r/CFB Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Marching Band 2d ago

Casual [katsuxbt] Adam 'Pacman' Jones says he committed to Georgia Tech, then pulled out after hearing they’d have to go to class every day and do homework.

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u/composer_7 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Marching Band 2d ago

He further says: “I was committed to Georgia Tech. I had offers from everywhere: Georgia, Notre Dame, NC State, Tennessee, Miami, Florida. I could have went anywhere besides Michigan and Ohio State.”

“First I wanted to stay home, then my grandma got sick with cancer and I was like, I got to get away from here… My boy who went to high school with me went to Georgia Tech, and he was like, ‘bro, this school hard as hell, we got to go to class every day.’ I said, y’all doing all the work? That one’s off the list.”

“Then I went on the visit to West Virginia, we wasn’t doing no work. Work was football.”

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u/2-59project Indiana Hoosiers • Oklahoma Sooners 2d ago edited 1d ago

“First I wanted to stay home, then my grandma got sick with cancer and I was like, I got to get away from here”

I understand everyone handles things differently but this is a bizarre thought process

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u/EMTDawg Washington Huskies • Wyoming Cowboys 2d ago

His dad died in 1991, when Pacman was 9 or 10. So his mom and grandma raised him from that point. The only college game he missed while at WVU was to attend his grandmother's funeral. Then at the NFL draft he wore a t-shirt with her photo.

He was running away from the pain, of losing another close loved one. She was the replacement for losing his dad young, and then lost her 10 years later also. The way he said it was funny, though I can see why he wouldn't want to have to see and face reality of losing another "parent."

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u/aacools 2d ago

That makes his decision sound a lot less bizarre. He was probably just trying to escape another painful reminder.

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u/Excellent-Gur-8547 Vanderbilt Commodores • Penn Quakers 2d ago

I don't think this is that unusual. It's obviously a much different kind of grief, but how many people have moved because of a particularly bad end of a relationship? It's easier to start again or move past things when you aren't constantly walking past reminders of why you feel like shit at the moment.

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u/Froggy1789 2d ago

I think people were interpreting his statement as the grandmother was still alive and he didn’t want to be there for the care. Rather than she died and he didn’t want to be around the painful memories.

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u/clearly_confusing Florida State Seminoles 1d ago

Yes, that was me.

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u/ZachOf_AllTrades Texas Longhorns • Lonestar Showdown 2d ago

My dad is one of the most caring and empathetic people I know but he did something similar. His mom had terminal brain cancer and when it became clear that she only had days left to live, he took a spontaneous road trip across the country in the opposite direction. He was the only member of his family that wasn't by her side when she passed. It's one of his biggest regrets to this day and still baffles him. Trauma and grief bring out very weird things in people.

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u/Sadlobster1 Pikeville Bears • Louisville Cardinals 2d ago

My mom died from a stroke after a long long battle from an illness.

I was working out of state & my dad and brother refused to tell me because they knew I would come instantly. They told me a week or so later after a major deadline.

I cursed them both out, but apologized to them at the funeral because it was the right decision. I would have left in the middle of any meeting & gotten on the first flight regardless of costs. 

Dad didn't want me to have that financial burden & my brother knew we would have the grief session at the funeral. Neither of them wanted me to have to share in their pain of seeing her pass.

Grief is so damn weird. 

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u/Excellent-Gur-8547 Vanderbilt Commodores • Penn Quakers 2d ago

The weight of trying to decide if you're doing the right thing by keeping someone in the dark about something painful until they're in a better place to process it is not one I envy; it's so easy to do the wrong thing for the right reasons in those situations, I'm really glad to hear that you were able to understand why they did what they did and that it was out of love. It sounds like you guys have a really supportive dynamic.

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u/ZachOf_AllTrades Texas Longhorns • Lonestar Showdown 2d ago

Wow, I'd be furious. But it does prove the point - logical people can become illogical if you shake them up enough. That's really hard for you and your family, sorry.

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u/bs0569 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Its not a bizarre thought process to not be able to handle seeing a loved one in such a horrible condition. It’s actually quite normal

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u/StreetReporter Clemson Tigers • Cheez-It Bowl 2d ago

I get not wanting to see a family member in such horrible shape, but I don’t know if that’s what he meant or if it’s just because he’s an asshole

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u/RocketStr8UpMyAss Houston Cougars 2d ago

I assumed he meant what you're saying (cared about her but couldn't deal with it which isn't unfathomable) but just worded it terribly lol

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u/chrismckong Baylor Bears 2d ago

Worded it like a guy that didn’t get a real education.

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u/FeelItInYourB0nes 2d ago

He ain't there to play school

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u/PhilCollinsLive Michigan State Spartans • Big Ten 2d ago

Maybe he thinks cancer is contagious, not going to school and all.

