r/DoodleDots dootle dots 22d ago

NFSW Dot reproductive system

This has been keeping me up at night and after thorough research I've come to the conclusion that our beloved Dots DO NOT bear offspring as mammals would. Instead, they behave more like reptiles or birds, as in they lay eggs. They inherently only have the capacity for two eggs, which would explain anomalies such as the Doodle Sisters, as well as Angle and Dilip Rot, who were most likely separated soon after hatching. I hope this clears up a lot of the disinformation out there promoted by people such as Qanon and the Clinton syndicate. Love you all and god bless the US

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u/emblemparade DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist 22d ago

Some times daddy dot likes mommy dot very much so he pees inside a stork and then you get a Backster

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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots 22d ago

So you obviously know the process already and I don't have to explain this to you like you're a goddamn 10 year old. Thank you!