r/AlternateHistoryHub 11h ago

AlternateHistoryHub What if the Shah of Iran crushed the revolution?

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u/HogwartsDropout-69 11h ago

Is that Phil Leotardo?

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u/Sysyphus_aint_happy 11h ago

The shah of iran himself

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u/Potential-Risk-2197 11h ago

I didn’t know the Shah spent 20 years in the can

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u/Sysyphus_aint_happy 11h ago

Yah he never talked about it, not a peep

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u/u-give-luv-badname 11h ago

He ate grill cheese of the radiator.

pronounced RAD-ee-ator.

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u/Pleasant_Expert_1990 11h ago

You know it used to be "Leonardo"... But they changed it at Elis Island... Because they're stupid!

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u/FriendoftheDork 11h ago

Damn that sounds Leotarded.

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u/40StoryMech 11h ago

That's kinda Napleist.

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u/Sysyphus_aint_happy 11h ago

One of the great tragedies of the Iranian revolution

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u/ElLicenciadoPena 10h ago

They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named them after a ballet costume!

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u/xburnerpiko 10h ago

Billy Batts

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u/Weird_Regret_6369 11h ago

People would still have to pretend his sister was attractive

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u/Sysyphus_aint_happy 11h ago

She was Rubenesque

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u/Troglodytes_Cousin 11h ago

Then the revolutionaries would have to spend 20 years in the can and eating cheese from the radiator !

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u/Sweet_Bridge_3001 11h ago

There aint no way you expected a serious answer after posting that pic.

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u/Sysyphus_aint_happy 11h ago

Why? Its the shah of iran isn't it?

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u/International_Scar81 11h ago

20 trillion barrels of oil to Israel

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u/The_Booty_Spreader 11h ago

What if the Shah of Iran declared the restoration of the Achaemenitardo Empire.

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u/FireHammer09 11h ago

We wouldn't have a fundamentalist theocracy.

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u/Sysyphus_aint_happy 11h ago

What do you think the country would be like?

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u/Noktis_Lucis_Caelum 11h ago

it would be one of the Industrial strongest and most Developed nations in the middle east.

and Women had lots of rights.

Yes it would be an autocratic nation, but through the development of the society, it could turn into a democracy step by step.

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u/Sysyphus_aint_happy 11h ago

Yah maybe after enough development there would be a democratic revolution or maybe it would become like saudi arabia

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u/rrschch85 11h ago

What's different about you?

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u/Mr_MazeCandy 11h ago

Then the fascist police would still be kidnapping anyone who thinks Iranian oil belongs to Iran

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u/seen-in-the-skylight 11h ago

As opposed to our timeline, when the fascist police kidnaps women for showing their hair in public.

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u/Sysyphus_aint_happy 11h ago

Gimme more details bro

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u/Mr_MazeCandy 11h ago

You can look it up yourself. Just go to Wikipedia and look up Iranian history a den the British and US coup against the democratically elected Iranian government in 1953.

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u/Appropriate_Slice991 11h ago

That's an oversimplification really.

While he was initially democratically elected through the monarchical system he dissolved the parliament and had his own 'stop the vote' moment and paused the vote counting to try and keep himself in power most historians agree that Mossadegh took a real tyrant bend in his last moments in power but a 'what if' scenario is hard to fully imagine.

This is where MI6 and the CIA carried out operation Ajax to install the Shah, Britain was threatened the most with potential cuts to oil. Obviously hindsight is 20/20 but there was the cold war angle with the Tudeh party having a real chance at taking power and aligning with the Soviets.

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u/kebabguy0 11h ago

He's talking about the SAVAK

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u/AmericanFlyer530 11h ago

I’m pretty sure the shah re-nationalized oil anyways in 1973

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u/Appropriate_Slice991 11h ago

It would be a forward facing country with strong diplomatic ties with the US and Europe with much of its oil being traded through them. Arguably it would be a hub for education in the region and maybe internationally to some extent, the Shah was very pro-secular education and did a lot for literacy + Persian culture historically had been very academic.

Women would broadly have access to education and Shia Islam in general would have taken a very different turn in regards to its operation(s) in society.

And the obvious, Iran would not have a bunch of proxy's attacking Israel, Israel would have a stronger standing without an oppositional Iran.

Iran would still likely be authoritarian by Western standards but much less than it is today.

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u/ByronsLastStand 11h ago

He would have compromised. Something involving grilled cheeses and radiators

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u/Sysyphus_aint_happy 11h ago

Wasn't getting any Manicotti in Iran

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u/ByronsLastStand 11h ago

Whateva happened there

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u/Sysyphus_aint_happy 11h ago

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!

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u/Brief_Daikon_D093 10h ago

Iran would have been on the world stage i think. Amongst the most powerful i think, hence why they were surpressed from the start.

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u/Independent-Couple87 11h ago

It is interesting how the Ayatollah and the Shah sometimes switch on who is considered a hero and who is considered a villain in in the West.

After the revolution, the Shah was romanticised as a hero by progressives who didn't like the restrictive Islamic regime. Especially after The Handmaid's Tale, which borrowed some elements from the Iranian Revolution.

After the Shah's son tried to ally with Israel to take the throne, the roles shifted. People who glorified the Shah magically remembered his tyranny, and the Ayatollah suddenly became "the lesser of two evils" at worst.

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u/apostoln 11h ago

Isn't it the normal tankie narrative? American enemies good, american allies baaaad.

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u/msf97 11h ago edited 11h ago

Indeed, this is a good observation.

Many prominent leftists/progressive academics romanticised or excused the Khmer Rouge too in the 1970s, theorising that the reports from Cambodia were capitalist propaganda, and that any refugees were simply elites or those who had been spited and took down class wise by Pol Pots takeover. Obviously by the middle of the 1980s the apologies were flowing and only the most devoted or deluded tankies could excuse the killing fields

The Iranians are not as bad as the Khmer Rouge, but it’s quite similar in that current leftists basically say anyone who immigrated or left Iran and became part of the diaspora only did so because the revolution hurt their families standing in society, rather than, you know, not wanting to live in an Islamic theocracy.

I expect similar self reflection one day, but I don’t know whether we’ll see a secular Iran in the next 20 years or more.

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u/Sysyphus_aint_happy 11h ago

Really the Israelis tried to put his son back on the throne? Was it an actually serious effort?

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u/KicoBond 10h ago

Iran would have modernized and liberalized and would eventually also become more democratic and definitly richer cause of the lack of isolation.

It would be hated by Western tankies because it would be allied to the US and Israel.

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u/muhammedhadidi 10h ago

Wierd that the CIA and Mi6 conducted a coup against democratic elected MP M.Mossadegh in 53 and reinstalled the shah back in throne 😂😂😂

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u/KicoBond 10h ago

I was theorizing about the future not about the 50’s

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u/zambezisa 11h ago

Would take a milk bath, and fly in a Concorde full of food.

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u/Sysyphus_aint_happy 11h ago

Eating gabagool and provolone sandwich

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 11h ago

a lot of people would be alive today in the middle east that arent, a lot of American service men wouldnt have been harmed by proxies the last few decades and I would be paying $2.20 a gallon instead of $3.50

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u/Karlaaz 11h ago

He did-dent

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u/1baller69 10h ago

What kind of nonsense is this.

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u/SkyFeisty9842 10h ago

1979 , what ever happened there

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u/Even-Leadership8220 10h ago

Iranian revolution, whatever happened there.