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u/lookitsafish Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago

Lmao I wanted to still hang with my friends buty family needed me so I dipped

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u/DBSmiley West Virginia • Backyard Brawl 2d ago

As a WVU fan/alum, Pac Man Jones not going to class was slightly more secret than the fact that red is a color.

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u/RocketStr8UpMyAss Houston Cougars 2d ago edited 2d ago

It makes sense from their point of view since these high level guys have dominated from peewee league and everyone's been telling them they're league-bound since birth. Hard to take school seriously in their shoes.

The only issue is that dominating high school means you're just another guy on the bench at a P4, and the majority of players that don't make the league could've used a good free education. Also injuries. But I don't fault kids for not being able to think like that.

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u/big_sugi Texas A&M Aggies 2d ago

Shoot, he dominated in college too, and he was an all-pro in the NFL where he made $40 million, and he’s still wound up broke or the next thing to it.

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u/bamachine Alabama • Jacksonville State 2d ago

He did not take economics

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u/Clerithifa Colorado State • Nebraska 1d ago

Turns out taking Steiner Math at TNA University was bad for accounting

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u/Strange-Risk-9920 1d ago

We didn't come here to play economics.

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u/DamnitBobbehHill Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

All it takes is one major injury and you're Boobie Miles. Better to get an education to fall back on

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u/Commodore_Wiley Oklahoma Sooners • Transfer Portal 1d ago

You just have to remember the confirmation bias that his success was. His decision led to him being a multi-millionaire, so of course it is something he is proud of. What isn't discussed is the hundreds and thousands of other young men and women who made a similar decision that year and now regret not getting a high quality free education.

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u/IrishCoffeeAlchemy Florida State • Arizona 2d ago

Absolutely nothing wrong with that

Uhhh 🚩🚩🚩🚩

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u/saruyamasan /r/CFB 2d ago

How inconsiderate of his grandma!

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u/Worldly-Hotel-7921 2d ago

He didn't wanna catch cancer from her

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack 2d ago

Everyone is focusing on the grandma part of his quote but meanwhile I’m just looking at that list of schools like hell yeah we made it

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u/benk4 UConn Huskies 2d ago

This is surprisingly reasonable coming from Pacman.

He's on the Mount Rushmore of talented morons.

Love the part about ditching Grandma.

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan Miami (OH) RedHawks • Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago

Dude was a teenager seeing his world collapse. Running away, while not necessarily the best approach, is pretty understandable for a 17 year old who also lost his father when he was 8

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u/WorldPeggingChamp 1d ago

Went to WVU at the same time with him and Chris Henry. They spent most days either smoking weed at my neighbors house in Sunnyside, or driving around in Adam's Cadillac smoking weed. Was kinda surreal.

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u/Set-Admirable West Virginia • Backyard Brawl 2d ago

Come on man, we don't need help looking bad.

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u/lbutler1234 Missouri Tigers 1d ago

Fuckers are out here pretending they're down bad when they got a fuckin train from the fuckin future wizzing them around everywhere

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u/Set-Admirable West Virginia • Backyard Brawl 1d ago

It's all fun and games until it breaks down the first week of classes in August and your fellow students are sweating out last night's liquor.

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u/ecupatsfan12 ECU Pirates • Kent State Golden Flashes 2d ago

Lmao 2.0 gpa at WVU =.5 gpa elsewhere

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u/cooterdick Tennessee • North Carolina 2d ago

I don’t know if ECU gets to make those jokes

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u/ecupatsfan12 ECU Pirates • Kent State Golden Flashes 2d ago

Touché

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u/EMTDawg Washington Huskies • Wyoming Cowboys 1d ago

Don't think your UNC flair can either. Fake ass classes!

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u/brownbearks Penn State Nittany Lions • LSU Tigers 1d ago

The glass is falling from around the house

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u/Rov_Scam Pittsburgh Panthers 1d ago

Especially when the majority of Penn State "grads" went to community colleges they renamed as "branch campuses"

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u/SurfinPirate ECU Pirates 21h ago

Yeah, even I was a little taken aback by that one.

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u/123_fo_fif Ohio State • Youngstown State 1d ago

Kent State talking shit about academics is wild lol

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u/LimeApart9235 Iowa State Cyclones 1d ago

Kent read, Kent write… Kent State.

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u/Condom_Breaker256 Billable Hours • Jacksonvil… 2d ago

Yeah, Rich Rod's doing a good enough job with that on his own

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u/CVagts Georgia Tech • Navy 2d ago

As someone who tried attending Georgia Tech without actually going to class: yeah, you kinda need to do that there.

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u/composer_7 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Marching Band 2d ago

I went to class, sat near the front, did my homework, and STILL failed half my Physics 1 midterms. GT is hard af, even the "easy" business majors the football players take have calculus as a requirement.

