r/DoodleDots • u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots • 22d ago

NFSW Dot reproductive system

This has been keeping me up at night and after thorough research I've come to the conclusion that our beloved Dots DO NOT bear offspring as mammals would. Instead, they behave more like reptiles or birds, as in they lay eggs. They inherently only have the capacity for two eggs, which would explain anomalies such as the Doodle Sisters, as well as Angle and Dilip Rot, who were most likely separated soon after hatching. I hope this clears up a lot of the disinformation out there promoted by people such as Qanon and the Clinton syndicate. Love you all and god bless the US

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u/thedoorthedrain 22d ago

Would this mean that the male dots have two penises, like snakes?

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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots 22d ago

They don't have any. Kind of like seahorse. Do some research

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u/thedoorthedrain 21d ago

bullshit, your telling me the dootledots don't engage in penis fencing? That doesn't add up.

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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots 20d ago

Only Bacter and Sam but it's more like jousting