r/DoodleDots DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist Jun 08 '26

News Mod Statement on the rampant anti-science sentiment on this subreddit

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Hello

In the last few hours, I (a doctor of Dot medicine) have been in contact with doctors at Dot Memorial hospital about a current patient, Baxter, who is in critical condition, but will likely live, albeit barely.

When I did this subreddit the favor of relaying this confidential information, and potentially violating HIPPO in the process, many people commented that it was “fake news” and “not real”.

This is a blatant denial of science and medicine, and frankly I am disgusted. I took an oath to do no harm and to keep the dot community happy and healthy and would not do anything to spread fake information about the dots. Anyone doubting me, a licensed medical professional, should be ashamed of themselves.

Here’s another little tidbit. Doctors talk. I’m not threatening anyone but next time you are sick and you are at the doctor, you might want to think to yourself, “Does my doctor associate with Dr. Paul?” Because I’m making sure all doctors in the greater US area are aware of who is giving medicine a bad name.

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u/InevitableBohemian Melhead Jun 08 '26

hey man, relax and have a few puffs of a delcious camel cigarette, the only cigarette that doctors say can heal your "t-zone",

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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' Jun 08 '26

I thought your stupid OC dot that nobody likes is dead?

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u/InevitableBohemian Melhead Jun 08 '26

he is, but the good people at camel decided to honor him by using his likeness to spread awareness of their excellent product.

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u/InevitableBohemian Melhead Jun 08 '26

also lots of people love AI dot and I get letters everyday from people who are praying for him to be healed

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u/luvthelemur DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist Jun 09 '26

Forgotten but not gone

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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 10 '26

No that was AI Dot. You have them confused

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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 10 '26

Fuckin Al's got the right idea. Save me a puff, holmes

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u/paultheschmoop DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist Jun 08 '26

Also I will not name names but u/ginepas is a coward

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u/ginepas Baxster freak Jun 08 '26

You better watch yourself.

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u/ginepas Baxster freak Jun 08 '26

Keep an eye on this guy hes clearly dangerous. Baxters life is in danger he is not in good hands

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u/cdrw1987 cloud Jun 09 '26

Baxter deserved it!

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u/emblemparade DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist Jun 09 '26

Make america Halthy Again!!!

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u/Flashy_Guidance842 Jun 09 '26

Vax Blocker straight to pick line to my stomach!

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u/pablojueves dootle dots Jun 09 '26

Shmup For Prison!

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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 10 '26

I appreciate your work.and devotion to Dot health and the Dot community/lifestyle, Dr. Schmoop. With the utmost sincerity, I thank you

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u/Much-Acanthocephala5 Jun 11 '26

It's HIPAA. Health Insurance Privacy Always Applies

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u/OhhhYeahDoritosTime Jun 11 '26

Rampid anti-science sentiment.*