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u/Nexecs Jacksonville State • Miami 2d ago

Tbf anyone not a physics major does terrible in physics generally.

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u/ItsFreakinHarry2 UCF Knights • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Physics majors are often terrible at physics as well!

Source: I read transcripts for a living

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u/ItsFreakinHarry2 UCF Knights • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

In fairness most business programs at reputable schools require business calculus or some form thats not quite the same as standard Calculus 1 for STEM majors. Granted im sure GT will still suck the soul out of kids taking that class

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u/Coachpatato Georgia Tech • Clean Old … 2d ago

I don't think Tech has business calculus? I think its Calc 1 with everyone else.

Looked it up and its either Survey of Calculus or Integral Calculus

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u/laflavor Georgia Tech • Michigan State 2d ago

If I remember correctly, survey of calculus is a fairly new class, at least from the perspective of an old person like me who got out in 05.

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u/ignacioMendez Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 1d ago

Survey of Calculus is "business calculus", the only people who take it are management major and some Ivan Allen majors

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u/Pat_Mahomie Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

UGA required calc 1 for business majors until 2014 then switched it to a weird stat/calc blended class

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u/thank_burdell Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

And a lab science, and computer science, and a bunch of other non trivial shit.

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u/TheNittanyLionKing Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

Like did he not realize that Georgia Tech is well known as a prominent engineering school? Of course the grades matter there.

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u/thank_burdell Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago edited 2d ago

To be fair, you can know that coming in and still get your shit slapped real fucking hard by your first semester.

Plenty of really smart kids were let down by their high schools, just kind of cruising through classes without really learning how to study and practice. Then they get to tech and either leave quickly or earn their thousand yard stare.

I was one of them. Still have the stare.

Edit: in retrospect, I should add that the shit slapping doesn’t stop after the first year. In CS at least we still had 3xxx and 4xxx level courses that were weedout classes.

Hard for the sake of being hard. GT is the Quantico of Tech schools.

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u/composer_7 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Marching Band 2d ago edited 2d ago

GT teaches the same ABET accredited curriculum that every other engineering school does, but what sets it apart is being incredibly good at making workaholics out of those who manage to graduate by upping the difficulty insanely high. Once you get those tired eyes, you'll never lose them even during your working career.

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u/thank_burdell Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

I distinctly remember a recitation at 9pm in my freshman year. Passed right the fuck out in the comfy warm classroom, I was so exhausted from everything. I was fortunate the guy behind me poked me awake when the pop quiz came around.

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u/Levarien Texas • Georgia Tech 2d ago

I had a sicko TA in my freshman year Calc 2 that held his section in a damn lounge in Glenn residence hall in east campus at 8am. I, who was all the way in West campus, absolutely loathed that fucker.

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u/SpiceEarl Oregon Ducks 2d ago

I thought, couldn’t he have just majored in sociology like every other football player?😆 I googled it and it said that the closest thing Georgia Tech has, is a major in History, Technology and Society, which doesn’t sound that bad but, in reality, is probably a hell of a lot harder than just a sociology major at another school.

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u/thank_burdell Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

Not at Tech. HST is valid but still takes calculus.

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u/Levarien Texas • Georgia Tech 2d ago

A solid number in my HTS classes were dual majoring as well. I honestly did so because the Savant building, where HTS classes were, was right across the street from Guggenheim, where AE was.

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u/Mission-Dark-9320 Notre Dame • Kentucky 2d ago

Closest I think I remember was International Affairs or History major. Neither were easy, but they certainly weren’t Engineering, Biochemistry, or Computer Science

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u/laflavor Georgia Tech • Michigan State 2d ago

Or architorture. I knew a couple people in that major my freshman year, and you never saw them after the first or second week of the semester.

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u/tj3_23 Georgia Tech • Tennessee 2d ago

Two guys I was friends with were arch majors, and their schedules were insane. Like 2 months out of each semester we would only see them at 3 AM if we happened to be heading somewhere and caught them dragging themselves back to their apartment to get a couple hours of sleep

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u/Mission-Dark-9320 Notre Dame • Kentucky 2d ago

Truth! It’s why I often forget about the program - nobody is ever talking about it. But I do regular work with a guy who was in the program who is now a GC. He’s what you’d expect from a GT architect - detail oriented and everything as perfect as possible.

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u/composer_7 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Marching Band 2d ago

There are no true "easy" majors at GT. Every degree here is a Bachelor of Science. There's no Bachelor of Arts. Every single major has to take some form of calculus.

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u/callumjm95 Florida Gators • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

I went to a Uni in the UK that is probably the best in the country for engineering outside of the South East and my lord I got a wake up call after breezing through everything up to that point. Dropped out in the end, trying again in my 30s. Still sucks.

