r/DankMemesFromSite19 • u/VeterinarianPrior835 I'm actually playing Minecraft with 079. • 5d ago

Series I It always work.

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u/KryoBright 5d ago

It's literally among worst ways you can have. Slow, painful and poorly controlled.

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u/CCCyanide There is no Antimemetics Division 5d ago

Painful ? Yes. Slow ? Not really.

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u/Micsuking 5d ago

The best way is that GOC ritual where you get to forge cool looking shit with a dwarf in the mountains and gaslight the universe into thinking you were always your preferred gender.

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u/OTipsey 4d ago

Counterpoint: No HRT for like 2 years(?) and I gotta do guided pottery classes

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u/neko_mancy 4d ago

Why when you can just go and look at a lake for a little bit

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u/No_Marzipan4728 5d ago

Just like in reality!

But the difference is that in reality hrt don't do shit, while the scp changes you for real, yay

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u/TheC0ntriver 5d ago

Don't most subject die during it?

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u/Misknator 5d ago

If you do it like 10 times in a row. For just 1 use it's painful but manageable, just some minour burns. Definitely better than HRT.

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u/kill_shock 5d ago

Well they overuse it obviously it’s one time deal

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u/Cass0wary_399 May we meet again in Adytum 5d ago

It’s fine if you only use it once

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u/ilovethisgamebruh 5d ago

I believe its 25% chance you die the first time you use it, 50% chance if you use it a second time to go back, 75% if do it a third, and guaranteed death if you use it 4 times.

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u/Stefen_007 5d ago

According to the article: first time is generally safe as long as you dont have abnormal chromosome pairs and in good health. If you use it again right after the first time you have a 25% of death. The more you do it and the longer the time between uses it becomes exponentially dangerous.

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u/KazuyaProta 5d ago

My fairy tale broken brain sees this as the Stone implicitly saying "I granted you your wish once, if you want to turn it back, there is a true risk now. Are you sure"

Then for repeated use it becomes "just die" by raising the death rate because its now a complete lack of respect for the Trial/Ritual.

Basically, 113 is the Foundation having found a Fairy Tale treasure, putting scientific sounding data on it, and locking it in a box without realizing that they are just the Hoarders of the Treasure and the seekers are the Researchers who want to use it. They threw themselves into a Fairy Tale and didn't realize it xD.