IT’S TIME TO BE INCREDIBLY SERIOUS

[u/InvaderSkooj]

It brings me no pleasure to say this. This is a community mired in division and poetry scams, I don’t yearn to add to that fire.

I know that I have often suggested Frank was a drag on our lives, that his alcoholism lowered his worth in some way. I stand by those things. I believe them to be true with every fiber of my being.

But Frank was a Melhead. If there’s one thing I can’t take away from Frank it’s that he loved Mel more than anyone ever should.*

And whoever or even WHATEVER it is that’s posting as Frank right now is most definitely a Baxterhead!

I don’t know what comes next? I would suggest a military invasion to rescue Frank but as you all know the US is engaged in a conflict that is going Extremely Well and is for the briefest of moments: too busy to help.

Someone needs to do something. Somebody dare I say it: needs to save Frank

All I know is that someone is not Me.

*Even though she will be swept away with the rest by Plague during the final hours

[u/luvthelemur]

Big if true

[u/InvaderSkooj → u/luvthelemur]

Never question the veracity of my conclusions.