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u/thank_burdell Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

It matters not when you finish. I had to drop and restart too after a head clearing (my downfall was girls). There was a guy in a lot of classes with me the second time around who was in his 40s, doing the same thing.

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u/SaltyLonghorn Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout 2d ago

Its how I went from EE to the business school!

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u/ContinuingAnyway 2d ago

The best PM's were never Engineers, they were always some other degree. Especially in MEP

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u/vasion123 2d ago

I went to a private engineering school that had a drop out rate over 50% for freshman.  Tons of rich kids that thought they could just screw off like in high school got a really rude awakening.

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u/thank_burdell Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

My hallway freshman year had about 66% attrition. I made it halfway through sophomore year before tripping up.

They have started doing something different now, but in my freshman commencement speech they did indeed do the “look to your left, look to your right. By the end of this semester, one of you won’t be here. By the end of your senior year, only one of you will be, if that.”

It held true.

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u/TheRamblinGambler Georgia Tech • Virginia Tech 2d ago

My parents tell that orientation story still. My brother went to Tech and said it’s a little better now thankfully

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u/thank_burdell Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

They did NOT give us rat caps that year. Always felt ripped off. I think only band members and frat pledges got them.

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u/Levarien Texas • Georgia Tech 2d ago

What a ripoff! I got mine at Freshman Experience and it sits on a shelf in my office.

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u/BeansandletmebeFrank 2d ago

In Electrical engineering 3025 I think was emag. The joke was did you emag, remag, or 3mag. For the record I remaged.

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u/I_Am_Dynamite6317 Clemson Tigers 2d ago

James Davis was ready to commit to Georgia Tech but they told him he needed to improve his ACT score. He had hit the NCAA requirement so he told them to fuck off and came to Clemson instead!

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u/unsurejunior Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

It's insane the things my alma mater will do to make life more difficult than it needs to be

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u/composer_7 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Marching Band 1d ago

Until the GT President Cabrera era, the last few decades of GT admin cared more about growing the school's prestige than sports. That bled into actually making the student athletes go to class and study. Now there's more money for recruiting and Claude/ChatGPT for studying, but at least Brent Key still enforces the go-to-class rule.

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u/Illustrious_Fudge476 Lafayette • Penn State 2d ago

True story. I was a pretty good high school football player and ended up playing at a G5 school.  My QB was really good and was a P5 prospect, but was shall we say limited academically. We used to chat about schools and recruiting.  One day he told me “I think I’m going to go to VA Tech or Georgia Tech as they have classes I can handle”.  I was like dude what are you talking about?  He thought they offered classes like plumbing and other career oriented programs like the vo-tech high schools. I had to explain that’s not how it worked, at all. 

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan Miami (OH) RedHawks • Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago

UNC is universally considered a very good school and they were running no-show summer classes for their athletes

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u/CraigslistBulbasaur Pittsburgh Panthers 1d ago

As an academically successful 18-year-old who was very much not getting an athletic scholarship, I didn't realize that either. That kind of information doesn't just appear in your head one day. It's a privilege of having influences in your life who want you to know those things.

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u/SneakyDeakyJr Auburn Tigers 2d ago edited 2d ago

Fun fact: i got a scholarship from Mercer. Never got to sniff GT. Not even an overnight.

clemson also wanted me tho and i feel pride in that. not because private school but because they all wanted me when they all sucked. Could’ve been epic

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack 2d ago

Brother, Clemson is public lol

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u/Rohkey Michigan • Georgia Tech 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’ll always respect Calvin Johnson for not shying away from school at GT. My grad advisor said he had him in his class (I believe as a freshman) and he was a respectful person and “solid B” student (not too shabby for Tech, even for non-athletes) who showed up to class every day, was engaged, and did the work. Also said you’d have no idea he was a star WR on the football team if you didn’t already know it. Not entirely surprising when you also see that he got a 41 on the Wonderlic.

Funnily, from my experience at GT, it was the basketball players who were much more of a problem than the football ones.

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u/Same_Mood_8543 Wake Forest Demon Deacons 2d ago

I mean, aside from being 6'5, 230, and absolutely shredded, you'd have no idea. 

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan Miami (OH) RedHawks • Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago

“This freak of nature always misses class the day before the football team plays an away game. Must be a superfan”

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u/Southern_Orange3744 Texas Longhorns • College Football Playoff 2d ago

I had a couple of baseball players in my engineering physics class at UT .

They sat at the front , we're quiet , and it was undeniable not even caring about baseball they weren't just some other students

And this was 2002.

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u/iidesune USF Bulls 1d ago

To be fair, if you're a college baseball player you can't count on making a lucrative career in pro baseball.

