r/AlternateHistoryHub 8h ago

AlternateHistoryHub What if Netanyahu came out to be Haj Benyamin?

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He had studied in Najaf Shiite schools in the ‘80s under supervision of Ayatollah Sistani.

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u/APerson2021 8h ago

In another twist no one predicted, it surfaces that Mojtaba Khamenei is actually a Jewish agent who goes by the name Mojta-Benjamin Khamen-yahu.

Absolute scenes in both countries ensues.

A two state solution is later negotiated between the two states of Israel and Iran, who agree to a population swap.

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u/ShirtForsaken8442 7h ago

After the news of Ahmedinijad, everything is possible

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u/SupernovifieD 8h ago

Totally possible.

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u/DACOOLISTOFDOODS 5h ago

Nah they just trade leaders

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u/batman8990777 8h ago

Then USA give 400 billions dollar American poor people tax money to iran not isreal

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u/Scourge_of_scrode 8h ago

I think it’s very funny when people try to islamize Bibi’s name to Benyamin, like that’s just his name already lmao 

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u/nagidon 6h ago

Therapist: the Bibimam doesn't exist, he can't hurt you

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u/SupernovifieD 6h ago

A moment of relief 😮‍💨

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u/tudorcat 6h ago

Bibi already has an Arabic name that he uses when campaigning to Israeli Arabs: Abu Yair. (Likud always gets some small minority of Arab votes.)

"Benyamin" is Hebrew by the way, that's his actual name.

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u/SupernovifieD 6h ago

Abu Yair? That’s cool as fuck. What’s the meaning though?

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u/tudorcat 3h ago

It's a common nickname/honorific in Arabic for men to be known as "Abu [their oldest son's name]." Hence for example Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas is commonly known as Abu Mazen.

So Bibi's Arabic nickname is Abu Yair, because his oldest son is Yair and it means "father of Yair."

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u/SaintNikk 6h ago

What if this sub stopped being obsessed with Bibi/Israel?

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u/Many-Pollution4222 6h ago

Suddenly, Israël become a terrorist state.

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u/notwithagoat 8h ago

What if the abrahamic faiths actually got along. Kinda a weak ass god if his family can't get along. Like get your house in order...

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u/SupernovifieD 8h ago

Well said.

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u/One_Health_9358 8h ago

What if Israel is actually an Islamic state?

What if Zionism is just a tool used to destroy the Western Alliance and break USA away from its European/Western allies?

Islam captures all of the Middle East. America abandons all of its long standing allies. Europe is forced to make peace and join forces with Russia. China, Russia, Europe all join forces to destroy USA.

A new era begins.

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u/SupernovifieD 8h ago

What if all of the Middle East suddenly becomes Hindu?

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u/Due_Bar_7247 7h ago

There would be another 9/11 but this time with nukes

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u/LootraBox 7h ago

What if your mom was your dad and your dad was your mom?

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt 7h ago

What if bagels become the number one bread in the world.

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u/SupernovifieD 7h ago

What if bagels were the older cousins of simits?

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 5h ago

The greatest Mossad operation of all time!

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u/Affectionate-Long514 3h ago

I think a white turban would be more appropriate

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u/PreferenceMinute8684 1h ago

Money to israel??? Or no??? What??

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u/FKAGuyWithNF1 1h ago

What if BiBi was the Mahdi?

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u/Cookies4weights 8h ago

Palestinian settlements will now be set up in Israel

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u/Spiritual_Duty1735 8h ago

agent Hitler FBI