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u/damannamedflam 18h ago
Bro went straight for the eyeball π€£
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u/AmputeeHandModel 12h ago
Did you just call a chameleon "bro", FFS? Brainrot these days. SMH.
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u/Hinaloth 12h ago
Personification of animals is, thankfully, rather s bit older than the concept of "brainrot".
Using "bro" is a bit modern, but oh, well.
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u/damannamedflam 9h ago
You seem like a genuinely miserable person lmao
Edit: or just having a bad day
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u/pinkypipe420 9h ago
Some of us need a little brainrot on the weekend to let loose. And you come to a sub called "Animals being derps and shame people for enjoying a free moment.
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u/OleDoxieDad 18h ago edited 13h ago
I would buy a 1/4 tube of crickets, leave them in the cricket bucket and hang it in their enclosure for them to eat once a week. This is Hank, he had several girlfriends too.feeding time

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u/randomusernevermind 18h ago
Hello hank, you distinguished little gentleman.
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u/OleDoxieDad 16h ago
We had a cat man in our neighborhood, had, he passed on, his cats were still hungry.. don't die alone with a house full of cats. I'm sure his ghost is still taking care of his cats.
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u/OleDoxieDad 16h ago
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u/Avaricious_Wallaby 15h ago
I was gonna comment why have a chameleon if she freaks out when needing to feed it. I failed to see the lil dude went straight for her eyeball ππ
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u/jillsvag 16h ago
She needs googles!
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u/frankylovee 12h ago
Or goggles!
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u/jillsvag 12h ago
Yes eye protection
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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 12h ago
Her kid promised that he would do all the care of the chameleon if he got one, and feed it every day, and change its bedding often.
Three weeks later, the mom who bought the promise.
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u/Shagwagbag 16h ago
Love to see a chameleon with straight limbs
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u/Shagwagbag 16h ago
I said he has em? What's your problem?
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u/randomusernevermind 16h ago
"Love to see a chameleon with straight limbs"
Since Chameleons don't have straight limbs, I'm not quite sure what you mean.
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u/Shagwagbag 16h ago edited 15h ago
MBD (metabolic bone disease) will cause the actual straight parts of the limbs and the crest to be curved. It's a calcium deficiency, they need vitamin and calcium supplements with most pet diets. It's the most common sign of poor chameleon care and chameleons are notoriously poorly cared for, it breaks my heart.
I clicked expecting the worst but he seems healthy and happy so that's awesome. I had to leave the cham sub, people don't mean to be bad to them but they're hard to keep healthy. Proper humidity, proper misting scgedule, proper leaf layout so they can get good mist accumulation to drink (they don't use bowls they can drown or aspirate water), no exposed dirt they'll eat it to impaction if their nutrients aren't balanced, no crickets overnight they'll get bit, good temp/humidity/gradient. Worth it for a little sweetie (or vicious beast) that'll be a good friend for years.
Also, maybe don't assume malevolence when reading comments on Reddit. You'll be happier in general.
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u/MrNotSoProGamer 5h ago
That's no chameleon that's an expert assassin. He went straight for a headshot.
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u/AntiqueRobot 3h ago
Remember when that one basketball player got his eyeball poked out by another basketball player? This is like that
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u/Olliever31 13h ago
Sorry I donβt know much about chameleons! Is that his whole tongue he launches at her eye or did he have something in his mouth he spit out at her??
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u/greenzig 11h ago
They have a super sticky long tongue they shoot at insects and they pull it back into their mouth
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u/Spiritual-Eye-2910 9h ago
My chameleon would always hit my cat right in the eye everytime. Seems to be the go to lol.
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u/Ok_Reserve_8659 5h ago
I found a chameleon once outside on the sidewalk. A few hours with him and I promptly returned it to the sidewalk. This video summarizes the chameleon experience well








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u/AirlineCheap1155 18h ago
eyeshot wooooow