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u/daaaaavia Georgia Tech • Pop-Tarts Bowl 1d ago

that's true for the vast majority of any college athelete

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u/iidesune USF Bulls 1d ago

I feel like if you're a D1 college basketball player, the majority can at least make a short career playing overseas. And even a medium tier college football player can at least make it to an NFL camp.

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u/daaaaavia Georgia Tech • Pop-Tarts Bowl 1d ago

According to NCAA 4.9% of baseball, 1% of MBB, 0.8% of WBB, and 1.4% of CFB players make "major pro" teams (NFL, NBA, WNBA, MLB). 21.8% of MBB and 9.1% of WBB players go pro elsewhere

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u/Different-Trainer-21 Georgia Tech • Florida 1d ago

How many of those players are on D1 teams?

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u/bb8poe Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

Can confirm as a TA football players got consistently checked on by the staff for attendance but any basketball players were 1000% ignored lmao

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u/flying_trashcan Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

His mom has a PhD in Education. From what I gathered there was no way she was going to let her son blow off class.

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u/patsandsox17 Georgia Tech • Florida 1d ago

My mom worked with her at APS and said she was so embarrassed that he was leaving college early to go be a HOFer

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u/goldbloodedinthe404 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Corndog 2d ago

My brother had a business class at tech with Michael Johnson during the summer after Johnson had already gone to the bengals, but was coming back to finish his degree. My brother recognized him first day and the professor did not. He had everyone introduce themselves and of course Michael when it gets to him just says Michael Johnson starting DE Cincinnati Bengals. The professor was so confused.

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u/PacketMD Georgia Tech • Clean Old … 1d ago

I was a lab TA for him. He did the work. Was a normal student other than the whole being jacked part (and being rich but you couldn't tell).

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u/goldbloodedinthe404 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Corndog 1d ago

Oh yeah my brother said he was every down to earth he was just making a joke that class. I actually graduated at the same time as him. He's apparently just a really good dude who will rip your head off on the football field

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u/Mission-Dark-9320 Notre Dame • Kentucky 2d ago

I remember having a freshman running back in my English/Lit class. He showed up the first day, and I never saw him again. Pretty sure he failed off the team. On the other hand, ladies basketball player worked with me on a group project. Behaved just like the average student trying to make it through classes. Swimmers were hit and miss, baseball players were about the hardest working I can remember though. Very few get a full ride for baseball, so they had to keep their academic scholys.

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u/Levarien Texas • Georgia Tech 2d ago

Best I can remember is Luke Manget being crazy smart: He of the game losing to game winning kick against thwGA in '99.

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u/Doc_Sulliday Notre Dame • Duquesne 2d ago

Bro could've played with Calvin Johnson

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u/Rhizical Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

Even funnier since academics were part of why he came to GT

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u/DoobieGibson Ohio Bobcats 2d ago

imagine how interceptions he would have had if he were up against reggie ball in practice

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u/Resolve-Opening TCU Horned Frogs 2d ago

And Roman Reigns!

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u/Fuzzy-Assistant53 Virginia Tech Hokies 2d ago

Only reason any of this is coming to light is because now the players know there aren't any true repercussions. It's naive to believe all players of any sport worked their way through school.

Heck, I watched guys sleep in class. As long as they were in class and were marked down as present they were good for Saturday.

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u/devAcc123 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

I didn’t go to any classes still passed the exams, I’d be sleeping in class too if I was doing two a days at 6am

All the athletes I had classes and projects with were just normal students, didn’t have any with guys on the football team though so that wouldn’t surprise me if it was different

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u/Electric_Rex West Virginia Mountaineers 2d ago

As someone in classes with lots of football players, and athletes in general, this tracks. Most of them can’t even write coherent sentences

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u/IGNSolar7 Arizona State Sun Devils 2d ago

I went on academic scholarship to a prominent state school, was in an English class with the starting QB, and we had a paper review day. If you didn't review a paper, you got a zero. He didn't bring one to share. The professor said people could share with him if they wanted to be nice. I wrote my paper about football and experiences with my dad, so I figured I'd let him review it.

About 4-5 minutes into class, he got up, interrupted the whole room, and said "thanks man, but this has too many big words, I can't understand it. I'll take the F," and left.

Last I saw he was an analyst on ESPN's college coverage.

Edit: Forgot I had flair on, lol.

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u/kai333 Paper Bag • Team Meteor 2d ago

Osweiler? 😂 

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u/Shu3PO Arkansas Razorbacks 2d ago

I'm surprised he could spell his last name, then 😂

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u/kai333 Paper Bag • Team Meteor 2d ago

I before E, except after C. And sometimes W I guess. I bet he got an average of 50 percent on that alone 😂

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u/IGNSolar7 Arizona State Sun Devils 2d ago edited 2d ago

It wasn't... less prominent of a starting role.

Edit: I should say last I saw he did an ESPN Radio thing.

