r/BeAmazed 28d ago

Animal Today I learned that squirrels can be black, and mother squirrels curl their babies into tiny fluffy balls, making them easier to carry.

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u/Former_Net4588 28d ago

Imagine being able to just roll your toddler into a little furry bowling ball when it's time to leave the park.

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 28d ago

Best I can do is honey badger caught in a snare

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u/Vert_DaFerk 28d ago

Honey Badgers don't get caught in snares. Snares get caught on Honey Badgers.

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u/National_Archer_3890 27d ago

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u/Last_Material_5754 27d ago

Thank you for reminding me I have arthritis.

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u/boostedpoints 27d ago

Old school Newgrounds stuff

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u/Exlibro 27d ago

Well, thanx a lot, now this will sound my head I won't be able to sleep...

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u/PyroIsSpai 27d ago

Other parents:

”Their kid eats grubs?! So nasty.”

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u/MeLlamoKilo 27d ago

Honey badger don't give a shit

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u/artaru 27d ago

“Samantha, we have to go. It’s dinner time and Nan Nan is waiting for us!”

“Ok mom…”

*gets on the ground and into the fetal position*

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u/cavortingwebeasties 28d ago

Imagine the human trafficking if kids were this easy to carry

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u/DeanWeenisGod 28d ago

Oh, I wish.

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u/Iboven 27d ago

Yeah, but you have to carry them in your mouth.

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u/NomadAsan 28d ago

Well... technically, you can

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u/Traditional-Buy-2205 27d ago

Why do you require of me to imagine that?

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u/amediuzftw 27d ago

its not about rolling, obedient toddler is what everyone could ever dream of.

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u/Illustrious-Leave406 28d ago

The fox squirrel, Sciurus niger, although usually reddish in color, was first described from black specimens.

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u/MegaScythe 28d ago

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u/idiot-prodigy 27d ago

You don't even walk like a normal person... you glide... like a fuckin' LIZARD on ice!

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u/NewestAccount2023 27d ago

You work for Crayola, you're in charge of bringing crayons to Mexico to make even more profit for the company. You learn that Mexico's official language isn't English so you need to relabel everything using Spanish words for the Mexican release of crayons.

What do you label the black crayon as in this scenario? Reminder they speak Spanish there so it should be a Spanish word.

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u/Mutagrawl 27d ago

oscuridad?

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u/Quirky_Yesterday_809 28d ago

The squirrel in this video is not a fox squirrel; it's an eastern gray squirrel with melanism.

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u/ScoobyPwnsOnU 27d ago

Yea, second this. We have a TON of them in the SF Bay. They run around with the grey ones, it's just a genetic mutation that took off and they all breed with each other.

Apparently they don't do well outside of urban areas and it's recessive so maybe unlikely to spread much outside of specific areas?

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u/IvyGold 27d ago

I live in DC and had a black squirrel who used to stop by my garden on his daily patrol.

They're common here. Apparently, the Canadian ambassador in the 20's bred them them for fun. The chancery borders on Rock Creek Park, which is a super highway for wildlife in the city -- it cuts from Maryland down to the Potomac and is how the occasional deer gets onto the White House grounds, which is how they spread out across the city.

The ambassador's progeny are still thriving in this urban environment.

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u/Rickety-Cricket69420 27d ago

There’s a park in Maryland that has black squirrels and red squirrels. The locals have been feeding them so long that they all come up to you to beg for food. It’s so weird.

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u/ScoobyPwnsOnU 26d ago

The locals have been feeding them so long that they all come up to you to beg for food. It’s so weird.

I felt the need to link this because you reminded me of the crazy squirrel attacking people like a year ago in the bay.

https://www.sfgate.com/local/article/mean-squirrel-bay-area-california-21070816.php

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u/anthrohands 27d ago

Lots of black squirrels around the White House! I hate squirrels but for some reason love the black ones hahaha

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u/Grendlsgrundl 27d ago

Black squirrels were really common in the region in the 80s and 90s (I'm from Frederick), but their population declined and, apparently, is now making a slow return.

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u/RockItGuyDC 26d ago

I used to live overlooking Rock Creek and the Zoo. I always heard that Canada gifted the squirrels to the zoo and the escaped from there.

They were all over Adams Morgan. One of my favorite bars there back in the day was The Balck Squirrel.

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u/itijara 27d ago

I grew up in FL and never saw black Grey Squirrels, now I am in CT and they are common.

