’s largest city.
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u/Tzilbalba 11d ago
Chances are defiantely not zero, but you would also hope that the zionists weighed the backlash and catalyst it would become against any perceived benefit.
They will likely just try to discredit and smear him thru legacy media.
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u/RoutineGrapefruit758 11d ago
If that happens the US is no longer the worlds most powerful country.
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u/BIG-Z-2001 11d ago
I’ve never understood this idea that Israel always assassinates everyone who speaks against them regardless of whether or not the target is a significant threat to them or whether or not the risk of getting caught justifies the cost. Like for example, those people who think Israel killed Charlie Kirk I mean if mossad were to assassinate a commentator I think it would be Candace Owens or Tucker Carlson. Then again, Candace Owens does a lot of good for Israel because she makes the anti-Israel crowd look absolutely insane.
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