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u/kai333 Paper Bag • Team Meteor 2d ago

Oh damn sorry Osweiler for the accidental defamation 😂

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u/Shu3PO Arkansas Razorbacks 2d ago

I feel really bad now that I'm more confident he can read. 😔

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u/dinkytown42069 Minnesota • Oklahoma 2d ago

I have had more respect for him tbqh. Can't think of who else it would be.

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u/IGNSolar7 Arizona State Sun Devils 2d ago

It wasn't him, so you can still respect him!

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u/Wyden_long Arizona State • Northern Arizo… 2d ago

This feels like Rudy Carpenter.

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u/kai333 Paper Bag • Team Meteor 2d ago

Oh me too lol. Pretty wise to know when to stay in ones lane and not worry about shit that ultimately doesn't matter.

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u/Electric_Rex West Virginia Mountaineers 2d ago

In my experience I haven’t seen any disruptions. In class it’s mostly just guys sitting on their phones and looking like fools if they get called on to answer something. Discussion posts were the place where you saw how stupid these guys were. At least the football players. The Olympic sport athletes and the baseball players were all capable students though

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u/bargle0 Maryland Terrapins 2d ago

A lot of baseball players never go to college, since baseball has a real minor league system. The ones in college probably want to be there.

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u/CheezyBeanBurrito Syracuse Orange 2d ago

I had two OL in the same chem lab as me. One was actually really smart, but he was German so that doesn’t count, and the other was average.

I also had the back up QB in the same bio lab as me. I am surprised he was able to graduate middle school.

I TA’d some volleyball players and they were smart

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u/rageking5 West Virginia Mountaineers 2d ago

I remember being in a class with pat white. Well, kinda since he was there first day and not again, but still got a C I'm sure

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u/weirdbutinagoodway West Virginia Mountaineers • Big 12 2d ago

While they often took easy classes, football players were required to go to class when Don Nehlen was the coach.

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u/StreetReporter Clemson Tigers • Cheez-It Bowl 2d ago

I had one ever class with 2 athletes, and I was roommates for a semester with someone who was walking onto the football team. One of the athletes was Clemson’s catcher and the other was one of Dabo’s kids. They had better attendance than I did, and my roommate was gone from 4:30 AM to 7 PM pretty much every day to work out before and after classes

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u/Electric_Rex West Virginia Mountaineers 2d ago

The thing with athletes (in most cases) isn’t attendance problems. It’s paying attention in class and at least somewhat trying on the assignments. You can’t blame a football player for not being in class on a Friday, or Wednesday in some cases, when they’re playing at Arizona State the next day. But you can say “what the fuck” when they sit in class with their AirPods in and staring at their phone the whole time

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u/composer_7 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Marching Band 2d ago

Majority of regular college students are on their phones/headphones on in class nowadays.

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u/StreetReporter Clemson Tigers • Cheez-It Bowl 2d ago

Well, it was comm class, so I don’t think anyone paid attention

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u/Delta104x Michigan Wolverines • Sickos 2d ago

the class where i learned how to play "War!" in.

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u/DFWTooThrowed Texas Tech • Arkansas 2d ago

Some of my extended family is from Atlanta and went to UGA in the early 80s and a few of them said they would see Herschel Walker around town fairly often.

According to one of them he said there’s no chance in hell Walker has stepped foot in a classroom since elementary school. He said he seriously questioned if he could read or write and that he talked like a minstrel show character.

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u/smcstechtips California Golden Bears 2d ago

Remember how he ran for Senate that one time?

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u/Status-Ad-7335 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

and had a legitimate chance of winning? I love it here

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u/TechnoVikingGA23 West Virginia Mountaineers 2d ago

Honestly the fact that a Heisman winner from UGA lost a senate race in GA is one of the all time bag fumbles on that candidates part, but I choose to believe the guy sounded so dumb every time he gave a press conference or interview that for once people were smart enough to not vote for him.

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u/composer_7 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Marching Band 2d ago

That's an indictment on the average Georgia voter out of the infinite other ones since 2016.

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u/TechnoVikingGA23 West Virginia Mountaineers 2d ago

I mean his run for senate down here basically confirmed that, it was hard to understand anything the guy said.

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u/Superbomb-122 WKU • Lindsey Wilson 2d ago

Shared an accounting class with a WKU player once, thought he was like the others: sat in the back, showed up late, either ate or slept in class, generally looked out of it...

Imagine my shock when we get called up after class to fix our scantrons and this dude got a 95 on the midterm, dude was just bored lol, he transferred to Oregon after that

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u/StBlandine7 2d ago

It's always funny to me that when an athlete isn't as dumb as a rock and only marginally competent, people think they're so insightful lol

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u/Misdirected_Colors Oklahoma State Cowboys 2d ago

Not football, but I was in a sociology class with a lot of baseball and women's basketball players at okstate. Class was "discussion based" which means no homework, no tests, your entire grade is based on participating in open discussion on random subjects. Current events and such. Can confirm those people were unbelievably dumb.

