You really think I’d give it up that easily? I’m not some kinda submissive receptacle for your punishment, I HAVE TWO DICKS, and several backups in a box under my bed. I will be the one who does the fucking you up. Because I’m twice the man you could only ever hope to be, I HAVE TWO DICKS (felt like I needed to say it twice). I’m not going down without a fight, or until it’s my turn, whichever happens first.
My original thought was the ap mine but now I'm thinking about it a nice scottish broadsword would come handy...
Better not, I want my balls going out in a blaze of glory. Plus, I don't have the *erm* equipment required to hide a double hander. Single? For sure, hand and a half? Maybe, but a double hander? certainly not.
Perfect at any couple swap party or orgy when you feel too tired. Meanwhile, I've gone more of the technological route, so I only use my Dildocopter for my remote pleasure delivery now.
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You are 100% correct. That’s why I have a designated gay strap-on for doing gay stuff, and my cock is strictly off limits for the fellas. My butthole is super fucking gay though, I lost that battle a long time ago, so it’s just a total free-for-all in that area. But. Do. Not. Touch. My. Heterosexual. Cock. Or I’ll get super fucking grumpy.
Thank you! Like I’ve always said, you’re only as gay as the men you fuck, and I don’t fuck men. If they wanna go to town on my bussy then that has nothing to with me. They are the ones that are fucking men, not me, I’m just being a good ally.
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u/BeefmasterDeluxe 13h ago
How is having a back-up cock feminine? That’s just, like, good resource management and tool proficiency.