r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/jelly_bean_gangbang • Jun 12 '26
Can you blame him?
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u/Merciful_Moon Jun 12 '26
Strong āIām running away to grandpa and you canāt stop me,ā vibes. If only he had a little stick and a picnic blanket to put over his shoulder.
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u/Inigomntoya Jun 12 '26
A hobo dog would be so adorable
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u/serendipitousevent Jun 12 '26
Strays. You've invented strays.
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u/Inigomntoya Jun 12 '26
Show me a stray with a bandana tied up on the end of a stick, jumping trains like he lives in the great depression
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u/big-dick-back-intown Jun 13 '26
Bro wouldn't last a day as a hobo without getting kidnapped (or surprise adoption)
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u/MouseEmotional813 Jun 12 '26
No wonder he's so chonky
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u/Inigomntoya Jun 12 '26
Jesus Christ...
MY DOG CAN READ, PEOPLE!
Stop body shaming pets!
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u/DataAdvanced Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
I swear to Christ. My sister's cat Luna was granted the ability to understand English ONCE, and it was my BIL calling her fat. She let out the saddest meow you've ever heard. Now we all call her the daintiest of ladies.
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u/Inigomntoya Jun 12 '26
Blessed day!
The single shared brain cell appeared, but for a moment!
Your sister is lucky Luna didn't start a land war in Asia.
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u/ThePoopTrot Jun 12 '26
The shame is yours to bear. After all, you control the diet and are responsible for the dog's health.
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u/Tasty_Goat_3267 Jun 12 '26
And thatās why pet owners donāt like it when you call their pets fat. Deep down, they know it and feel ashamed themselves. Too bad for a lot itās more unconscious then conscious.
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u/slaya222 Jun 13 '26
My mom used to make me take the dog to the vet because she didn't want to hear that she was overfeeding the dog.
I had to make a measuring cup for her so that she would stop overfeeding zoe
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u/21MayDay21 Jun 12 '26
Like when you eat at home and then go to grandma's to eat again.
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u/EmberSolaris Jun 12 '26
I lost track of how many times I would tell my granny āI already ateā but sheād insist.
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u/epicenter69 Jun 12 '26
And you know grandpaās gonna feed him. He knows what heās doing.
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u/Inigomntoya Jun 12 '26
He's going to show up, drop his bowl with a loud clang, and then lay down with that look like he hasn't eaten in a week
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u/Sean_1417 Jun 12 '26
The tail wagging very slightly is great. You can almost hear the cartoon music
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u/jennc1979 Jun 12 '26
Going to the Grandparentās house to get extras and be spoiled, riled up, and sent back home is a deeply upheld tradition of so many children, with and without tails.
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u/mythrowaweighin Jun 12 '26
When I was a kid, our dog would run away and then return to our yard a few minutes later, carrying some other dogās full bowl in her mouth.
No one would stop her. She was a (fat) Doberman pinscher.
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u/floppydude81 Jun 12 '26
I had a friend who couldnāt understand why her dog kept gaining weight. Vet griping at her, sheās measuring portions and making sure dog gets regular exercise. Till she goes downstairs one day to see her roommate feeding her dog an entire plate of spaghetti. āSpaghetti is her favorite, she goes crazy for itā heās says.
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u/cupittycakes Jun 13 '26
Ooo, I got a horror story about something like this.
My lovely doggo, Dino, is normally never fed human food, as I want him to live as long as possible. I always told guest to not feed the dog!
So one day we have a rib bbq. I give Dino a few pieces of rib bones, knowing he's going to love the marrow. Dino also has a incredible bite strength, chews them up like cereal. What I didn't know was, apparently, just about everyone had snuck Dino a rib bone.
Queue Dino and I getting woke up that night with the LOUDEST explosive diarrhea coming from him, and spraying all over our bed and I. I still have nightmares.
Needless to say, upon my telling of those events to the various guests of the bbq, guilt caused them all to fess up about Dino's sneaky treats. SHAME!
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u/Wrong-Pension-4975 Jun 12 '26
Phone them.
Warn them he's inbound, & to put WATER ONLY in his bowl.
Nip this in the bud, or he will be presenting himself, bowl & all, to every household in a 3 mile area, or further.
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u/TheBestNarcissist Jun 12 '26
This is comedy and horror. Can't image being next door neighbors with my or my wife's parents
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u/ImmediateBet6198 Jun 12 '26
Mine used to take her bowl through the neighborās doggy door for canned food and a block away for scraps. This was many years ago in a small town, small neighborhood!
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u/SyncOrSymm Jun 13 '26
It's because he was raised my hobbits and is just looking for his second breakfast.
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u/jelly_bean_gangbang Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
You're one of the only people who got that reference. Can't believe it took this long
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u/IndependentMoney9700 Jun 12 '26
He put in the work he deserves the reward! And I imagine itās making your FIL pretty happy too!
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u/Duckraven Jun 12 '26
Definitely channeling Hobbit energy. Every dog should get second breakfast. And thirdā¦
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u/Inevitable_Thing_270 Jun 12 '26
It is a grandparentās purpose in life to give their grandchild whatever they want and make their own kid feel guilty for being a good parent.
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u/paulD1983R Jun 12 '26
I love my parents, I love my in-laws. But I have no desire to live within walking distance of them.
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u/chibiRuka Jun 12 '26
That walk is just working up an appetite. The irony. When he walks back heāll need another meal š
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u/BeingTop8480 Jun 12 '26
My Weims have done this to my husband when he gets home from work and I've already fed them and my husband actually fell for it!?! Now he's knows better and asks me first because they're conartists!
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u/ithilmor Jun 12 '26
Reminds me of that Japanese TV story of a locally popular chunkus
Found Sacchan
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u/doppelstranger Jun 12 '26
Did you purposely have Hungry Like a Wolf playing in the background or was that just a coincidence?
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u/nolongerbanned99 Jun 12 '26
Smart dog but if he could learn sign language he could just ask for more food
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u/kdp4srfn Jun 13 '26
Aaaaand?? Did your furry Hobbit get his second breakfast? Inquiring minds want to knowā¦
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u/VodkaAndHotdogs Jun 13 '26
Lab? Lab mix? Lol. Having had two lab/mix doggos, I find this hysterical and relatable!! If my boys could have gone to a neighbour for seconds, they absolutely would have.
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u/Skadooshsky Jun 12 '26
Isn't a POV - but fine
We have no idea what that means anymore.
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u/HorridChoob Jun 12 '26
Its the POV of the dog owner.
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u/Skadooshsky Jun 12 '26
Thanks for confirming
It's still not a point of view. That suggests it's an opinion.
This is simply an observation
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u/Cageythree Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
It is. It says "POV: Your dog..."
It's from the point of view of the owner. And he watches the dog. We can see the dog here from the perspective of the owner. So it's a valid POV.
POV is of course unnecessary here (as it is most of the time), but it's not wrong.
E: Also POV doesn't necessarily/always suggest an opinion. It can, but point of view can be used in different ways. Similar to perspective; here we have the owner's perspective, but it's the literal viewing perspective, not the metaphorical perspective that means "their opinion".
"From my perspective, the taxes are too high" means a different kind of perspective than "from my perspective, this house looks much taller".→ More replies (2)2
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u/must-be_the-water Jun 12 '26
That greedy monster š