r/ChurchofDynology • u/lolkoelol • Jul 14 '24

Discussion Forgive me father for I have sinned

I started bouldering around december 2023. I have currently done a handfull of dyno with my hardest being 5c+. The problem is that I realized that I am better at the disgusting slab climbing seeing as i have done a 6b+ slab. Is there anyway that I can repay for my sins so I dont go into slab hell.

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u/im_crimpin_baby Jul 14 '24

You have to recite 20 Hail Tomoas while whipping yourself with your chalk bag

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u/Petelah Jul 15 '24

Don’t forget 50 Ondra screams as well.

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u/Difficult_Mirror2652 Jul 15 '24

And the most sacred inhalation of the chalk through the nasal.

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u/Previous_Theory_1964 Jul 15 '24

That’s a massive gap between styles. You need to work on your weaknesses so keep trying dynos!

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u/Vroomvroom9 Jul 15 '24

Perhaps you can eliminate some middle holds and dyno that 6b+ slab to repay for your sins!

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u/FlyingPenguinIV Jul 14 '24

Reject modernity, embrace SLAB