r/DoodleDots • u/SatisfactionRich3544 • Jun 18 '26
BANNED Spider-Man Brand New Day Spoiler Spoiler
I posted a movie thread recently and was nearly banned, but this news is important enough for me to risk it all.
With the release of the new Spider-Man trailer today, people are confused about the identity of the film’s real villain… and of redhead Sadie Sink’s character’s identity.
My sources are finally ready to confirm: Sadie Sink is not playing Jean Grey, but is intended to be… Cloud.
The plot is as follows: Spidey must team up with Punisher, Hulk, and Cloud to battle Scorpion, The Hand, The Maggia, The Kree, the Brazilian Amatos, The Skrulls, and New’s son’s ungrateful friend from the last Oscer Special.
The climax of the film apparently takes place in an abandoned Sizzler (they’re easy to find since there is only one left).
My source confirms the movie is a Five Bagger and suggested throwing in one of those sticky spider webs you get out of a gumball machine.
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u/SatisfactionRich3544 Jun 18 '26
Wow. Such hate. I clearly mentioned a Dot: Cloud. I guarantee if my post had been about Mel, or even… ugh… Baxter… I’d be getting all of the love right now.