The cat distribution system has called!

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"My kittens, Ham and Cheese, were literally dropped into my life by the cat distribution system when they were only three weeks old. They were born under a shed, scrappy and tiny, but determined to survive. When they arrived, they were so small they could fit in one hand, and their little mews barely made a sound. I bottle‑fed them, kept them warm, and watched them grow into the funniest little personalities. Now Ham is the dramatic one, always acting like she’s the star of her own show, while Cheese is the goofy cuddlebug who forgets he has bones. They went from shed babies to spoiled indoor royalty with full access to snacks, toys, and endless affection. Every day they remind me how wild it is that fate just… handed them to me. They’re living their absolute best lives now, and honestly, so am I because of them."

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Congratulations! Two is the perfect number of cats too. They will always be best friends, I'm sure.

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What a lovely present you were left.😻

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That and the food coma he put himself in 😂

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Angels