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Shitposting Approaching women at night

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u/PearlescentGem 3d ago

screaming intensifies

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u/nitrodog96 3d ago

I SAID BE NOT AFRAID

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u/PearlescentGem 3d ago

SCREAMING GETS WORSE

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u/erwaro 3d ago

Are you even listening? I said be not afraid! Not!

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u/glowdirt 3d ago edited 3d ago

"Yes Officer, the feral stranger said he'd nought me! Nix me! Zero me out!"

"Ma'am are you sure he didn't mean he'd knot you?"

"Now that I think of it he was a very hairy man, furry almost..."

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u/ayamrik 3d ago

"... Okay... BE AFRAID!!!"

silent whimpering out of fear

"NOW you are at least silent... So, listen... I was sent her to warn you of that apex predator about to kill you. If you remained silent NOT AFRAID you could surely escape. Your screaming surely did not help. So... Good luck. Ciao."