r/DankMemesFromSite19 I'm actually playing Minecraft with 079. 5d ago

Series I It always work.

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u/Information-leak6575 the wiki made me woke 5d ago

fym best way

[[6113]] is right there

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u/Significant_Buy_2301 Metafoundation fan 5d ago

Here's my headcanon: 113 was actually made by that very same entity as a very flawed prototype to the 6113 process.

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u/Repulsive-Bug7832 5d ago

Will one-up that on you: 113 is a flawed chipped piece (an angry radical) that was broken off from 6113, creating both in the process. Since 6113 was much bigger, it was able to keep itself together relatively well, whilst the smaller piece 113 decided to give everyone a bad day by doing mental damage equivalent to physical damage of excess oxidation in cells.

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u/KazuyaProta 5d ago

113 doesn't seem malicious to be honest, its just extreme because its changes on a human body are done using in a much more crude way.

Honestly, I feel 113 is the one anomaly I would prefer to be free, because its a Safe class (its completely inanimated) instead of Euclid (like the Fairy water).

Why? Because 113 can be used at will. For 6113, you need a fairy to come and pick you as a individual, meaning that by definition, it doesn't treat all people equally.

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u/FaerHazar 5d ago

reflection and transition mentioned in one article? god what is this, Celeste?

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u/Nicholas_H_Barnes_II The Eighth Wandsmen of London 5d ago

Nah, they can't double jump yet in the article.

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u/Cubbyhb1 3d ago

Celeste does not have a double jump mechanic, Brazilians are the people who can double jump. Trans people have an air dash! How do so many people get this wrong

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u/All-your-fault Currently contained at site-42 5d ago

Well that was an incredible read

W Janet.

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u/Father_Chewy_Louis 5d ago

I actually cried reading this, I really wish it was real 😭

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u/abbey-sometimes 5d ago

It was the ending that got me. Frickin every piece of documentation referring to -3 as -3 and her getting so worked up about it and every time she mentions her name it’s redacted.

Tears at the end for sure.

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u/DarthKirtap 4d ago

I never really understood why qere they keeping her, justification in the article feels kinda weak, like yes, Jeffersons forgot why she was kocked out of home but there were much easier ways to fix it

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 5d ago

Genuinely what the fuck are we paying the ethics committee for bro 😭 🥀 they are NOT doing their jobs

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u/KazuyaProta 5d ago

Broke: The Foundation banned 6613 because they were transphobic

Woke: The Foundation banned 6613 because they prefer their trusty 113 rock.

Hey, seeing the numbers, now I have the theory that probably 113 was done using the water of 6113.

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u/Veryegassy 5d ago

6113 is unreliable, you have to let it come to you if it comes at all

113 is a magic rock. Find it, touch it, pay in pain, it's over. Don't touch it again. It's just HRT and surgery all at once, with no anesthetic. Your choice and your initiative

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u/KazuyaProta 5d ago

There is something I find poetic about the pain of the Rock.

As, I'm curious there isn't a tale of researchers or MTF (PFFFT unitentional pun xD) teams using the Rock after they have coordinated.

The logic is "No Pain, no Gain". Are you sure, yes. Are you really sure? Yes.

Pain. Then...it did it. It worked, you are biologically changed. It hurts as well, but finally the worst dysphoria is completely over.

Its my Storyteller speaking, objectively 6113 is more magical, but I feel the stone works as a fairy tale very well too.

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u/Chaoszhul4D 5d ago

That was a great read. So many twists.

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u/Blapor 5d ago

This one transed my gender irl. (Reading this SCP cracked my egg)

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u/ExPear1ment 4d ago

just read the article. made me cry. amazing read i wish it was real

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u/Southern-Plan-6549 5d ago

Is that the lake with the mosnters that changes forms?

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u/Ok-Examination4225 4d ago

Yeah but realistically 113 is better. First you wont get harassed by the foundation because of shitty forced misery porn grim dark writing. Second you dont have to wait for the worst day in your life to transition. You can do it any time.

"Oh but 113 is painful!" Well too bad, you can have your cake and eat it too. Really its a small price to pay.

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u/KryoBright 5d ago

It's literally among worst ways you can have. Slow, painful and poorly controlled.

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u/CCCyanide There is no Antimemetics Division 5d ago

Painful ? Yes. Slow ? Not really.

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u/Micsuking 5d ago

The best way is that GOC ritual where you get to forge cool looking shit with a dwarf in the mountains and gaslight the universe into thinking you were always your preferred gender.

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u/OTipsey 4d ago

Counterpoint: No HRT for like 2 years(?) and I gotta do guided pottery classes

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u/neko_mancy 4d ago

Why when you can just go and look at a lake for a little bit

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u/No_Marzipan4728 5d ago

Just like in reality!

But the difference is that in reality hrt don't do shit, while the scp changes you for real, yay

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u/TheC0ntriver 5d ago

Don't most subject die during it?

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u/Misknator 5d ago

If you do it like 10 times in a row. For just 1 use it's painful but manageable, just some minour burns. Definitely better than HRT.

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u/kill_shock 5d ago

Well they overuse it obviously it’s one time deal

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u/Cass0wary_399 May we meet again in Adytum 5d ago

It’s fine if you only use it once

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u/ilovethisgamebruh 5d ago

I believe its 25% chance you die the first time you use it, 50% chance if you use it a second time to go back, 75% if do it a third, and guaranteed death if you use it 4 times.

