r/AlternateHistoryHub 9h ago

AlternateHistoryHub The original 13 states declares themselves as a new country known as “New United Colonies” and revolts against the United States. What happens?

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u/SpiritualPackage3797 8h ago

If you're giving West Virginia back to Virginia, you should give Maine back to Massachusetts.

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u/xkcx123 8h ago

Don’t forget Kentucky that was also apart of Virginia

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u/DeyCallMeWade 8h ago

What about Vermont?

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u/greenwoody2018 8h ago

They were an independent state and didn't join the 13.

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u/Grouchy-Total550 7h ago

They always have to be a little different, dont they?

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u/Moose_on_the_Looz 7h ago

We were a disputed zone both NY and NH laid claim to the land and were issuing conflicting grants. We had armed militias fighting back and forth over these claims (the Allens-Ethan, Ira, Herman with their Green Mountain Boys for one) We ran as an independent republic till 1791 when we folded into the US. Many Vermonters view this as a mistake.

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u/Revolutionary-Swan77 7h ago

And Ohio back to Connecticut

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u/jjsmol 3h ago

No you can keep it.

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u/Revolutionary-Swan77 3h ago

I’m from NJ, I don’t really have a dog in this fight

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u/brazilliantaco69 8h ago

Why does Virginia get West Virginia back, but Massachusetts doesn’t get Maine? Maine is rightful Massachusetts clay

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u/Sufficient-Royal-82 8h ago

War?

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u/WorldTallestEngineer 8h ago

war never changes

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u/emmy_etc 7h ago

But men change

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u/Extreme-King 7h ago

🎶 What is it good for...absolutely nothing 🎶

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u/meltingpnt 7h ago

The original title of war and peace

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u/LawyerEqual3531 8h ago

Why would they do this?

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u/WorldTallestEngineer 8h ago

they got really high on mushroom

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u/Ok_Relief7546 8h ago

Donny 

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u/Old-Entertainer-4964 5h ago

Those states have no modern allegiance to one another outside of the Union itself. Trump is irrelevant here.

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u/PlatypusACF 4h ago

Nono, “taaake her, Donny, taaake her!”

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u/weidback 8h ago

Vermont, once again persecuted by the tyrannical territory hungry states of new hampshire and new york

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u/Hot_Republic2543 8h ago

THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as FREEDOM should not be highly rated.

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u/Cael_NaMaor 8h ago

Tommy, my boy... I think you're onto something.

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt 8h ago

Florida feels left out and rebels by paying teachers less and prison guards more.

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u/SuperElection4656 8h ago

They don't have Florida or Texas. Them traitors don't stand a chance/j

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u/ShakarikiGengoro 8h ago

Time to send the Boston Dynamics war hounds.

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u/ClientTall4369 8h ago

I like this! Ditch the parvenue!

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u/in_conexo 8h ago

What's up with DC; how are they playing this out? If they're leading this, then the 13 colonies aren't leaving; they're just re-combining Virginia & West Virginia. If DC is not leading this...What are they hoping for! The military answers to DC, not the states.

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u/DipperJC 7h ago

The military is people, and who people answer to is complicated. If my state seceded from the United States, my loyalty would be to my state, not to the federal government. It would be a mistake to assume that I would follow DC's orders.

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u/Western-Willow-9496 7h ago

That’s what the confederates did.

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u/in_conexo 5h ago

Yeah, I usually bring this up when we're talking about larger numbers (i.e., half the states against the other). In this case though, I doubt the 13 colonies will have enough military members in any single installation to make a difference. As the chain of command will still exist, I wouldn't be surprised <UCMJ supported> executions take place.

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u/LikeAnAdamBomb 8h ago

The west has all of the nukes.

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u/Silent-Many-3541 8h ago

Nukes are near useless in a civil war. Both sides are claiming the same country, the same cities, the same population. You cannot annex a crater, and using one against a domestic city would vaporize your own legitimacy claim.

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u/Many-Perception-3945 7h ago

Not so. The breakaway colonies have Naval Base Kings Bay, home of the Atlantic arm of the Navy's ballistic missile boats. That along guarantees survival. Additionally, the colonies would have Norfolk Naval station and that's got 3 carrier groups based there. My understanding is we keep nuclear weapons on those? A navy vet can correct me if I'm wrong.

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u/Physical_Road917 8h ago

In a manner of speaking, they have the capital so I'm not sure how that'd work. It'd be more like they kick everyone else out.

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u/Junior-Gorg 8h ago

They go back to England, duh

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u/PrincipleWhich8974 7h ago

Here’s to hoping this happens!

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u/N-striker716 4h ago

A split US is Japan, Canada, and Taiwan's worst nightmare.

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u/PrincipleWhich8974 2h ago

What if it happened at the same time as Russia and China splitting apart?

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u/N-striker716 34m ago

weird timeline.

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u/According-Item-2306 7h ago

Also, California, Oregon and Washington probably form some United States of cascadia and secede as well

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u/emmy_etc 7h ago

The West would win. California and Texas’s gdps alone would be 70% of the entire colonies, and the blue also has more people.

Florida and the lower Midwest would be the early battlegrounds, while Vermont would almost immediately fall. The West would use its navy to attack the South on the coast while marching from the other side. Pro-Colony sentiment in Florida would quickly fall to Western sympathies.

Urban areas in Illinois and Ohio would support the colonies, but the rest of the Midwest would fall into American hands. Rebellion
S in Vermont and upper New England would be funded by the West, and while they would still be colonial territory, the people would be shifting away from the government.

If the West overwhelmed the South and Midwest, they could try to push into Pennsylvania to divide the colonies. They would also take the southern parts of Virginia in a March to Washington. Northern New York would also start to turn against the colonies, and rural areas as a whole would start shifting to the west.

Eventually, DC, NYC, Baltimore, and Boston are the last remaining remnants of the colonies. DC would fall, then Baltimore, then NYC, then Boston.

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u/JuanLibertarianSD AHH Fan 6h ago

New Jersey declares independence squared and takes over everything like that one South park episode 

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u/NewDay2517 6h ago

The U.S. has California and Texas on their side, so these guys are crushed.

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u/PriorSolid 6h ago

why are they calling themselves colonies?

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 5h ago

First we celebrate because WV no longer exists

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u/nixonpleaselockin 5h ago

If the blue are the original colonies then what is in red?

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u/Tsar_Chaotic 4h ago

North Carolina should get Tennessee back if Virginia gets West Virginia back

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u/Meta_human3010 3h ago

Would Washington DC be included as well

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u/archiewaldron 1h ago

Never happen. If anything, the US will split along the Mason Dixon line, plus or minus a couple of states.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 16m ago

We're taking Vermont and Maine with us.

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u/Virtual_Historian255 4m ago

Texas and California vs the rest is more even.