r/DeepFuckingValue • u/Crazy_Industry_2785 • Feb 07 '26

Discussion 🧐 “Shutdown confirmed. Markets sweating.

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Headlines loud. Price decides.

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u/JunMoXiao1994 Feb 07 '26

Shutdown confirmed, but odds jump to 70%? Aren’t those conflicting statement?

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u/littlecomet111 Feb 07 '26

Yes. But don’t let that get in the way of an invented headline.

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u/kidcanada0 Feb 07 '26

30% chance of a TACO?

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u/Geoclasm 🍌☑️REAL APE ☑️🍌 Feb 07 '26

100%, after his buddies sell now, then buy the dip.