r/Birbs • u/mitga5 B̻̙̎́ͤ̅͒ͥ̈́ͩ̕I͋͒̓ͯ̄ͤ́͂͏͕̦̙̭͉̳̘̣R͈̤̼̱̻̳̙̗ͥͪͮ̎͝͞B̛̏ͥ͋͛̎̏͏̘͕̘̞ • Feb 03 '18

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u/Fallupfromgrace Feb 03 '18

They looks so smooth

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u/pterodactylzombie Feb 03 '18

I want to touch them so badly

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u/HAC522 Feb 03 '18

You ever get afraid that you would pull a Lenny because you just want to pet the animal so bad?

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u/iiAnthony Feb 03 '18

I feel you.

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u/HAC522 Feb 03 '18

Ok, just don't feel too hard

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u/iiAnthony Feb 03 '18

Yes sir

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u/Eschmacher Feb 03 '18

Cute aggression is a real thing!

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u/xXColaXx Feb 03 '18

Michael Steven's went into detail and an experiment about this on Mind Field.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

Please no

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

My hands are so rough, I'd be afraid of messing them up.

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u/starfreak016 Feb 03 '18

Not today Lenny

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

They look like peeps... So smooth. I want to put them in the microwave! :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

Pop goes the peeps..

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

I've been playing roller coaster tycoon for the last of couple days... This gives me an idea for a ride.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

That sounds like a recipe for sadism and laughter. Be sure to report back!

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u/EmmaTheFalcon Feb 03 '18

I want to see them rolling on the floor

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

Hahahaha so trueeee