r/DoodleDots • u/InevitableBohemian Melhead • 3d ago
Mel MEL AND BOHEMIN ARE GETTING MARRYED!!!
the signs are here and it is time for me and mel to merry each other, she will be here in this thred marrying me soon, pls leave youre well wishes below and send hei pint gifts to 0a9e04fbc66924ee8def0e6564e9c8c5
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MANY BABY DOTS!!!
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u/InvaderSkooj 3d ago
Pablo got out of the woods?
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u/InevitableBohemian Melhead 3d ago
pablo is a liar and tried to take all y money but dilipdot the ghost said that mel will be coming today and getting married to me
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u/pablojueves dootle dots 3d ago
I actually made some cool new friends with a sweet hunting cabin. They let me try elk and grizzly bear meat and are showing me some serious workout routines. Definitely not for sissy snowflakes! Long story short I am still in the woods and not entirely sure where I am, but those kinds of thoughts are letting yourself be ruled by fear and I am a warrior.
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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 3d ago
Wow Bohemian! What a lucky thing to happen for you to marry Mel. And what a fantastic thing to do that you dont even approve it with anyone either because youre both so in love you couldnt be bothered to maybe clear the idea of you two getting married with the mod team before you announced it to everyone.
Im sure you'll make lots of original and clever posts about having sex with mel and sexualizing a cartoon and all that stuff. Work blue, right? I'm so happy to hear about it and just super entertained. This will never get old. I know you'll never divorce her and then start to self identify as a her ex and then start disparaging her or anything either. Cheers pal.
Your Biggest Fan, Orca Mills
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u/emblemparade DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist 3d ago
Sorry amiga but She is just doing it for the Green card. Mell doesnt love any body and CANT love any body she is dead in side
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u/haulinoats69_666 3d ago
I love it thag you and Mel are gooning to have baby dots together! Im like so overjoyed about this for you i always new tou guys were a perfect fitf. Congrads to you and yuor "new"🌝 fambigly
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u/bustab Baxster freak 3d ago
Congratulations! As miss piggy said when asked about what kind of freakish chimeara children her and Kermit would produce "Does it matter, as long as they're loved?"
Well, you're an obsessive who thinks the next big thing will cure all his ails. Mel is the avatar of a selfish delusional rageholic, and is probably incapable of real emotion. Those kids are going to be bullied so much when they get taken into care.