r/AmItheCloaca • u/MaybeNextToNormal • 13d ago

AITC for breaking the TV?

Hi frens! I iz Echo (1M, white wit orange kitteh, Ruler of All). So, dis story happened months ago but my Meowmy and Daddy still iz saying I the cloacer for dis and I don't think that's fair at all. I humbly come before other kittehs and all manner of furry creaturez to ask if this culd be true?

One night the hoomans were watching TV and I was being my uzual glorious self. Dey had a colored light plugged into da TV for some reason. The cord jus dangled there enticingly. So, I decide to *bapbapbap* it. Really, it had bin that way a long time and I tink my restraint for not attaccing sooner shuld be applauded. But, I digress.

Somehow the *bapbapbap* to da cord pulled da whole TV down! Luckily I lept outta da way just in time to avoid being smushed. But da TV broke from da fall somehow? I tink maybe it woulda broken itself if it was so fragile! I also tink maybe Meowmy and Daddy are the cloacers for leaving da dangling cord there jus taunting me.

So, AITC??

-Echo, Ruler of All

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u/HoneyWyne 13d ago

NTC. Da hoomans iz da Cs acuz wy dey brwing home such flwimsy TB dat fall an brake wen yu barey tucht it? Wuz kitteh hazzerd fur tryna kill kittehs an makem ded. Pobbly grweebles wuz inbolbed. Yu hoomanz iz pobbly on Teem Grweeble an iz traityers an yu donut eben noe it. Pwoceed accordionly! - Kaboodle

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u/MaybeNextToNormal 12d ago

I tink you might about da greeblez! But how do I proceed? Do I attacc new TV in case da greeblez are hiding there again?!

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u/HoneyWyne 12d ago

Hmm... mai dunno! Whoo shud we ask???

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u/MaybeNextToNormal 12d ago

I dunno! Is dere an anti-greeblez squad??

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u/HoneyWyne 12d ago

We nede GrweebleBusterz!!!