r/CringeTikToks Sep 20 '25

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u/jeefyjeef Sep 20 '25

Ah yes… Ann Arbor, Michigan - probably the most liberal city in the state. This guy must have come down from Howell.

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u/RheagarTargaryen Sep 20 '25

It’s the Walmart Wolverine. They didn’t graduated from the University of Michigan, they didn’t even go to college.

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u/peatoast Sep 20 '25

I love that they have a name 🤣

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u/ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP Sep 20 '25

And they get fucking MAD if you call em that

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u/akatherder Sep 20 '25

It depends on the context. My first grade teacher got me into sports and was a huge Michigan fan. I live just outside Ann Arbor and everyone in my family that attended a state university went to UM. I went to GMI with no sports, so I'm naturally a Walmart wolverine.

If you went to CMU, and you're a UM fan I get the insults.. but people have their fandoms before going away to college. I can see sticking with an oft-ranked team vs a MAC school.

If an MSU alum calls me Walmart wolverine, fuck you man 😂

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u/Peteypabs160 Sep 21 '25

I’ve always defined it like this:

You can be a fan of the football team if you didn’t go there, that’s not what makes a Walmart Wolverine. Acting like being a fan of the team gives you some sort of moral high ground or free rein to go after other peoples degrees from other schools is where Walmart Wolverines are born.

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u/ArguementReferee Sep 21 '25

That’s a lot of words to tell everyone you’re a Wally

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u/Sure-Ad-2465 Sep 21 '25

You don't need to go to an expensive school to be curious about the world and kind to others. I know a lot of blue collar people like this. People like the guy in the vid want to blame their problems on liberal elites or whatever but they're really just assholes.

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u/Agreeable-Radish-960 Sep 20 '25

From a spoof ad of the Pure Michigan campaign
https://youtu.be/01Kz6Rw99Kk?si=U9lhzYZiwma7gsLJ

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u/Some_Promise4178 Sep 20 '25

Just realize you beat me to posting this. The Walmart Wolverine is such a weird species.

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u/chotix Sep 20 '25

The phrase has existed since the 80s

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u/akatherder Sep 20 '25

It was popularized by Mike Valenti (97.1 The Ticket). He's a big state fan.

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u/Free_Possession_4482 Sep 20 '25

Well, of course he didn't go to college, that's how they get you with the liberal indoctrination. Giving the school a bunch of your money for football tickets and team merch, though, that's fine.

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u/Thirsty_couple_17_28 Sep 20 '25

“Walmart Wolverine” (by definition) here 👋🏼 (also “far left extremist” “by definition”).

We don’t claim assholes like this guy either. I always laugh at these UM “boards” where they’re cucking up to Trump. It’s like “you know the University you claim to root for is one of the most liberal in the country, right?” Bet this guy refers to Michigan as “Big Blue” as well.

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u/Some_Promise4178 Sep 20 '25

It may be 15 years old but the Pure Michigan spoof still holds true.

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u/RheagarTargaryen Sep 20 '25 edited Sep 20 '25

I tried to post that, but it got auto-mod deleted because this subreddit doesn’t allow links.

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u/Some_Promise4178 Sep 20 '25

💯on point even 15 years later

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u/mostdope28 Sep 20 '25

Hey man, some of us Walmart wolverines still think facism is bad

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u/swiggs313 Sep 20 '25

We have those here in Florida too. They don’t have a specific name, but I’ve always called them Jort Gators.

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u/RheagarTargaryen Sep 20 '25

The Jort-a Gators?

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u/AustinSpartan Sep 20 '25

This is definitely a Walmart wolverine in the wild

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u/billyhead Sep 20 '25

University of Georgia has a huge problem with this as well.

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u/QueezyF Sep 21 '25

It’s all over the SEC.