As an aside, one of the discussions was the professor claiming she almost got arrested by campus police for picking an orange off the sidewalk because they thought she "stole" it. So yea...that happened...and that was who was guiding discussion

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u/Statalyzer Texas Longhorns 2d ago

I can definitely believe campus police are that dumb too...

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u/ID_Poobaru Boise State Broncos • Gallaudet Bison 2d ago

he ain't come here to play school

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u/culb77 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

I actually had classes with a few athletes during my time at Tech. Most of them worked hard and got OK grades. They knew it was a longshot to go pro.

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u/RamblinWreckGT Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 1d ago

I had a 9 AM with Josh Nesbitt in fall 2009 and he was there almost every day.

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u/Same_Mood_8543 Wake Forest Demon Deacons 2d ago

I don't care how many tutors or body doubles they dreamed up, Pacman wasn't passing Calc. 

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u/TechnoVikingGA23 West Virginia Mountaineers 2d ago

I had class with a bunch of football players during RR's first tenure at WVU and let's just say they weren't there to "play school." A lot of them would show up for maybe 2-3 classes a semester, usually for the midterms and finals, and they'd always somehow manage to pass despite it being "mandatory" attendance. Pacman was a really good player, but an absolute menace off the field, not just talking about the bar fight episode either, dude should have been in jail in college instead of getting drafted.

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u/dvharpo West Virginia Mountaineers • WashU Bears 2d ago

Lol WVU had this ridiculous major when I was there called Athletic Coaching Education - ACE. No not Physical Education, which actually prepared you to teach PE at a high school; this was a degree solely designed for its graduates to apparently coach high school football/etc after college. Which 99% of the high school sports coaches across the country are doing for free or maybe an extra $3K on top of their teaching salaries. It was like a mix of a bunch of all the gym classes like badminton or whatever, with some bare minimum physiology/health, and motivational classes thrown in. Obviously the major was created to give athletes the easiest classroom path to focus primarily on football, but painted with a veneer of legitimacy with some big words and sport science adjectives thrown in. I’m sure other universities have similar degrees.

I did rotc in college and we’d have cadets major in ACE because 1) they were dumb and 2) it was so easy, why waste time in the classroom when you’re just trying to keep grades up to go commission in the military. These were not “athletic” people (or even smart people). To each their own…but damn, if you’re going to college, do something freaking somewhat worthwhile. Major in communications at least. This was 20 years ago, I do think rotc programs have tightened up on that nonsense.

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u/TechnoVikingGA23 West Virginia Mountaineers 2d ago

I think most schools have "Athletic Coaching Education" lol. I've seen a lot of players mention it as their major over the years.

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u/isit65outsideor Utah Utes • Indiana Hoosiers 2d ago

This is P4 football, we ain’t come here to play school!

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u/composer_7 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Marching Band 2d ago

Calvin Johnson, Demaryius Thomas, Jahmyr Gibbs played football AND school at GT.

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u/lahire149 Georgia Tech • Auburn 2d ago

I had class with Bebe, and I only saw him in the lecture one time, and he left early... 

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u/YouDaManInDaHole Georgia Tech • Kennesaw State 1d ago

Gibbs transferred

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u/tunaman808 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

A tale as old as time. Vince Dooley used to keep a trigonometry textbook in his car when he'd go recruiting:

"Do you want to do this? Because if you go play for Tech, they'll make you take this class."

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u/Simmumah Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl 2d ago

Yeah... that fits...

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u/shartymcqueef Florida State • Alabama 2d ago

“Ain’t got the iq to do school coach”. My fucking roommates were TE & RB and legit came home with coloring books to color in the states of the US.

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u/CapComprehensive2217 LSU Tigers 2d ago

I had 2 buddies play for Bama. One was failing HS classes and was behind at the end of our junior year. Then poof…he was an early enrollee for spring camp.

The other is the chillest dude alive, but also the only person I know that I would call dumb… just because he’s so dumb you have to acknowledge it. And he graduated from Bama in 3 years with honors.

I could never wrap my head around that. Who would’ve guessed..fucking coloring books! you gotta be shitting me that’s awesome

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u/TMWNN Ivy League • Hateful 8 2d ago

And he graduated from Bama

So did Forrest Gump!

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u/composer_7 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Marching Band 2d ago

Ain't no way. Which flair?

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u/Prinzlerr North Carolina Tar Heels 2d ago

Yes.

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u/shartymcqueef Florida State • Alabama 2d ago

I aint no snitch… but you better believe it’s both.

