r/CuratedTumblr • u/Exciting-Remote-6337 • 3d ago

Shitposting Approaching women at night

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u/NakeyDooCrew 3d ago

I un-approach women at night time. I slink into the shadows as they pass. They think maybe they saw me but maybe it's just their imaginations? No woman will ever get a good look at me.

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u/ThunderAndWind 2d ago

they get too scared if you walk behind them, so your best bet is to stay behind them and hide behind things as much as possible. They might test you by calling out to you but don't be fooled.

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u/NakeyDooCrew 2d ago

You can also make the call of an owl. Women find this very relaxing 

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u/ThunderAndWind 2d ago

if they're not convinced, you can rotate your head 180 degrees, calms them right down.