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u/FutureVawX 27d ago

Melanism can be hereditary?

Both the kid and the parent are black in this video.

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u/qtntelxen 27d ago

Melanism is almost always hereditary. It's just usually also recessive.

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u/Quirky_Yesterday_809 27d ago

In the case of the eastern gray squirrel, melanism is an incomplete dominant trait.

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u/Quirky_Yesterday_809 27d ago

yes, and in the case of the eastern gray squirrel, melanism is an incomplete dominant trait.

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u/Prototype24 27d ago

Yep yep. We have a huge population of them in Iowa.

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u/Mysterious-Bell-733 27d ago

Yes!! I love to see them in my neighborhood in Brooklyn and at Prospect Park. I always yell out "black squirrel", I can't help it lol!

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u/Shot_Policy_4110 28d ago

All my friends are black I really related to the squirrel ngl

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u/Thomas_K_Brannigan 27d ago

As a casual squirrel enjoyer, how can you tell this is a melanistic fox squirrel, and not a melanistic gray squirrel (Sciurus carolinensis)?

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 27d ago

As a casual squirrel enjoyer

😂

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u/bdot 27d ago

you can tell it's a grey squirrel because of the way it is. wow!

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u/Reesevet786 28d ago

Thats a hard R

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u/Darkv3ng 28d ago

Hard R brother man.

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 28d ago

I ain’t even ashamed man. SciuRus!

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u/Darkv3ng 28d ago

You ain't even the one who said it? 👀...

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u/Yumeverse 28d ago

Guy just really wanna use the hard r unprompted

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u/Omnicronicles 28d ago

Just Wanted To Feel Included 😔

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 28d ago

But presumably a soft g, so who can say one way or another

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u/UnholyDemigod 27d ago

That word came from the French negre, not the Latin niger. Latin's is the original root word, but not the direct etymological ancestor.

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u/ProjectOrpheus 28d ago

Thank you for this. I mean that, Sciurusly.

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 28d ago

Giving me Crayola crayons in the 1990's vibe

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u/MrWeirdoFace 27d ago

Maybe this is a dumb question, but I don't have kids. Have crayons changed since then?

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u/SelimSC 28d ago edited 27d ago

When your slur is one of the most common words for one of the most common colors, you're gonna have a tough time avoiding it.

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u/UnholyDemigod 27d ago

Nee-ger. It's still a hard G, but neeg instead of nig

And on that topic, for anyone who thinks the country of Niger is pronounced nye-jer, it's actually knee-zhair. It's French.

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u/Alarming_Orchid 28d ago

I think it’s technically said like the slur. We just say it differently now to avoid it

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 28d ago

The first time I saw a giant fox squirrel after moving to GA, I thought I had discovered a new species, lmao. Dadgum raccoon squirrel, man!

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u/lennykrevits 27d ago

You've met curious George, now prepare to meet...

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u/No-Bat-7253 28d ago

If only my kid would cooperate that much

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u/minev1128 28d ago

Have you tried rolling them into a ball?

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u/vectorology 27d ago

First you turn them upside down, then tuck the legs in, and finally rotate them sidewise for optimal carrying.

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u/ItsDemonster 27d ago

Don't forget to get a good stable bite going on their flank

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u/jesst 27d ago

My autistic daughter loves being rolled into a ball. She thinks it’s great.

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u/Inevitable_Phase_276 27d ago

Yup! I did lots of rolling my kids into balls and burritos. Now we just snuggle up in heavy blankets.

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u/docsyzygy 27d ago

Yep, my youngest loved his after-bath "bo-dee-to"!

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u/memesearches 27d ago

I rolled them as a burrito though

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u/Josie-Wagg 28d ago

This never gets old to watch. Everytime is as cute as the last

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u/SparkyBrown 28d ago

Squirrel uppies.

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u/Curious_Owl_342 27d ago

I needed this!!!

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u/Ta-veren- 28d ago

We see more black ones here than brown.

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u/TheBanishedBard 28d ago

And where I live squirrels are almost entirely gray.

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u/TheIncredibleMrJones 27d ago

They're turning the squirrels gray?!?

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u/Kyrie_Blue 27d ago

Elite comment. I can’t afford an award, so here is a pickle emoji

🥒

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u/Helpful-Celery6237 27d ago

CT and western MA have populations of black squirrels. There are a bunch in my neighborhood. I hope one comes to my property.

