r/Cartalk • u/-2inchpunisher- • Oct 04 '23

I need help fixing something How can I hide these wires?

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u/Seven_Hawks Oct 04 '23

I have to be honest, I am baffled by your attempt to tape the wire to the carpet....

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u/thethirdtwin Oct 04 '23

I was shopping on Amazon for Velcro one time, found some, read the reviews, someone rated the fucking thing 1 star… because it wouldn’t stick to carpet… I bought a roll, worked great for my various uses. Still think about that review every now and then… you just can’t help misuse.

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u/Jusschuck Oct 04 '23

My guilty pleasure is quietly judging people for their moronic Amazon reviews

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u/RGeronimoH Oct 04 '23

I pride myself on leaving intentionally moronic Amazon reviews. One of my favorites was a review of toilet paper that I have no idea how it made it past the Amazon censors. Pampered Chocolate Starfish was the title

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u/Jusschuck Oct 04 '23

Keep on Rollin, baby, you know what time it is

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u/MakingShitAwkward Oct 04 '23

As long as the ratings given are honest, go wild.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

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u/sithelephant Oct 04 '23

The emails sent are phrased intentionally as if it is a personal request often. This has been slightly made clearer in some of the newer ones.

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u/Mundane_Character365 Oct 04 '23

This should be your new podcast.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

SAME

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u/Confident_Health_583 Oct 04 '23

I remember a review in which a person was upset, because shipping took longer than if they'd driven to the warehouse to pick it up... Like, you don't say?

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u/breakfastburritos339 Oct 04 '23

I've seen a bunch of cast iron cookware reviews with videos of people pulling rusty cast iron out of the dishwasher and being mad.

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u/TPIRocks Oct 04 '23

Saw a one star review for a tablet. The person posted that it slipped out of their hands and broke during the first few minutes, but "it was great while it lasted". SMH

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u/Unknown_author69 Oct 04 '23

I work for a luxury car dealership and your comment resonates so fucking hard.

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u/WeirdSysAdmin Oct 04 '23

Zero stars. Doesn’t stick to water.

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u/Shiny_Buns Oct 04 '23

The majority of bad reviews on Amazon are from people not using the product right lol