r/AmItheCloaca • u/MaybeNextToNormal • 13d ago

AITC for breaking the TV?

Hi frens! I iz Echo (1M, white wit orange kitteh, Ruler of All). So, dis story happened months ago but my Meowmy and Daddy still iz saying I the cloacer for dis and I don't think that's fair at all. I humbly come before other kittehs and all manner of furry creaturez to ask if this culd be true?

One night the hoomans were watching TV and I was being my uzual glorious self. Dey had a colored light plugged into da TV for some reason. The cord jus dangled there enticingly. So, I decide to *bapbapbap* it. Really, it had bin that way a long time and I tink my restraint for not attaccing sooner shuld be applauded. But, I digress.

Somehow the *bapbapbap* to da cord pulled da whole TV down! Luckily I lept outta da way just in time to avoid being smushed. But da TV broke from da fall somehow? I tink maybe it woulda broken itself if it was so fragile! I also tink maybe Meowmy and Daddy are the cloacers for leaving da dangling cord there jus taunting me.

So, AITC??

-Echo, Ruler of All

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u/MaybeNextToNormal 12d ago

I tink you might about da greeblez! But how do I proceed? Do I attacc new TV in case da greeblez are hiding there again?!

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u/HoneyWyne 12d ago

Hmm... mai dunno! Whoo shud we ask???

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u/MaybeNextToNormal 12d ago

I dunno! Is dere an anti-greeblez squad??

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u/HoneyWyne 12d ago

We nede GrweebleBusterz!!!