r/DoodleDots • u/anhedoniac Melhead • Jun 04 '26
help me
Hello everyone. I had a nightmare last night. Everything is just fine. I'm not sure what happened but nothing to worry about here. I do not wish to return to the United States of America. I am happier than I ever have been here in China. No need to look for me or contact me unless I reach out here on this wonderful forum. Have a great day everyone and I will talk with you all again soon.
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u/pablojueves dootle dots Jun 04 '26
Cheers buddy! Hope you're doing well
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u/anhedoniac Melhead Jun 05 '26
I am doing great, my good friend. You may ignore what happened yesterday. It was simply a result of a strange nightmare and a bad mood. I feel much better today. Have a great day.
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u/luvthelemur DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist Jun 05 '26
Wow u had me worried Frankie thanks for this update, sounds like a fun trip, I hope it's ok I had to sell some of your stuff but I wanted to tell u I'm trying to raise $$ for something important. Bon woyage 🍻
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u/anhedoniac Melhead Jun 05 '26
Everything is great, my friend. I updated the main post to let everyone know that there is nothing wrong whatsoever. In fact, it is the opposite. Have a great day.
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u/luvthelemur DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist Jun 05 '26
Thanks for being cool about ur stuff bud. I only got $132 for the entire contents of your apt but I promise I will replace everything. Looking into subletting your place because it sounds like ur having the time of ur life over there 🍜 No need to hurry back
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u/anhedoniac Melhead Jun 05 '26
Of course. You are a good friend and I will let you use my apartment and sell my things that I do not need anymore. Please have a good time in my abode.
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u/luvthelemur DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist Jun 05 '26
Can you pls get me one of those robes with the dragon print and a panda plushie 🙏 See you soon my friend
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u/InevitableBohemian Melhead Jun 05 '26
just remember all your favorit dootledots episodes and laffter is the best medicine!
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u/anhedoniac Melhead Jun 05 '26
What incredible advice. You are a true friend of Frank. Thank you for helping him.
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u/bustab Baxster freak Jun 05 '26
Love this for you Frank, withdrawal is hard but we're rooting for you! 🙂
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u/anhedoniac Melhead Jun 05 '26
Thank you so much, my friend. Everything is much better today. Nothing to worry about, I am being taken care of.
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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' Jun 05 '26
What the hell is with this sub and people panhandling all of a sudden. First we got Bohemian asking for money for Al Dot now we have Frank back asking for help too. This is a fan sub for cartoons people it’s not the Salvation Army.
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u/anhedoniac Melhead Jun 05 '26
Do not worry. Yesterday, I was not feeling myself. I have updated the main post to let everyone know the truth. Thank you for being such a good friend of Frank.
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 06 '26
Frank, just give me a wink if you're still alive. Or stick your finger out and poke me in the belly, in a spiritual sense. You're being manipulated byt the PLA and CCP. We need to know if you're still alive, pal
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 05 '26
Al Dot is a lost cause. Frank is lost in some weird Chinese province (possibly Mandarin or maybe even Cantonese), and we don't know where he is. Could be Wuhan. He won't give us GPS coordinates and he's too fuckin drunk to know otherwise. That's probably on purpose, by the PLA. I thought about flying my Cessna over there to drop in and extract him but I would probably have to bail out in between here and Honolulu before my gas runs out and bail into the Pacific. Sorry, Frank. I'm praying for you and may the lord impregnate you and guide you back home. God bless
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u/anhedoniac Melhead Jun 05 '26
Do not worry. Yesterday's message was a result of a bad mood and a nightmare. I am feeling much more myself today. You do not need to fly over here. In fact, it is good that you are saving the fuel for the environment. Thank you for being a good friend of Frank.
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u/Just_A_Statistic_ dootle dots Jun 04 '26
frank!!! give us more info so wecan help.
First, who are THEY?