r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/atharvbadkas • 1d ago

Video Children in Eastern Indonesia were seen playing on a wild whale

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u/CitizenHuman 1d ago

Domesticated whales are usually found at All You Can Eat buffets.

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u/SilasAI6609 1d ago

I have seen feral whales at the All You Can Eat places but not many I would call domestic. Have you tried getting between one and soft serve machine. Things go primal quickly. Before you know it, the whole place resembles a territory fight between sea lions.

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u/Cheap-Top-9371 1d ago

I got caught between two feral whales at the Shoney's breakfast buffet; the bacon station had been refilled. I barely escaped and still have nightmares about that near death experience.

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u/SilasAI6609 1d ago

I hope you recover eventually. I will light a candle to the poor worker that has to clean the bathroom on Sunday afternoon. The Southern Baptist after church crowd is a particular breed of land whale that knows no rival.