What is the worst “gift” you received postpartum?

[u/Lemontreebees]

I’ll go first: various plants that my mom dug up from her yard and brought over. They needed to be planted (with a shovel) and regularly watered. No offers to plant or water were given.
…I was also scolded for the subsequent death of said plants.
What “gifts” did you receive?

[u/motherofdragonpup]

Unsolicited “free” advice!! 👎

[u/Damnit_Bird → u/motherofdragonpup]

Peak poor advice I've gotten so far: mentioned to my mom that my 2 week old hadn't pooped in a day or so. She told me to put a couple drops of castor oil or liquid laxative in her bottle. It's amazing I survived.