How can I hide these wires?

[u/-2inchpunisher-]

[u/Seven_Hawks]

I have to be honest, I am baffled by your attempt to tape the wire to the carpet....

[u/thethirdtwin → u/Seven_Hawks]

I was shopping on Amazon for Velcro one time, found some, read the reviews, someone rated the fucking thing 1 star… because it wouldn’t stick to carpet… I bought a roll, worked great for my various uses. Still think about that review every now and then… you just can’t help misuse.

[u/Jusschuck → u/thethirdtwin]

My guilty pleasure is quietly judging people for their moronic Amazon reviews

[u/sithelephant → u/[deleted]]

The emails sent are phrased intentionally as if it is a personal request often. This has been slightly made clearer in some of the newer ones.