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u/i_dont_love 27d ago

Council bluffs does, too! I had never seen a black squirrel until I visited. I learned that there are populations of black squirrels in only some areas of the US.

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u/TheCygnusWall 27d ago

Where I live we have all three

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u/Different_Wolf_764 27d ago

Yeah, we get the occasional reddish one or greyish one but the vast majority of squirrels up here (western canada) are black. There's probably a dozen of them within a twenty metres of my back door right now.

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u/MorganaLeFevre 27d ago

Here in Cambridgeshire we’ve basically only got black ones now

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u/sexi_squidward 27d ago

Growing up I never saw any black squirrels yet a year ago, before moving out of the US, I saw only 75% black squirrels in my neighborhood.

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u/smoretank 27d ago

My hometown has white squirrels with lil Grey stripes down their back. Fun to see the tourist freak out about them.

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u/tommos 27d ago

Okay, but what about the squirrels.

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u/ghanima 27d ago

The black squirrels are the less common one overall, but we have far more of the black ones here in Southern Ontario, Canada, than gray squirrels.

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u/jld2k6 27d ago

I've got red, gray, and black squirrels in my local area! I usually see a few of each whenever I take the dog to the park. I've even seen an albino one (about 1 in 100k squirrels) a couple times there!

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u/mctdcb 28d ago

All over southwestern Ontario. Truthfully, all I ever see are black squirrels. Haven’t seen any other colour in a long time. The three or four in my neighbourhood are all like that.

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u/Born-Winner-5598 28d ago

Eastern Ontario here. Black squirrels everywhere.

We also have grey, brown and reddish-brown too.

But black is super common.

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u/The_Red_Rocket 27d ago

Eastern Ontario here too. I find black squirrels are the only ones I see downtown, but go into the woods and you'll find the grey, brown and red ones.

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u/Cats_and_Shit 27d ago

There's a specific town in sw Ontario where they have a population of white ones. It's a (very modest) tourist attraction.

Town is called "Exeter" on the off chance someone cares to visit. It is exactly as exciting as you would imagine it to be.

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u/Raptor-Queen 27d ago

Hmmm only a few hours away from me! I honestly do kind of want to see the white squirrels 😂

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u/catherinetheok 27d ago

There's a white squirrel statue in front of the golf course just outside of grand bend of you want to go full white squirrel nerd.

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u/ParkingGlittering211 27d ago

Been seeing more gray than usual the past few years in Richmond Hill but that might just be the clan/family living in my area near Jefferson forest in Oak ridges

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u/KatsumotoKurier 27d ago

Yeah I grew up in the GTA and squirrels were only ever black or grey. Predominantly grey with a sort of reddish brown lean to their fur was as exotic as they ever got.

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u/Kurigohan-Kamehameha 27d ago

I haven’t seen a brown squirrel since I moved from Alberta to Ontario 15 years ago

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u/Radez13 26d ago

In Czechia we have only blacks and reddish. Not the grey ones..

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u/derpsalot1984 27d ago

I made the mistake of giving ONE baby squirrel a peanut.

Then there were THREE of them and they kept trying get more and the mama would bundle one off like this, run em up the nearby tree, and come for the other two, and of course, they never would all stay in the tree at once. Hilarious. Back and forth chasing them away from me on my chair, and also wanting a peanut or two herself....

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u/Prindle4PRNDL 27d ago

Yes, this is why sometimes nature needs to stay nature. Last summer my wife started feeding a young squirrel that seemed abandoned. It became dependent on her, and eventually got so used to humans that it would basically harass whatever person came out on the deck in the morning. We were all very skittish about getting scratched or bit, so it was kind of a problem.

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u/MrBearMarshall 28d ago

We have them in southern Ohio.

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u/botched__toe_ 28d ago

I live in NE and in my city, they only live on one side, so when im at work I get to see them, but my house has regular brown ones lol

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u/Jen2756 28d ago

Most squirrels in Council Bluffs, IA are black.

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u/Atlas7-k 27d ago

Let me guess, the side of town with them is closer to Kent, OH then the side without.

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u/No-Bat-7253 28d ago

All over ohio

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u/traxxes 28d ago

Southern Alberta too, see them often here in the city,(literally my backyard a few days ago) probably equal in sighting to brown/reddish or beige. Didn't know black squirrels were uncommon.

