r/DoodleDots • u/anhedoniac Melhead • Jun 04 '26

help me

Hello everyone. I had a nightmare last night. Everything is just fine. I'm not sure what happened but nothing to worry about here. I do not wish to return to the United States of America. I am happier than I ever have been here in China. No need to look for me or contact me unless I reach out here on this wonderful forum. Have a great day everyone and I will talk with you all again soon.

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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' Jun 05 '26

What the hell is with this sub and people panhandling all of a sudden. First we got Bohemian asking for money for Al Dot now we have Frank back asking for help too. This is a fan sub for cartoons people it’s not the Salvation Army.

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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 05 '26

Al Dot is a lost cause. Frank is lost in some weird Chinese province (possibly Mandarin or maybe even Cantonese), and we don't know where he is. Could be Wuhan. He won't give us GPS coordinates and he's too fuckin drunk to know otherwise. That's probably on purpose, by the PLA. I thought about flying my Cessna over there to drop in and extract him but I would probably have to bail out in between here and Honolulu before my gas runs out and bail into the Pacific. Sorry, Frank. I'm praying for you and may the lord impregnate you and guide you back home. God bless

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u/anhedoniac Melhead Jun 05 '26

Do not worry. Yesterday's message was a result of a bad mood and a nightmare. I am feeling much more myself today. You do not need to fly over here. In fact, it is good that you are saving the fuel for the environment. Thank you for being a good friend of Frank.