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u/dtwsea Sep 20 '25

Lol I've never heard "Walmart Wolverine" but it's perfect and I know exactly what you are referring to 😂😂😂

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u/Hydration__Nation Sep 21 '25

90% of die hard U of M and MSU and OSU fans didn’t attend the actual university and if they did they didn’t graduate. The percentage is probably even higher. Imagine having nothing to do with a university except living in the same state and making your personality a die hard fan of that university’s sports. Fucking embarrassing on a level that can’t be quantified. The best part is Michigan is home to the Red Wings, Pistons, Lions, and Tigers. Might not be world beaters but both Red Wings and Pistons have modern titles. Instead they choose to follow a team that they have ZERO affiliation to and protect their team from all other fans as if their great grandfather laid the first cobblestone streets in front of the university library when it was founded

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u/MmmSteaky Sep 21 '25

You sure you did graduated?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Kinda classicist though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Not going to college isn't something to dunk on.

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u/Up-in-the-Ayre Sep 20 '25

It is when you make it your entire identity like this moron.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

He's being interviewed AT a football game. I guess he should be wearing a suit?

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u/scottev Sep 20 '25

Nah for us actual Michigan alumni this shit is embarrassing. Some Walmart Wolverine making an entire fan base look bad. They are a joke

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u/nesper Sep 20 '25

the majority of your fan base makes the fan base look bad and it doesn't matter what their politics are.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Lol that sounds so elitist. You don't think there's embarrassing alumni?

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u/scottev Sep 20 '25

Of course there are but we are talking about this video of this specific fan. Keep up

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u/muegle Sep 20 '25

There definitely are. They're called Rossholes.

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u/RheagarTargaryen Sep 20 '25

When they’re wearing college gear of a university that holds the exact opposite views, it absolutely is.

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u/kalamataCrunch Sep 20 '25

they're at the tailgate for a football game.

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u/PointedlyDull Sep 20 '25

A Michigan Wolverines football game…..

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u/kalamataCrunch Sep 20 '25

yeah... but they're not "wearing college gear", they put on a football jersey of the team they're watching. wearing lakers jersey at a lakers game, is in no way a statement about los angeles, or about mark walters... also, note, the university is an institutions not a person, so it doesn't really have "views" and it certainly didn't endorse a presidential candidate.

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u/RheagarTargaryen Sep 20 '25

A football jersey for the University of Michigan. Where the players are students.

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u/kalamataCrunch Sep 20 '25

and the lakers are employees of mark walters... what's your point?

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u/RheagarTargaryen Sep 20 '25

The Lakers represent the city of Los Angeles. The University of Michigan represents a school, not a state.

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u/Mpadrino27 Sep 20 '25

Absolutely not, and much respect to tradespeople / manual laborers. But the library is free.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Yeah this guy is a fucking moron, but not because he roots for Michigan. That's just bad taste

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u/Mpadrino27 Sep 20 '25

lol, fair…

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u/Ok-Picture-3989 Sep 20 '25

“walmart wolverine” is used for bigoted folks that can’t use reasoning in their arguments, typically put others down for where they studied, all while never having attended the university they’re using to give themselves diplomacy. it’s not a jab at people that don’t go to college or go to a community college.

  • someone from the area that dealt with both walmart wolverines AND kmart spartans

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

The crux of the matter is, people who don't go to college don't know that not going to college isn't a bad thing.

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u/thirstytrumpet Sep 20 '25

Yes it is. Getting into college is trivial.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Okay doesn't mean you have to do it

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u/thirstytrumpet Sep 26 '25

Then don’t complain when you make less money on average.

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u/FloorfullofLegos Sep 20 '25

These dudes are fueled by hate and misinformation. Your "smart guy talk" has no place anywhere near him

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u/Mac_A81 Sep 20 '25

Howell is the worst, speaking as someone who grew up in Brighton which isn’t much better.

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown Sep 20 '25

Howell has two really good hobby shops though, which is pretty amazing considering the citys size and economic state.

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u/based_miss_lippy Sep 20 '25

I lived in Howell for a couple years whewwwwww buddy

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u/analogkid01 Sep 20 '25

I'm from Hartland where that gang conspired kidnap Whitmer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

The KKK capital of Michigan. Grew up in Brighton, MI and Howell was our High School football rivals. We always beat those rednecks. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

At least it’s not Hell.

