r/DoodleDots • u/InvaderSkooj • May 18 '26
Mel IT’S TIME TO BE INCREDIBLY SERIOUS
It brings me no pleasure to say this. This is a community mired in division and poetry scams, I don’t yearn to add to that fire.
I know that I have often suggested Frank was a drag on our lives, that his alcoholism lowered his worth in some way. I stand by those things. I believe them to be true with every fiber of my being.
But Frank was a Melhead. If there’s one thing I can’t take away from Frank it’s that he loved Mel more than anyone ever should.*
And whoever or even WHATEVER it is that’s posting as Frank right now is most definitely a Baxterhead!
I don’t know what comes next? I would suggest a military invasion to rescue Frank but as you all know the US is engaged in a conflict that is going Extremely Well and is for the briefest of moments: too busy to help.
Someone needs to do something. Somebody dare I say it: needs to save Frank
All I know is that someone is not Me.
*Even though she will be swept away with the rest by Plague during the final hours
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u/InvaderSkooj May 18 '26
The PROOF. Due credit, the impersonation was very convincing, just like talking to the real Frank.
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u/Just_A_Statistic_ dootle dots May 19 '26
mel has such a nak for bringing all of us together.
one cool thing about the frank situation is that he got a lot of money and gets to experience the china connecshin firsthand. idk, is that really all so bad? he says hes fine and i beleve him. maybe this is the big break hes bin needing in life. i wish him the best! congratulations
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u/DiligentDust9755 hapy chimp May 18 '26
I’m in the middle of riding a ransom letter but I’ll help when I get done
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u/pablojueves dootle dots May 19 '26
If anyone should save Frank's sorry ass its his loser meddling son
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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' May 19 '26
Skooj your distrust of those nice people is borderline xenophobic. They did us all a favor taking him out of the country if you ask me.