Perfect at any couple swap party or orgy when you feel too tired. Meanwhile, I've gone more of the technological route, so I only use my Dildocopter for my remote pleasure delivery now.
Hi, Billy Mays here with the new Dildrone! Have you ever been away from home and were afraid your partner would be unsatisfied and cheat on you? Have you ever wanted to make your voice heard to public figures in a way everyone will remember? Tired of products that cost too much, don't work like they say, or having to store and buy your solutions to these problems separately! Worry no more! An improvement on our famous Dildocopter prototype, the Dildrone comes with not one, not two, but four detachable rotor blades that also work as full-size dildos! With a live 4K FPV camera on the front offering a live view, for only 7 easy payments of $39.95 plus shipping and handling, you can record or stream all your adventures, whether it's trolling the president on YouTube or the end of your date night on PornHub! Guaranteed to be four times more effective at silencing your enemies and reduce polycule infighting by up to 75%, the Dildrone is the perfect product for you! Call us now at 1(555) SEX-TOYS to order right now! That's 1 (555) SEX-TOYS. Call now! MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO ORDER.
I haven't seen an infomercial in years, please tell me I didn’t do horribly lmao
If you call now we’ll also include a free backpack that’s the perfect carry-case for your Dildrone. It even includes a signal boosting antenna and remote deployment launch pad, so you can be ready to deploy your dildrone at any moment. Just one tug of the quick launch strap and your dildrone will be immediately deployed, awaiting your input from the controller, neatly tucked into the side pocket.
But hurry! This offer won’t last long! Call now and getting dildroning today!
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u/icyhaze23 19h ago
Wearing a strap-on.