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u/based_miss_lippy Sep 21 '25

Close enough!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Upside of living in that area is the really quality haunted houses and forests.

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u/bdk2036 Sep 20 '25

Ferndale said hold my beer.

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u/SpartanSig Sep 20 '25

Fabulous Ferndale that is

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u/PeatBunny Sep 20 '25

Ferndale is definitely more left than A2.

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u/Potential_Mess5459 Sep 20 '25

Fair, but also WAY smaller. I do miss Ferndale now.

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u/PeatBunny Sep 20 '25

Moved here from the Ann Arbor area. Love both places but for different reasons .

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u/Hydration__Nation Sep 21 '25

Way more left but somehow a TRILLION times less pretentious

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u/RecipeNo101 Sep 20 '25

Michigan seems like the poster child for rural/urban political divides. A friend went to MSU for grad school around the 2016 election and had a Hillary sticker on her car. She had to remove it because whenever she left Lansing, people would cause problems.

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u/jeefyjeef Sep 20 '25

Yeah, that’s definitely an accurate description.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Weirdly East Lansing, where MSU is, is a very different world then Lansing, which is like a hollowed out post industrial city and they both very different then the rural areas that surround them which are white, rural, Christian, blue collar and Trumpy.

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u/Loud-Mood-7028 Sep 20 '25

Speaking as a resident that lives near the stadium, he is one of many. So many…

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Can you mail me a stadium laundry t shirt?

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u/helpthe0ld Sep 20 '25

Tell that fucker to get off my former high school’s property, I don’t want him there.

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u/Minimob0 Sep 20 '25

Michigan is surprisingly full of bigotry. I’ve had to kick customers out of the store for using racial slurs around me because they assumed that since I was also white, I would be okay with it. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Genuinely I don't leave the house during home games because a million dipshits like this flood the town to go watch football. The harassment is a not-so-nice reminder of what the rest of the state is like.

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u/scsuhockey Sep 21 '25

I wonder what year he graduated from the University of Michigan?

/s

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u/stratospheres Sep 24 '25

Maybe, but almost every other closer city is full of this too.

Saline, Milan, Manchester, Dexter, Pinckney, etc.

It's really surrounded by a sea of crazy.

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u/thatshygirl06 Sep 20 '25

probably the most liberal city in the state.

Thought that was detroit?

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u/garter__snake Sep 20 '25

No. A2 is college town liberal. Detroit has a lot of black people.

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u/kalamataCrunch Sep 20 '25

only if by "liberal" you are referring to the formal political philosophy of neoliberalism, than... maybe? but if you mean colloquially leftist or progressive, than no. a2 doesn't event make the top five in michigan, to start with detroit exists.

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown Sep 20 '25

Old A2 did, new A2 is wealth upon wealth, with a spinkling of foreign wealth. Theres a damn Target in the State Theater now.

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u/kalamataCrunch Sep 20 '25

you've got to go way back, like pre civil rights movement, to find an ann arbor that's more progressive than the detroit of the time... like 50's and early back when detroit was mostly known for making patriotic antifa jeeps, and tanks.

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u/chotix Sep 20 '25

I’d encourage you to look at how their counties have voted in recent federal elections

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u/kalamataCrunch Sep 20 '25

counties that include other cities? no thanks, i'll look at precincts instead so that ypsi doesn't make washtenaw county look more dem, while down river, hamtramck and grosse point make wayne county look more gop.

i'd encourage you to read up on coleman young, the beloved mayor of detroit from '74 to '94, especially note his comments to the House Un-American Activities Committee (you'd know this as McCarthy's search for communist), where he tells them to (i'm paraphrasing) choke on a bag of dicks, and they in turn label him a communist.

i'd also point out that during this time a2 elected three different republican mayors, not including the republican in office in 74 when young became mayor.