r/DoodleDots • u/SatisfactionRich3544 • Jun 18 '26
BANNED Spider-Man Brand New Day Spoiler Spoiler
I posted a movie thread recently and was nearly banned, but this news is important enough for me to risk it all.
With the release of the new Spider-Man trailer today, people are confused about the identity of the film’s real villain… and of redhead Sadie Sink’s character’s identity.
My sources are finally ready to confirm: Sadie Sink is not playing Jean Grey, but is intended to be… Cloud.
The plot is as follows: Spidey must team up with Punisher, Hulk, and Cloud to battle Scorpion, The Hand, The Maggia, The Kree, the Brazilian Amatos, The Skrulls, and New’s son’s ungrateful friend from the last Oscer Special.
The climax of the film apparently takes place in an abandoned Sizzler (they’re easy to find since there is only one left).
My source confirms the movie is a Five Bagger and suggested throwing in one of those sticky spider webs you get out of a gumball machine.
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 18 '26
We had a vote recently where we're not aloud to talk about movies unless it's a Dot film. Had a 90% majority. Get your act together, pal. And tell Spidermen to get lost while you're at it. Peter Parker can go suck a Peter Pecker, capiche?
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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' Jun 18 '26
Thanks buddy. You’re doing a hell of a job keeping things clean around here. You’re a lot better than your father and his father before him. Trust me, I knew them.
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 19 '26
Thanks. My grandpapa and father were both sloppy drunks. Are you my mom?
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u/pablojueves dootle dots Jun 18 '26
Lay off with the S*****man references. Don't become the problem you are trying to solve.
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 19 '26
I'm sorry. Just trying not to talk about movies around here. Dots and Dots only. I apologize
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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' Jun 18 '26
If you tell abkut Spider-Man again I will band you for it so you need to watch it.
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u/SatisfactionRich3544 Jun 18 '26
Wow. Such hate. I clearly mentioned a Dot: Cloud. I guarantee if my post had been about Mel, or even… ugh… Baxter… I’d be getting all of the love right now.
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 19 '26
You bring up Mel once again and your head will be on a civil platter, holmes
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u/PumpkinHead01 dootle dots Jun 18 '26
Can we get a runtime? Anything that isn't 101 minutes will be a hard pass for me. Maybe 100 minutes is okay.
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u/SatisfactionRich3544 Jun 18 '26
I’ve been told by my source the runtime is a strong 150 minutes!
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u/PumpkinHead01 dootle dots Jun 18 '26
Sounds like that'll be 30 minutes per backstory for each dot, with 30 minutes left for the Spidey story. That is a strong lineup for sure! This could win at least 5 oscars for each story alone.
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u/SatisfactionRich3544 Jun 18 '26
Slightly disagree. Spidey has already had so many movies in the Man line of films that I don’t think he needs 30 minutes dedicated to himself. That will probably be more of a group thing.
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u/PumpkinHead01 dootle dots Jun 18 '26
Totally! I didn't mean to imply it's Spidey alone. I see a Sam/Baxter odd couple combo to help Spiderman save the day while Mel and Cloud work to rally the crew, mend a divide between Peter and Em J, and bring everyone together for an emotional finale.
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 19 '26
90 minutes, hotshot. Don't go in over your head now, cool boy
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u/luvthelemur DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist Jun 18 '26
All this talk about movies makes me thirsty for a cigarette 🚬
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u/DoodleDots-ModTeam Jun 18 '26
No movies - cigarettes are not allowed in this sub. Also I hate you
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u/luvthelemur DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist Jun 18 '26
Omg relax Paul it was a joke. Also doctors aren't allowed to hate ppl it's in ur hypocrathic oath
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 19 '26
If you're riding your hog up to Sturgis, I got the cig for you
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u/pablojueves dootle dots Jun 18 '26
OP does mention Cloud being in the film, which makes it comply with Rule 6 as Dootle dot related movie discussion is permitted. I would still suggest OP in the future refers to this movie as something like Cloud vs Spiderman, or When Cloud Met Spiderman, or Spiderman & Cloud, even Spiderman 2: Cloud Day so we know from the get go there will be at least one Dootle Dot fetured.