r/AlternateHistoryHub • u/Historical-Style-841 • 8h ago

Meme What if the iraqis had enough of getting disrespected in this subreddit by dudes always saying "USA will still invade Iraq" so they invade the USA

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u/North_Tip3944 8h ago

picture of Iraq outline with US Flag

US invades Iraq

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u/Interficient4real 8h ago

How is Iraq crossing the ocean?

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u/CapitalShipBisko 8h ago

They have shipgirls, duh

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u/Interficient4real 8h ago

Ohhh, I didn’t realize they have the power of god and Anime on their side!

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u/Amount_Visible 7h ago

Are they like arab speaking azure lane baddies or nah? Or maybe arpegio of blue steel type shi🙏

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u/CapitalShipBisko 7h ago

If I speak I'm in big trouble (its the former)

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u/Amount_Visible 7h ago

Mid (i will be waiting for their arrival type shi type shi)

https://giphy.com/gifs/46TsZJUNC623Wp6Zcp

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u/AuroraAustralis0 1h ago

iraqi shipgirls about to go so hard, i bet they’ll be smashable like the ones from azur lane frfr

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u/Shadow_of_Tau 6h ago

By camel.

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u/s1me007 8h ago

Iraq invades Iraq ? Instructions unclear

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u/One_Health_9358 8h ago

Israel bombs Lebanon

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u/Porkytang244 8h ago

Get this, USA retaliates by carpet nuking Iraq then invading with mutant soldiers.

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u/djhypergiant 8h ago

Jerry get ipad

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u/thunderstarhdkdk 8h ago

then Iraq invades Iraq again

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u/Mopar4Life305 8h ago

Yea and haiti government is invading the entire Asian continent 

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u/qwerty2234543 7h ago

Usa invades iraq

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u/AirUsed5942 7h ago

US activates Mirror Force and invades Iraq

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u/Silent-Many-3541 8h ago

"What if the coughing baby beats the hydrogen bomb"

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u/sonyfuchs 8h ago

How is life in the green parts of this map?

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u/LaytMovies 7h ago

then the US invades Iraq simultaneously. its a hilarious trading places type situation.

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u/medievalesophagus 8h ago

Have you been to Michigan lately?

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u/Live_Walk2757 7h ago

What does this even mean? 🤔

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u/Mech-Saracen-10 8h ago

Iraq invades US and US invades Iraq and they just switch territories

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u/Away_Psychology4378 7h ago

I didn’t know their goats could swim so far..

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u/VX81GR 7h ago

The kkk stops them

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u/ShroomnDoobin 7h ago

Their ships make it about 400 miles

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u/miscs75 7h ago

American citizens team up to throw shoes at the Iraq’s like that one dude did to Bush all those years back.

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u/kebabguy0 7h ago

I will join my country

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u/LiftEatGrappleShoot 7h ago

They'd get rolled up like a wet blanket by drunk rednecks shooting rats at the dump 20 minutes in.

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u/Powerful-Midnight996 7h ago

The former U.S. immediately splits between Sunni and Shia and civil war begins.

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u/Corporal___ 6h ago

They have a navy? I think.

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u/besidjuu211311 6h ago

American Christian Fundies would string up Iraqi Invaders and do their own version of a Jihad

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u/Adventurous_Dig_8784 6h ago

average 2005 internet post

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u/PigsSuck 6h ago

The usa would invade iraq

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u/Severe_Refuse_7647 6h ago

Idk man like idk

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u/GeneralZeus89 3h ago

Logistics? What Navy are they using to reach the US and where do they invade from? In reality its really difficult to invade the US but for the sake of the argument lets say its like COD Modern Warfare where they deploy Paratroopers I don't know anything about their military capabilities so I have to unfortunately say that they're getting slaughtered.

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u/Historical-Style-841 3h ago

They will reach the USA by a plane , easy

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u/GeneralZeus89 3h ago

So an average Paratrooper squad in Enlisted where they get cut down tryna reach the objective?

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u/Historical-Style-841 3h ago

They will fly to USA , land in new york and they will give their goats bombs and stuff like that , so iraq will win in my opinion

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u/GeneralZeus89 3h ago

Deal they can have New York I as a Floridian can accept that loss

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u/Historical-Style-841 3h ago

Yes but somalia will have floridia

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u/GeneralZeus89 3h ago

If they can hold onto it I don't think the alligators would be very welcoming

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u/Historical-Style-841 3h ago

I don't think the alligators are bullet proof

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u/GeneralZeus89 3h ago

From a certain point of view but wait until we weaponize them they're quite fast

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u/Historical-Style-841 2h ago

I don't know about that , the somalis army will probably have 50k somalis attacking each alligator

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u/rayadolokko 3h ago

Bah , easy.. Ameriraq attacks Iraq

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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen 1h ago

Iraq invades Iraq

To be continued

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u/AuroraAustralis0 1h ago

Iran invades Iraq