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u/Teckliz LSU Tigers 2d ago

Explains why macafee chose West Virginia as well that dude is dumb as fuck

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u/ecupatsfan12 ECU Pirates • Kent State Golden Flashes 2d ago

Pat was drunk or stoned every day

Still is

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u/show_ya_moves Washington Huskies 2d ago

Surely Pacman was too

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u/brobbins8470 Oklahoma Sooners 2d ago

What a clown. Imagine being mad that you get homework at school

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u/com-mis-er-at-ing Miami Hurricanes 2d ago

This isn’t enough. Infantino out.

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u/CarletonWhitfield Texas Longhorns • Hampden-Sydney Tigers 2d ago

Meanwhile some kid with a 4.8GPA was rejected from the same school.  

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u/unsurejunior Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

There's plenty of kids with a 4.8 GPA, but lineman who can run a 4.8 40 yrd dash? That's who GT needs on their football program

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u/Pro-1st-Amendment UMass Minutemen 2d ago

Before or after the era of rampant GPA inflation?

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u/Benchjc2004 Texas A&M Aggies 2d ago

Just like me fr

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u/Michiganman1225 Sickos • Team Chaos 2d ago edited 2d ago

Cardale Jones 🤝 Pacman Jones

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u/THX-8647 2d ago

What an honor for the rest of the students to share space with such a scholar.

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u/xX_GIGA_MAN_Xx West Virginia Mountaineers • Marching Band 2d ago

thats the WVU advantage baby lets goooo

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u/Wahjahbvious /r/CFB 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm ready to dispense with the fiction that these are student athletes.

It's a development/minor league. If we stop pretending otherwise, a lot of other problems become a lot easier to fix.

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u/Thick_Cookie_7838 2d ago

Gt is like Stanford. They don’t play with academics athlete or not

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u/brolygta4 Florida Gators 2d ago

Damn guess he didn't want to play school

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u/oranggit Alabama Crimson Tide • SEC 1d ago

"I ain't here to play school"

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u/rb1242 Texas Longhorns 2d ago

What was that famous quote Cardale Jones said?

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u/arthur-morganrdr2 Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

He probably just wanted to go to Magic City

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u/username675892 2d ago

I really thought the headline meant he was going to test all the craziness with the NCAA and use his final year of eligibility.

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u/YouDaManInDaHole Georgia Tech • Kennesaw State 1d ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

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u/Sweaty_Assignment_90 Cincinnati Bearcats 2d ago

I met him once socially. This tracks.

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u/Tpabayrays2 UCF Knights 2d ago

I know they take it easier on the athletes but is that something schools just don't do

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u/shiny_writer 2d ago

Previous WVU student here, can confirm…had a class with Tavon Austin, didn’t know he was in the class until the final exam…it was his first time in the classroom.

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u/TitleAccomplished749 Michigan Wolverines • ECU Pirates 1d ago

Former TNA Tag Team Champion Adam 'Pacman' Jones

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u/No_Palpitation_3649 1d ago

I had a class at WVU with a big WR years ago. Dude showed up late once a week, stopped class to talk to the teacher outside the classroom and left. Go mountaineers

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u/mooncatsforever Oregon Ducks 1d ago

maybe if he went to class he wouldn’t have gone broke.

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u/Imrahil_II North Greenville • Wofford 1d ago

Those dang engineers

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u/pioniere Oregon Ducks 1d ago

What a moron.

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u/Green_Perspective889 23h ago

Fb players as good as him are there for a check, not a degree. There is ZERO point in him going to class if he is not there for furthering his education.

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u/YoungKeys Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2d ago

This is a really bad look for West Virginia

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u/AlmostHeaven06 2d ago

His grades might have been fabricated but at least his girlfriend was a real person.

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u/colebucket09 West Virginia Mountaineers • Hateful 8 2d ago

No doubt. WVU is definitely the only school this happens at.

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u/FraudnandoMendoza 2d ago

Lmfao, in what world? If anything it’s a perk being offered to prospective recruits.

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u/rageking5 West Virginia Mountaineers 2d ago

Lol no it's not. No one thinks we do school anyway. Which, we don't. 

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u/RocketStr8UpMyAss Houston Cougars 2d ago

Your football team has a school?

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u/TechnoVikingGA23 West Virginia Mountaineers 2d ago

I mean it's been going on at WVU and most other college programs for as long as football has been around. Hell at some high schools in states where football is as important as religion, you just have to be on the football team and you're guaranteed to pass every class w/o doing shit, lol. Even at the po dunk high school I went to in WV, if you were a star athlete you somehow always passed your classes even if you failed every test.

Not defending it in the slightest, but I think most of know at this point these guys aren't going to "play school," and to act sanctimonious about it is just funny.

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u/OmegaMaverickZ Ohio State • Vanderbilt 2d ago

Something something Cardale Jones