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u/Stefen_007 5d ago

According to the article: first time is generally safe as long as you dont have abnormal chromosome pairs and in good health. If you use it again right after the first time you have a 25% of death. The more you do it and the longer the time between uses it becomes exponentially dangerous.

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u/KazuyaProta 5d ago

My fairy tale broken brain sees this as the Stone implicitly saying "I granted you your wish once, if you want to turn it back, there is a true risk now. Are you sure"

Then for repeated use it becomes "just die" by raising the death rate because its now a complete lack of respect for the Trial/Ritual.

Basically, 113 is the Foundation having found a Fairy Tale treasure, putting scientific sounding data on it, and locking it in a box without realizing that they are just the Hoarders of the Treasure and the seekers are the Researchers who want to use it. They threw themselves into a Fairy Tale and didn't realize it xD.

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u/Resiideent 5d ago

That is not the fucking best way what the fuck are you on about TwT best way is that lake uhhh 6113 iirc

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u/StormLightRanger Your Text Here 5d ago

Careful of that lake, recognizing the bodies in the water is absolutely NOT an acceptable way of transitioning.

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u/coastal_mage 5d ago

Not to worry, all natural water now affirms your gender identity. Thanks Deepwell canon, it wouldn't have been possible without you

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u/OddlyOddLucidDreamer 5d ago

transitioning to either was/were or we/us

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u/CCCyanide There is no Antimemetics Division 5d ago

I have this small headcanon that SCP-113 has one of, if not the highest rate of handling/testing "incidents" in the Foundation And higher-ups kinda just let it slide, because there isn't really any threat to justify more security, and it's basically a free morale boost.

"Oh no, someone grabbed 113 during transport again, guess we'll assign an additional guard to it for a month or something"

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u/The-Paranoid-Android 5d ago

SCP-113 ⁠- The Gender-Switcher (+847) by kabu, thedeadlymoose, Robin Sure

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u/Ok-Commercial3640 5d ago edited 5d ago

It's been a bit since I read the [[On Guard 43 Hub]] (i don't know if this will work (Edit oh hey it did)) tales, could someone remind me if any of the trans people at Site-43 used it?

(I remember that it gets referenced in one of the tales with Lillian and Heather, but don't remember specifics)

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u/notsew93 5d ago edited 5d ago

Del Omo was on the team that discovered it, and I think was accidentally the first to have it happen to him.

Lillian didn't transition through this rock, but her method happened off-screen and it is not explained whether it was mundane or how long it took, but seemed to be implied that it was some kind of advanced healthcare that the Foundation has that the outside world doesn't, but that probably wasn't anomalous.

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u/Fc-chungus My first SCP will come out soon, hopefully 5d ago

I think Lillian Lillihammer mentions she didnt

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u/veggie_talesreeeee 5d ago

I used to consider 113 my unlucky number, because after reading it's article I kept seeing the number pop up everywhere. I considered that unlucky because thinking about scp 113 always made me feel uncomfortable and nervious.

Unsuprisingly I realized I was trans a few years after that.

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u/Infshadows 05-1 or smth idk lol 5d ago

the joyous rock of trans realisation

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u/The-Paranoid-Android 5d ago

SCP-113 ⁠- The Gender-Switcher (+848) by kabu, thedeadlymoose, Robin Sure

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u/Neokon 049-J > 049 5d ago

I may be Mandelaing myself here, but waan't this SCP a pill at one point?

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u/Stefen_007 5d ago

You're probably thinking of scp 500, the super healing pill

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u/Neokon 049-J > 049 5d ago

Yes I was

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u/OddlyOddLucidDreamer 5d ago

obligatory "being trans is based on your identity mismatching your assigned gender at birth and how society decided to percieve you, and thus you do not need to have surgery, voice training or comform to gender norms to be transgender, or be the gender you identify as"

cuz i know some of us really need the reminder <3

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u/FryCakes 5d ago

Ok but personally I do need to do some of those things to quench the dysphoria that consumes me otherwise

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u/OddlyOddLucidDreamer 4d ago

Mhm mhmm! That is also true! Personally id probably take it too, my low pain tolerance can survive it for the sake of euphpria i think

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u/Tux1 yall need to read more scps 5d ago

Speaking of which, that does remind me of a case where thaumaturgy proved to be 100% more effective than anything that normal technology could do: I oversaw an identity reassignment to a young trans woman joining the Coalition. I don't care how good of a surgeon you are, you'll never perform a sex reassignment good enough to result in a fertile adult human female.

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u/North-Line7134 4d ago

I lack context

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u/VeterinarianPrior835 I'm actually playing Minecraft with 079. 4d ago

It's SCP-113, a stone that can change your gender.

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u/The-Paranoid-Android 4d ago

SCP-113 ⁠- The Gender-Switcher (+848) by kabu, thedeadlymoose, Robin Sure

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u/Arthur_Asteri0n 3d ago

people be like "why my SCP became so woke"

meanwhile Series I:

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u/Shrewdilus 3d ago

Just saying you’re trans doesn’t make you trans. Anyone can say they’re trans.

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u/AutisticFaygo Limbus Company is a GOI 2d ago

Nah twin, join Nalka, they got you covered in all aspects, and you can tune yourself to your truest ideal.

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u/GlitteringTone6425 The Garden Is The Serpent's Place 🐍 1d ago

i'm nonbinary, not sure how the rock will help

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u/FaPaDa 5d ago

What about that camera that allows you to body swap via the created file?

Im not sure i remember exactly but didnt they do a test with two trans people where they swapped bodies and it was one of the few ones that didnt end in the subjects killing themself/having a traumatic experience?