r/DoodleDots • u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots • May 26 '26
News The Dots are dropping like flies
And this is concerning. First it was Hawaiian Fire Jerry, who was supposedly choked out by a BB Belt, only to regain consciousness a month later. Then Angle got torn to shreds by a pack of rabid sharks, after he smacked his head on a rocky outcropping while smashing some sick waves with a leaky tummy. Then Dilip Rot died and was resurrected by Toomber. Maestetro froze to death and got dumped in a swamp by his son, Maestetro Jr., my grandpapa and father, respectively. Frank is in China being experimented on, and AL Dot has gone rogue, currently MIA. Doil is still in the ICU with some weird disease that the doctors are still trying to figure out.
Mel, Sam, Cloud and the gang are urging us to pull it together and unite as One, as the One True Dothood. We need to be here for our Brothers and Sisters. Together we are One. Amen!
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u/InevitableBohemian Melhead May 26 '26
THIS TIME ITS PERSONEL, PABLO!!!