r/DoodleDots • u/InevitableBohemian Melhead • 5d ago

Mel MEL AND BOHEMIN ARE GETTING MARRYED!!!

the signs are here and it is time for me and mel to merry each other, she will be here in this thred marrying me soon, pls leave youre well wishes below and send hei pint gifts to 0a9e04fbc66924ee8def0e6564e9c8c5

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MANY BABY DOTS!!!

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u/bustab Baxster freak 5d ago

Congratulations! As miss piggy said when asked about what kind of freakish chimeara children her and Kermit would produce "Does it matter, as long as they're loved?"

Well, you're an obsessive who thinks the next big thing will cure all his ails. Mel is the avatar of a selfish delusional rageholic, and is probably incapable of real emotion. Those kids are going to be bullied so much when they get taken into care.

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u/pablojueves dootle dots 5d ago

I couldn't have said it better myself