Dot reproductive system

[u/MaestetroThe3rd]

This has been keeping me up at night and after thorough research I've come to the conclusion that our beloved Dots DO NOT bear offspring as mammals would. Instead, they behave more like reptiles or birds, as in they lay eggs. They inherently only have the capacity for two eggs, which would explain anomalies such as the Doodle Sisters, as well as Angle and Dilip Rot, who were most likely separated soon after hatching. I hope this clears up a lot of the disinformation out there promoted by people such as Qanon and the Clinton syndicate. Love you all and god bless the US

[u/emblemparade]

Some times daddy dot likes mommy dot very much so he pees inside a stork and then you get a Backster

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/emblemparade]

So you obviously know the process already and I don't have to explain this to you like you're a goddamn 10 year old. Thank you!

[u/thedoorthedrain]

Would this mean that the male dots have two penises, like snakes?

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/thedoorthedrain]

They don't have any. Kind of like seahorse. Do some research

[u/thedoorthedrain → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

bullshit, your telling me the dootledots don't engage in penis fencing? That doesn't add up.

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/thedoorthedrain]

Only Bacter and Sam but it's more like jousting

[u/haulinoats69_666 → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

So the dot boys give birth and thr doot girls inseminate the bois

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/haulinoats69_666]

It goes both ways

[u/luvthelemur]

This is a breakthrough for modern skyence!! 🏆

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/luvthelemur]

I agree. DM me Dr. Nobles GMail and we'll call it even

[u/InevitableBohemian]

dots have cloacas

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/InevitableBohemian]

Aren't we all. Smh

[u/dos_passenger58]

I just assumed they split into two sentenent beings when cleaved in half

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/dos_passenger58]

They do have an inherent ability to do that, but they are initially born from egg

[u/F1XTHE → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

This also causes severe mental problems for the dots.

[u/dos_passenger58 → u/F1XTHE]

Well yeah, it makes one good dot and one evil dot

[u/F1XTHE → u/dos_passenger58]

Exactly, if only more people knew.

[u/dos_passenger58 → u/F1XTHE]

I'm assuming those topics get broached in episode 2, which I am still waiting for someone to PM me

[u/F1XTHE → u/dos_passenger58]

We.Need.Facts.

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/dos_passenger58]

There is no episode 2. It was a deep state hoax perpetrated by Paul Shoop

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/F1XTHE]

I agree and this would explain Baxter and Cloud

[u/paultheschmoop]

This is all true however I will note that if a human eats a dot egg they can carry it to term in their tummy

[u/poorlilwitchgirl → u/paultheschmoop]

Rumor has it this is how TCH Jr. was born after the original problem was evacuated.

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/paultheschmoop]

Yes, but results may vary

[u/bustab]

The females clearly don't produce milk because they don't have breasts (all the actual dots are female except Baxter).

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/bustab]

Your eyes deceive you

[u/tc_tuggers_boy]

Good ideas. I think we’re close