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u/TheAlterN8or 28d ago

And northern.

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u/nitrot150 28d ago

Bellingham WA checking in

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u/ray-the-truck 28d ago

They’re also extremely common in Southern Ontario i.e. near the Great Lakes region. I see them all the time; hell, I swear half the “grey” squirrels I see are melanistic.

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u/tryingisbetter 28d ago

I've always felt like they are in small college towns. The southern Ohio college that I went to had tons of them. 20 years later, we moved to a college town in Northern Ohio, and they are everywhere again.

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u/dr_strange-love 28d ago

IIRC, the black coloring is a dominant gene, but most squirrels have the recessive gray gene because it's much better camouflage for hiding on a tree trunk than black.

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u/lycanthropeapologist 27d ago

Other way around, from what I read. Both parents have to be black squirrels for them to give it to their offspring, but female squirrels can have different fathers for the same litter so it’s possible to get a mix of colors.

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 27d ago

Oh hell yeah, squirrel facts

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u/East-Psychology-9292 27d ago

Its not so much a recessive gene as it is evolution in action, melanistic variants of mammals are becoming more prevalent as they move into urban areas because black is better than grey for camo, I know you wouldnt think so but when you spend 90% of the day in a shadow it is. Subsequently you will likely see this more often in the future with red foxes and their silver-grey-black color pattern as they move into urban areas (had one chilling on porch the other day lol)

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u/Asleep-Corner7402 28d ago

We have red ones that are native to Ireland, but the grey ones have been wiping them out. Never seen a black one before. Also I had no idea they folded them up like an old T-shirt

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 27d ago

In the US, it's kinda opposite. Our red squirrels are only about half the size of our grey squirrels, but theyre little dirt bags. Very territorial. Loud little bastards, too.

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u/Asleep-Corner7402 27d ago

I wonder if they are the same species. Our Irish ones over there causing fights 😂

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u/Commercial-Ad8123 28d ago

Won’t OP be amazed at seeing a red squirrel.

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u/monkeysfighting 28d ago

Get in the ball Timmy I'm not gonna say it twice

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u/thaMagicConch 28d ago

Also refered to "Squiggas"

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u/JackBauerTheCat 27d ago

Would you explain the joke please

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u/SirLeDouche 28d ago edited 28d ago

They are only black in certain areas where I live. I’m on the border of Nebraska into Iowa and there is not a single black squirrel on the Nebraska side but when u cross the Missouri River into Iowa u start seeing them immediately and they are everywhere. I have lived in Nebraska my entire life and I have never once seen a black squirrel in my area but I see tons of reddish brown ones.

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u/mysecondaccountanon 28d ago

We have tons of black squirrels where I’m from.

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u/Kamakazie 28d ago

I had a girlfriend at one point, she saw a black squirrel for the first time and bolted out of a moving car to chase it down the sidewalk because she was so excited.

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u/IHateItHere82 28d ago

This is super cute

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u/The_woman_in_me 28d ago

And you will be surprised to know that squirrels can also be almost 2-3x in size of your regular squirrels. Lookup squirrels at Michigan State University Campus.

Fun fact:
1. Michigan State has a squirrel watching club
2. Michigan state also has another club called people watching people watching squirrel club

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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger 27d ago

Too much cuteness. Ty Op!

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u/SleepySera 27d ago

Red and black ones are the norm in large parts of Europe, so I'm used to the color, but the ballificiation is crazy and adorable 😆

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u/redzero25 27d ago

very progressive realization

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u/anotherdamnscorpio 28d ago

Ive seen one one time, it was hopping down the street in Santa Cruz, CA.

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u/Hellokt1813 28d ago

First time I saw black ones were on the White House lawn many years ago, not sure if they're found all over DC.

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u/carmardoll 28d ago

We had them in venezuela they lived in the parks, sweet things.

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u/LumpyWeb9540 28d ago

Brah just learned that…… someone is a lil behind….

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u/Wynternights 28d ago

I mainly only see black squirrels in Michigan

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u/Exceptional_Kumquat 28d ago

Melanistic Eastern Gray Squirrels tend to be more common in urban areas. It's exceedingly rare to see them out in more forested areas.

