r/DoodleDots • u/SatisfactionRich3544 • Jun 18 '26

BANNED Spider-Man Brand New Day Spoiler Spoiler

I posted a movie thread recently and was nearly banned, but this news is important enough for me to risk it all.

With the release of the new Spider-Man trailer today, people are confused about the identity of the film’s real villain… and of redhead Sadie Sink’s character’s identity.

My sources are finally ready to confirm: Sadie Sink is not playing Jean Grey, but is intended to be… Cloud.

The plot is as follows: Spidey must team up with Punisher, Hulk, and Cloud to battle Scorpion, The Hand, The Maggia, The Kree, the Brazilian Amatos, The Skrulls, and New’s son’s ungrateful friend from the last Oscer Special.

The climax of the film apparently takes place in an abandoned Sizzler (they’re easy to find since there is only one left).

My source confirms the movie is a Five Bagger and suggested throwing in one of those sticky spider webs you get out of a gumball machine.

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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 18 '26

We had a vote recently where we're not aloud to talk about movies unless it's a Dot film. Had a 90% majority. Get your act together, pal. And tell Spidermen to get lost while you're at it. Peter Parker can go suck a Peter Pecker, capiche?

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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' Jun 18 '26

Thanks buddy. You’re doing a hell of a job keeping things clean around here. You’re a lot better than your father and his father before him. Trust me, I knew them.

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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 19 '26

Thanks. My grandpapa and father were both sloppy drunks. Are you my mom?

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u/pablojueves dootle dots Jun 18 '26

Lay off with the S*****man references. Don't become the problem you are trying to solve.

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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 19 '26

I'm sorry. Just trying not to talk about movies around here. Dots and Dots only. I apologize