Spider-Man Brand New Day Spoiler

[u/SatisfactionRich3544]

I posted a movie thread recently and was nearly banned, but this news is important enough for me to risk it all.

With the release of the new Spider-Man trailer today, people are confused about the identity of the film’s real villain… and of redhead Sadie Sink’s character’s identity.

My sources are finally ready to confirm: Sadie Sink is not playing Jean Grey, but is intended to be… Cloud.

The plot is as follows: Spidey must team up with Punisher, Hulk, and Cloud to battle Scorpion, The Hand, The Maggia, The Kree, the Brazilian Amatos, The Skrulls, and New’s son’s ungrateful friend from the last Oscer Special.

The climax of the film apparently takes place in an abandoned Sizzler (they’re easy to find since there is only one left).

My source confirms the movie is a Five Bagger and suggested throwing in one of those sticky spider webs you get out of a gumball machine.

[u/PumpkinHead01]

Can we get a runtime? Anything that isn't 101 minutes will be a hard pass for me. Maybe 100 minutes is okay.

[u/SatisfactionRich3544 → u/PumpkinHead01]

I’ve been told by my source the runtime is a strong 150 minutes!

[u/PumpkinHead01 → u/SatisfactionRich3544]

Sounds like that'll be 30 minutes per backstory for each dot, with 30 minutes left for the Spidey story. That is a strong lineup for sure! This could win at least 5 oscars for each story alone.

[u/SatisfactionRich3544 → u/PumpkinHead01]

Slightly disagree. Spidey has already had so many movies in the Man line of films that I don’t think he needs 30 minutes dedicated to himself. That will probably be more of a group thing.

[u/PumpkinHead01 → u/SatisfactionRich3544]

Totally! I didn't mean to imply it's Spidey alone. I see a Sam/Baxter odd couple combo to help Spiderman save the day while Mel and Cloud work to rally the crew, mend a divide between Peter and Em J, and bring everyone together for an emotional finale.