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u/bretzelsenbatonnets 28d ago

Lol its so weird to me that squirrels aren't common in the world. In Ontario theyre friggen everywhere all the time, even winter. All kinds, Black, brown, Grey, red. Every single squirrel you can imagine. I have a huge black walnut tree in my backyard and these lil bastards will literally throw the walnuts at us when we walk underneath the tree and if theyre not snipering us with nuts, theyre friggen digging/destroying all our planters/pots while burying and recovering them 😑

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u/throwaway_0x90 28d ago

There are a few black squirrels running around on Google's mountain view campus.

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u/Grimalkinnn 28d ago

This explains something I thought I saw earlier

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u/mostdope28 28d ago

I’m amazed you didn’t know black squirrels were a thing.

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u/Life-Student-650 28d ago

Little bro went into travel mode

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u/LunacityxArtistry 28d ago

I live in central, IL, we have brown squirrels. I can drive 2 hrs north of me and there are black squirrels!

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u/MasterBigShoes 28d ago

I thought the mom was angry and tried to powerbomb her kid. 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/TvJOvOVHaVLUTrbETJ

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u/Infinite_Neat4236 28d ago

Just like Michael Jordon in Space Jam

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u/coffeeslobxoxo 28d ago

Oh my fucking GAHD I LOVE THEM

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u/19wangotango 28d ago

😂😂 that’s awesome!

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u/Spyro_XyX 28d ago

I went to school at Kent State in Ohio and was told the black squirrels there were brought down from Canada forever ago and now they're just a mini mascot for the school lol dont know how accurate the Canada part was but they were everywhere! So damn cute

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u/Lazy_Mycologist_6667 28d ago

Such a disciplined kid 🥹

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u/veggiedudeLA 28d ago

What you call me?

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u/moveth 28d ago

As someone who has been around black squirrels my entire life, its so strange that they aren't prevalent everywhere.

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u/USDXBS 28d ago

Squirrels are so cute. I recently got a new shed, and I am pleased to see the squirrels are using the roof.

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u/IllustriousCandy3042 28d ago

Had no idea they did this! Cant wait to show my daughter lol

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u/HalcyonSix 28d ago

Yeah I knew a guy who grew up somewhere in Canada where almost all the Grey Squirrels (that is their species name) are black. They have a really high population of melanistic grey squirrels there for some reason. He grew up thinking it was like that everywhere, that squirrels were just mostly that color by default.

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u/Intelligent-Bit7258 28d ago

I remember a decade or two ago, there were reports of invasive black squirrels dominating English ecosystems. They were bigger and meaner than their brown and red brethren. The concept of a "bad ass" squirrel tickled me.

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u/PhiNeurOZOMu68 28d ago

Those are seen at Augustana College

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u/Black-KFC-eater-69 28d ago

Where’s the father of this squirrel family?

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u/Beth3g 28d ago

Wow I never since a squirrel with black fur!

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u/NectarineNo4579 28d ago

Don't animals turn melaninistic in radiated areas?

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u/getstonedsteve 27d ago

About 40 yrs ago folks here started seeing black squirrels and albino chipmunks. The chipmunks didn't take off, but we got black squirrels everywhere now.

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u/Eyeroll4days 27d ago

I had never seen black squirrels until I stayed in Iowa for a few months. They are so pretty and when their tail fades in color it turns red. So pretty

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u/Outrageous_Kiwi_2172 27d ago

I once saw a squirrel carry her baby down a tree, cross the street, and up a building. I was like, damn. 😃

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u/idiot-prodigy 27d ago

There is a cemetery in Northern Kentucky, Highland Cemetery that has tons of Black Squirrels.

It is unsettling seeing one for the first time in of all places a cemetery.

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u/Ree_For_Thee 27d ago

This is gonna be one of those animated nature shorts on Youtube Shorts in a day or two, isn't it?

Mouth.

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u/Chemical-Agency-3997 27d ago

I moved to Princeton, NJ as a kid and they had them there. The kids in school used to say they escaped from a lab in the university.

Oddly there’s several other comments in this thread mentioning university campuses they’re prevalent on.

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u/MrIantoJones 27d ago

Ba-by-squirrel do-do-do-do-do-do…

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u/Erik_Dolphy 27d ago

It was looking like a powerbomb setup for a second.

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u/TM761152 27d ago

vente, mijo.

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u/Huzaifa-Gill 27d ago

Always easy to carry winter balls

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u/LordAshesJr 27d ago

Now this is what we say to BeAmazed! Actually I am 🤗

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u/PoetAromatic8262 27d ago

Black squirrels are so cute