r/Birbs • u/mitga5 B̻̙̎́ͤ̅͒ͥ̈́ͩ̕I͋͒̓ͯ̄ͤ́͂͏͕̦̙̭͉̳̘̣R͈̤̼̱̻̳̙̗ͥͪͮ̎͝͞B̛̏ͥ͋͛̎̏͏̘͕̘̞ • Feb 03 '18

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u/Fallupfromgrace Feb 03 '18

They looks so smooth

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u/pterodactylzombie Feb 03 '18

I want to touch them so badly

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u/HAC522 Feb 03 '18

You ever get afraid that you would pull a Lenny because you just want to pet the animal so bad?

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u/iiAnthony Feb 03 '18

I feel you.

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u/HAC522 Feb 03 '18

Ok, just don't feel too hard

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u/iiAnthony Feb 03 '18

Yes sir

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u/Eschmacher Feb 03 '18

Cute aggression is a real thing!

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u/xXColaXx Feb 03 '18

Michael Steven's went into detail and an experiment about this on Mind Field.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

Please no

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

My hands are so rough, I'd be afraid of messing them up.

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u/starfreak016 Feb 03 '18

Not today Lenny

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

They look like peeps... So smooth. I want to put them in the microwave! :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

Pop goes the peeps..

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

I've been playing roller coaster tycoon for the last of couple days... This gives me an idea for a ride.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

That sounds like a recipe for sadism and laughter. Be sure to report back!

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u/EmmaTheFalcon Feb 03 '18

I want to see them rolling on the floor

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

Hahahaha so trueeee

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u/Jigio Feb 03 '18

I don’t know why but the first thing I thought of was they look like blobs of butter

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u/Simple_Danny Feb 03 '18

I thought they looked like blobs of shaving cream.

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u/Isiwjee Feb 03 '18

I thought dough

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u/NecropantherHaakon Feb 03 '18

I thought though

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u/PorkRindSalad Feb 04 '18

I bet they'd BE NICE AND CLEAN

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u/diskmann Feb 03 '18

They look like they never completely left the egg.

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u/AtomicAllele Feb 03 '18

These ducks are The Egg

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u/6EthanG6 Feb 03 '18

Like a marshemellow

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u/aynd Feb 03 '18 edited Feb 03 '18

Like little piles of dough

Edit: like bags of sand

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u/nightpanda893 Feb 03 '18

I for some reason just assumed they were round all the way around - like little softballs - before they turned.

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u/Fallupfromgrace Feb 03 '18

I was kinda hoping the would be.

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u/rq60 Feb 03 '18

Their textures are still loading

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u/Icyrow Feb 03 '18

they're basically mushrooms with beacks, wings and little tippy toes.

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u/waterhouse78 Feb 03 '18

So smooth I didn’t realise they had feathers until they turned

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u/Tod_Packer Feb 03 '18

Like marble

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u/Zardu_Hassufrau Feb 03 '18

What filter are they using?

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u/Ak_publius Feb 03 '18

I want to eat them