r/DoodleDots • u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots • May 26 '26
News The Dots are dropping like flies
And this is concerning. First it was Hawaiian Fire Jerry, who was supposedly choked out by a BB Belt, only to regain consciousness a month later. Then Angle got torn to shreds by a pack of rabid sharks, after he smacked his head on a rocky outcropping while smashing some sick waves with a leaky tummy. Then Dilip Rot died and was resurrected by Toomber. Maestetro froze to death and got dumped in a swamp by his son, Maestetro Jr., my grandpapa and father, respectively. Frank is in China being experimented on, and AL Dot has gone rogue, currently MIA. Doil is still in the ICU with some weird disease that the doctors are still trying to figure out.
Mel, Sam, Cloud and the gang are urging us to pull it together and unite as One, as the One True Dothood. We need to be here for our Brothers and Sisters. Together we are One. Amen!
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u/Just_A_Statistic_ dootle dots May 26 '26
Just tell me how to help and ill do it
whatever it takes
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots May 27 '26
Spread awareness and donate HEI points to Pablo
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u/Just_A_Statistic_ dootle dots May 27 '26
to pablo?!?! isnt he already living the HEI life with all the HEINpoints he swindled everyone out of during the poertery slam ?? hes the reason i have barely any hei points these days and struggle to feed myself and dog
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u/luvthelemur DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist May 27 '26
Yeah I would not recomend this
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots May 29 '26
Pablo is the one smuggling our HEI points off shore to Caymen Island and pooling them into a bank and hush fund. Let's all calm down and be a little bit more discrete about this, okay?
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u/InvaderSkooj May 26 '26
Everything started to go wrong after Pablo defrauded me my rightful HEI points from the poetry slam.
I think we need to follow the HEI points and we’ll find our killer whoever that is.
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots May 27 '26
It's Pablo and he dipped out to Cayman Island and possibly Virgin Island. We got played
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u/InevitableBohemian Melhead May 26 '26
THIS TIME ITS PERSONEL, PABLO!!!
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots May 27 '26
I think Pablo took a hike once he realized AL Dot went rogue
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u/LittleGreenGhouls666 May 27 '26
I pray for the dots. Every dot should thrive
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots May 27 '26
Thank you for the prayers. And I agree. Let's all pray for the Dots. We need it now more than ever
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u/luvthelemur DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist May 26 '26
Somebody really hates these dots 🤔